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Today's dual  :haha:

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Hump Day  :banana:

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Men's Pearls of Wisdom😍

🌾1. When I was born, as a male I was given a choice - A big downstairs or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

🌾2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

🌾3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

🌾4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

🌾5. There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

🌾6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

🌾7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.

🌾8. Virginity can be cured.

🌾9. Virginity is not dignity, it's a lack of opportunity.

🌾10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

🌾11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

🌾12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

🌾13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
     A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

🌾14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......

🌾15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
    A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't

🌾16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    A: Breasts don't have eyes.

🌾17. Despite the old saying, ' Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!

🌾18. Breasts are proof that men can focus on 2 things at a time

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On my front yard today.... :o Guess you're no supposed to announce a lady's age  :headbang:
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Friday funnies

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Monday madness  :Thud:

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Late to seeing your triumphant return to this forum.
Glad to hear you are ok.
You were missed.

Mike.
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You are the only one in charge of your destiny.

Mike.