What’s your favorite line in an ad or post?

7E-Bodies · April 18, 2021, 09:42:54 AM

Just for fun here. We've all seen them. List your favorites...

7E-Bodies · April 18, 2021, 09:44:17 AM

I'll start off because it was in the ad for my current project...

"Ready for paint"

cuda hunter · April 18, 2021, 10:11:49 AM

Just needs paint and interior.

blown motor · April 18, 2021, 10:17:32 AM

There was a radio here years ago. It was some chain of automotive service but I don't recall which one. The key character in the ad had the perfect voice and perfect delivery. One ad went like this.
First guy: Hey Bob, what are doing down there?
Bob: Oh just changing my oil. Whoa!! That stuff really comes out!
The delivery was perfect. Cracked me up every time.

floorit426 · April 18, 2021, 10:24:56 AM

I saw a billboard, in Reno, for a radiator shop. Their slogan was "the best place in town to take a leak".

7E-Bodies · April 18, 2021, 10:40:14 AM

"Original miles"

mccannix · April 18, 2021, 10:54:15 AM

30 years ago or so, this creative guy ran a used car lot in Toronto, and ran ads called Freddy Farkels Wrecks of the Week.
He wrote these ads weekly in the Auto trader and actually got a lot of business from people stopping around after seeing the ads....I saved some, have more, should have saved them all.

MEK-Dangerous · April 19, 2021, 11:11:40 AM

Quote from: mccannix on April 18, 2021, 10:54:15 AM
30 years ago or so, this creative guy ran a used car lot in Toronto, and ran ads called Freddy Farkels Wrecks of the Week.
He wrote these ads weekly in the Auto trader and actually got a lot of business from people stopping around after seeing the ads....I saved some, have more, should have saved them all.

OMG!

Those ads are hysterical. Thanks for sharing them.

Cuda_mark · April 19, 2021, 11:23:43 AM

Mine has to be "one owner, survivor."

318Stroker · April 19, 2021, 12:37:17 PM

Ran when parked

EV2RTSE · April 19, 2021, 01:20:14 PM

center counsel

7E-Bodies · April 19, 2021, 02:08:51 PM

Another personal favorite: "I'm thinking about selling my car". Loosely translated, "I'm testing the water to see how ridiculously high I can price it".

anlauto · April 19, 2021, 02:22:37 PM

Nobody's mentioned "Frame-off" restoration of our beloved unibody cars

Ricomondo · April 19, 2021, 02:31:15 PM

C'mon, I cant' believe this hasn't been mentioned yet??!!

" I know what I have...."

Usually means it's overpriced, or It's a POS and they think that whatever make/model it is, because they also saw a similar car sell at Mecum or Barrett and now that means they are sitting on a gold mine...lol

Another one is" Insured for $____________" or "Appraised at $__________"

B5fourspeed · April 19, 2021, 02:50:58 PM

No rust.

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