Railroad retirement

[gumby]

I'm a RR. Single. Getting ready to retire. I pay into the retirement fund like anyone else. I'm just looking for someone to share my retirement with?

If I don't find someone, my funds just go into the funds like anyone else. All I'm looking for is someone that want's free money. I don't wan't anything to do with them.
I just have to be married to them. Nothing to do with them, just be married. They would have good retirement benifits. I can't believe how hard this is getting to be?

People don't believe in free money, or think that they might find Mr. Right? Whatever. IDK? But I'm not letting my contributions pay for others, ya know?

Marriage is the big blocker. Must be my age or older. I'm not going to hang around any longer than I have to. NO STRINGS ATTATCHED? WTF?

How could it be so difficult? Good, FREE money. Why is it so hard to give away? Mininum $30K a year. Free. NO STRINGS. You don't get my stuff. I don't get yours.

Time is running out? Politicians set moral standards. Many women don't wan't to be seen as gold diggers? WHO CARES ANYMORE in this day and age?
Someone destitute, needs money?" I would be there. I don't care. Someone will get it.

[Swamp Donkey]

Sounds like a great deal.   If only I wasn't already married to a great woman.......