" SO TRUE "

[Roadman]

 

[303 Mopar]

Thoughts with a cup of coffee this morning --

If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years,

whether or not you are successful.



Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?



If poison expires, is it more poisonous or it it no longer poisonous?



Which letter is silent in the word "Scent", the S or the C?



Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?



Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.



Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.



The word "swims" upside down is still "swims".



Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.



100 yrs ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and

only the rich own horses.



The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had 2 yrs to live in 1953 are probably dead.



If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer toeach of them.



Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.



If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".

[JS29]

Deep thought's by Jack Handy? 

[303 Mopar]

Been here before

[Roadman]

 

[303 Mopar]

 

[303 Mopar]

One of my favorites

[Roadman]

 

[303 Mopar]

Who can relate?

[1 Wild R/T]

Who can relate?

Yeah I can...

[RusTy/SE]

Yep. . .

[Roadman]

   Yep, a well learned lesson.

[303 Mopar]

It's very expensive....

[303 Mopar]

Why is Mopar 3x the price?

[HP_Cuda]

Yep, its kinda like this