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[js27]

MY WIFE'S MISSING!!
Husband:     My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Officer:        Age?
Husband:     I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.
Officer:        Height?
Husband:     I'm not sure.   A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER:   Weight?
Husband:     Don't know.  Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER :  Color of eyes?
Husband:     Sort of brown I think  Never really noticed.
OFFICER :  Color of hair?
Husband:     Changes a couple times a year.  Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER :  What was she wearing?
Husband:     Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts.  I don't know exactly.
OFFICER :  What kind of car did she go in?
Husband:     She went in my truck.
OFFICER :  What kind of truck was it?
Husband :    A 2016, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, LED lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning.    It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets    I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires.    It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.   At this point the husband started choking up.

OFFICER:   Take it easy sir. We'll find your truck.

JS27

[303 Mopar]

Seems inevitable...

[CudaMoparRay]

Oh to be human but why so human 

[Brads70]

I could make this work! 

[Chryco Psycho]

 
Me too , i have a friend with a house like that , looks like a 3 car garage from the outside attached to a big house well the garage goes right through the house , could get 10 in there easily

[Topcat]

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[Chryco Psycho]

Yup 

[Brads70]

 

[Brads70]

 

[Brads70]

I could make this work! 

   Have a place like this in Scottsdale Arizona  as a E-Bodies club house just for Mecum and BJ. , kinda like a cottage/storage facility!  ( for all Murrays purchases! @blown motor   

[blown motor]

  I'm working on it @Brads70

[CudaMoparRay]

Already have one snoring don't need two. 

[YellowThumper]

 

[Chryco Psycho]

 

[303 Mopar]

Hell ya!