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[Brads70]

 

[Brads70]

 

[CudaMoparRay]

Running late again but better than never 

[Topcat]

As he's leaving, the Russian leader tells him that in Russia they have a farewell custom called "Russian Roulette", to demonstrate one's courage. The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger...click...empty chamber.

He hands the revolver to his African guest and says," Your turn." Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual... click....empty.

The next year, the Russian visits the African country. As he's leaving, the African tells him that he was very impressed with "Russian Roulette" and that he has devised an African ritual to demonstrate one's courage.

The African then disappears through a door, only to reappear a few minutes later smiling and says, "Your turn."

The African escorts the Russian through the door. In the room are 6 of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen. The African explains that he is to choose 1 of the women, who will perform oral sex on him.

Absolutely dumbfounded, the Russian asks, "What kind of test of courage is this?"

The African calmly answers, "One of them is a cannibal."

[CudaMoparRay]

  Way too busy these days, like everyone else 

[CudaMoparRay]

Bonus round 

[PLY474]

Take Your Child To Work Day

[blown motor]

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[cuda hunter]

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[700 AKN]

Space... The Final Frontier!!!

[CudaMoparRay]

Sunday funnies by chance 

[CudaMoparRay]

The other half

[anlauto]

CRAZY 1971 Cuda 

[bentpshrods]

        Yup.           

[Topcat]

Here's the Official Distinction; Straight from the British Medical
Journal: Volume: 323; Page 295..

GUT'S- Is arriving home late, after a night out with the Guy's,
Being met by your Wife with a Broom, and having the "Gut's"
to Ask: "Are you still cleaning? or are you Flying Somewhere?

BALL'S- Is coming home late after a night out with the Guy's,
Smelling of Perfume and Beer, Lipstick on your Collar, Slapping
your Wife on the Butt and having the "Ball's" to say: "Your next
Sweety"!