Roadman messaged me saying I should start one on here.....
Oh so true... :rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag"
Quote from: roadman on January 13, 2017, 05:53:09 PM
:rebelflag"
Are those the new anti squeak brake shoes?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:unbelievable:
Lord help us
..
Am I the only one who thinks this is hilarious?
:iagree: That's funny! Great stuff guys. :rofl:
Jeni.... funny and freaky at the same time! :))
:rebelflag" :tool: :rebelflag"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Now I want to weld some cheese and crackers!
I can relate to the cat/ coffee one. :D
Quote from: J-Code Jeni on January 14, 2017, 10:22:45 PM
Am I the only one who thinks this is hilarious?
:)) :)) :))
:canada:
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:rofl:
Parking Critique
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and yet a few more....
Much better use than what it designed for
:))
those signs should be everywhere :rofl:
Quote from: roadman on January 18, 2017, 04:51:32 PM
:D
:iagree: Very good timing.... just had a friend pass away suddenly. Funeral was yesterday. This is so true!
A few for today...
What the *%#!? is "ogre green creamy filling'!?!?
ewwww :o
three more today...
Sure a different way to look at things.
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:rebelflag" 8) :rebelflag"
A good life long friend sent this and I posting to share with all you fine folks. :cheers:
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Looks like a scene from Star Wars.
A few more...
We have all talked about being at rock bottom, now for those that have yet to achieve that status can now see it in person.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1_3SqBUQAArsgA.jpg)
Most others I have are with 4 letter bad words. Can we post those ?
:notsure: :rubeyes: :bravo:
the 80s kid has to be fake who wore helmets in the 80s ??? :rofl:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on January 26, 2017, 08:28:53 PM
the 80s kid has to be fake who wore helmets in the 80s ??? :rofl:
Ya.
In the 70s we'd do our imitation of Evel Knievel - with shirts and maybe a t-shirt. We'd hit about as many landings as he did. Lol
Remember my brother wiped out and was picking sand out of his back and shoulder for weeks. Serious road rash. :rofl:
Quote from: Marc70challenger on January 27, 2017, 10:57:35 AM
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on January 26, 2017, 08:28:53 PM
the 80s kid has to be fake who wore helmets in the 80s ??? :rofl:
Ya.
In the 70s we'd do our imitation of Evel Knievel - with shirts and maybe a t-shirt. We'd hit about as many landings as he did. Lol
Remember my brother wiped out and was picking sand out of his back and shoulder for weeks. Serious road rash. :rofl:
And I can't get my jack to roll over a crack in my garage floor :o
https://youtu.be/cMl_A2Z8w2g
Quote from: 303 Mopar on January 27, 2017, 12:44:55 PM
Quote from: Marc70challenger on January 27, 2017, 10:57:35 AM
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on January 26, 2017, 08:28:53 PM
the 80s kid has to be fake who wore helmets in the 80s ??? :rofl:
Ya.
In the 70s we'd do our imitation of Evel Knievel - with shirts and maybe a t-shirt. We'd hit about as many landings as he did. Lol
Remember my brother wiped out and was picking sand out of his back and shoulder for weeks. Serious road rash. :rofl:
THATS IT #303 Mopar!!!!!!!! ROFL
(https://forum.e-bodies.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=269.0;attach=3658)
It took a lot of speed to get those big wheels to get any air! Hats off to that kid! :yessir:
www.youtube.com/embed/pD_yQZ4iNjY?rel=0
:drinkingbud:
:rebelflag" :yes: :unitedstates:
:o
Quote from: 303 Mopar on January 29, 2017, 12:48:08 PM
:o
Are you sure, he has a satisfied grin on his face. :drunk:
Quote from: Brads70 on January 28, 2017, 07:20:18 AM
It took a lot of speed to get those big wheels to get any air! Hats off to that kid! :yessir:
Seriously! He was moving. :rofl:
OK, fess up. How many of you guys have done this ?? I have. Works great on carbs. :bradsthumb:
Never used the dishwasher but I did use the oven once to preheat an aluminum intake I was going to weld. Wife took a dim view of that for some reason? :-[
Just in time too.
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:bravo:
Some I have saved over the years
:)
Always looking for an alternative to NOS parts (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170204/fbc853b147424e6422c209908d132696.jpg)
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:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
:rofl:
:rofl: :twothumbsup:
Shouldn't have sandblasted that Ford....
:rebelflag" :unitedstates:
Can somebody help me get this door aligned
Wow, that's a lot! Loosen the hinge bolts where they attach to the pillar slightly and shift the door downward on the outer end. Then test. It will likely take more than one try. I did mine a couple years ago. It seems I also adjusted either the latch or the striker. Just make sure when you close the door that it's not climbing up to get over the striker.
Might want to put these in another thread...
Pretty sure it's a joke. :D Not much you can do after it's painted except play with the hinges and that's not going to fix that. :no:
Quote from: 70chall440 on February 08, 2017, 08:47:33 PM
Might want to put these in another thread...
Guess I read too much into it.. :rofl:
:yes:
Quote from: Cuda Cody on February 08, 2017, 09:46:45 PM
Pretty sure it's a joke. :D Not much you can do after it's painted except play with the hinges and that's not going to fix that. :no:
Quote from: 70chall440 on February 08, 2017, 08:47:33 PM
Might want to put these in another thread...
Haha, thanks Cody, I was going to start feeling real bad if too many people wanted to help me. Probably feeling sorry for me and my lack of body work skills. :tool:
A few more for today...
Now we know the rest of the story.
:)
:unitedstates: :rebelflag" :unitedstates: :rebelflag"
:bravo:
The holy trinity...
Quote from: Slotts on February 11, 2017, 11:16:56 AM
The holy trinity...
Hi Jim! :wave: That one kind of ties into this one.....
:wowzers:
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
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:unitedstates: :unitedstates:
I need to find that mall :help:
:rebelflag" Gotta love the kids ! :unitedstates:
:unitedstates: Yep :yes: :rebelflag"
:wowzers:
:rebelflag" :unitedstates:
I could be if I was given a chance to run nitro FC
Oops!
:yes:
:wowzers: :wowzers: :wowzers:
Thanks Cody!
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:yes: Ghetto baby!
Test
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Awesome
@Cuda Cody (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/cuda-cody_1) :bradsthumb:
:rebelflag" Hellofa idea. :unitedstates:
I run into this one quite a bit..... :rofl:
Quote from: Brads70 on March 02, 2017, 05:50:05 PM
I run into this one quite a bit..... :rofl:
Thats great! I need one that certifies my YouTube welding license!!
:haha:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChY3NZyUoAAZdb8.jpg)
So true!
Happens all the time. :unitedstates:
Sad part is.... somewhere....some idiot will try this! :rofl:
:rebelflag" :rofl: :unitedstates:
But officer, it said no stopping anytime! :notsure:
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We ate at this place last night. I'm glad there wasn't a fire, I would have been so confused!
Sorry, I can't get it rotated.
:unitedstates: http://enginessociety.com/men-motorcycles-funny/
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:rebelflag"
:rebelflag" :yes:
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:rebelflag"
:D
:bravo:
Found this bumping around the internet, cool variation :alan2cents:
:)
:haha:
Good Riddance Kap!
ROFL
Too friggin funny. I guess old Kap was trying to take a page from the Owens book of idiocy. Start a bunch of cr@p off the field but don't do anything on the field.
Quote from: Topcat on March 29, 2017, 07:23:46 PM
Good Riddance Kap!
NO COMMENT! I don't want to be the first one here with a "Cody Time Out"
I take it because I don't get this meme it must be footballl related :soshelp:
:yes: Good guess. He was the player that would not stand for the national anthem last year and this year none of the teams are willing to sign him. He's a decent player, but the baggage that comes with him (all self imposed) is what appears to be scaring teams off.
Quote from: A.Gramz on March 30, 2017, 06:42:56 PM
I take it because I don't get this meme it must be footballl related :soshelp:
I would jump right in.....
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Mopar parts from a chev van ... you know something is not right :rofl:
:rofl:
:rebelflag" Makes sense to me. :notsure:
A Swedish oil company just changed their name on their gas stations to Circle K a while ago. Made a new logo, a big K.
Little did they think of the 3 flags all the gas stations had up front....
Plenty of circle K gas stations and C-stores out here, never seen the triple K flag setup tho :rofl:
m
Quote from: Moparman82 on April 06, 2017, 05:42:42 PM
Plenty of circle K gas stations and C-stores out here, never seen the triple K flag setup tho :rofl:
Did not know Cirkle K was from the US. They must have bought the Statoil chain.
They realized the blunder (after all the newspaper articles) and did this with the flags. :)
:))
worse yet only 15 t lbs of Tq :rofl:
Need one of these that says Mopar instead of motorcycle...... 8)
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.
Quote from: 303 Mopar on April 07, 2017, 06:00:10 PM
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This is SO TRUE!! Its all about Smiles per gallon!! :D
A classic....
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My new best friend.
Quote from: 303 Mopar on April 07, 2017, 06:05:04 PM
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This was just Cody moving his cArs from the "working" shop to his awesome new "show" shop lol :bradsthumb:
:)
:wave:
origin of the word ?
I thought this was fitting and hopefully not really considered too political, as it encompasses all of them and is Car related. :stayinlane:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C47BEdRVUAEs8HM.jpg)
You'll never be.....
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Yep.....
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Even the younger ones have a moment with the tax burden.
[facebook] https://www.facebook.com/thatistoofunny/videos/1560632190825898/ [/facebook]
:rebelflag"
:headbang:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Having a bad day ?
hopefully not this bad
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2017/04/horrible-failures/
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:rofl: :clapping:
These are too funny! :haha:
Classics :bradsthumb: :haha:
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Maybe not funny but very impressive , 18 hrs to build !!
https://www.youtube.com/embed/SE71NJl-naY?autoplay=1
Very impressive!
18 hrs.... I feel so slow now...
For some reason this just kills me. :rofl:
It's interesting that the Boeing still has the yoke in the center while Airbus are fly-by-wire.
Here is a great write up by a pilot on the differences of the two:
https://www.aopa.org/news-and-media/all-news/2016/may/pilot/t_bva
:rofl:
:haha: :haha: :haha:
Quote from: XeGnome on April 25, 2017, 04:09:19 AM
:rofl:
my favorite part about this, is the guy in who took the picture is in a earlier model super duty for too lol
One of my favorites :rofl:
Jim, you need to start a thread here with these women that you draw. :yes:
Quote from: blown motor on April 25, 2017, 06:30:20 PM
Jim, you need to start a thread here with these women that you draw. :yes:
I might just do that one of these days. :thinking:
It has been a long time since you have shared any. Last I heard, you had gotten a new razu computer and they were in the works, you been holding out. :haha:
:iagree:
The new computer has been feeling neglected. :crying:
Quote from: ToxicWolf on April 25, 2017, 06:46:07 PM
Quote from: blown motor on April 25, 2017, 06:30:20 PM
Jim, you need to start a thread here with these women that you draw. :yes:
I might just do that one of these days. :thinking:
:needphotos:
[facebook]https://www.facebook.com/crazimals/videos/10155345863175921/[/facebook]
They might be on to something
Gotta start from an early age, learn how to push your Ford! :haha:
Found this, enjoy. :cooldance:
A friend sent this to me, yup, got caught too! :bricks:
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Oldie but a goodie..... did it get you?
Not THIS time :stop: :console:
:haha:
Summer is almost here. Time to wash the cars.
Pretty much sums things up, tax tax tax.(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Chuxc94UkAEoSY9.jpg)
:haha:
Sure hope you check your mirrors a little more often than this driver.
I'd want to be unhooking that truck right about now :alan2cents:
The "Bees "
Another favorite B.
Careful what you ask for :bricks:
:huh:
Quote from: 71GranCoupe on May 07, 2017, 12:50:07 PM
Sure hope you check your mirrors a little more often than this driver.
Come on...no one is going to comment on the name of the trailer! I am disappointed in all of you. I mean really, I expected better from you guys!!!
:))
Quote from: Cudajason on May 10, 2017, 11:45:19 AM
Quote from: 71GranCoupe on May 07, 2017, 12:50:07 PM
Sure hope you check your mirrors a little more often than this driver.
Come on...no one is going to comment on the name of the trailer! I am disappointed in all of you. I mean really, I expected better from you guys!!!
:))
:haha: :rofl: I didn't even notice that! Hilarious!
Quote from: Rev-It-Up on May 10, 2017, 12:59:04 PM
Quote from: Cudajason on May 10, 2017, 11:45:19 AM
Quote from: 71GranCoupe on May 07, 2017, 12:50:07 PM
Sure hope you check your mirrors a little more often than this driver.
Come on...no one is going to comment on the name of the trailer! I am disappointed in all of you. I mean really, I expected better from you guys!!!
:))
I kinda thought the flames coming out from everywhere was pretty much indicative of the name, LOL :haha: :rofl:
:haha: :rofl: I didn't even notice that! Hilarious!
No pictures of me yet??
Is that what you're wearing to Carlisle MEK? The look like Mopar colours to me!
:thinking:
That photo cracks me up every time I see it. :haha:
Quote from: MEK-Dangerous on May 10, 2017, 01:33:32 PM
No pictures of me yet??
Canadian flower garden
I came across this in the parking lot after a local movie
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lol
:haha:
Quote from: 303 Mopar on May 12, 2017, 04:34:43 PM
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This reminds me of my last trip to the DMV.
The guy in front of me couldn't speak English. An interpreter said he bought the car from a guy selling it along the side of the road. Of course, he had no receipt. What a $hit storm.
Quote
This reminds me of my last trip to the DMV.
The guy in front of me couldn't speak English. An interpreter said he bought the car from a guy selling it along the side of the road. Of course, he had no receipt. What a $hit storm.
Hey Mike,
That story may be completely true, if the car he was talking about buying was a Yugo.
(https://forum.e-bodies.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi248.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg169%2FSlotts%2FServer%2Ficon_drumhit_zps62586284.gif&hash=3cc995ab3132080ffa6e71248849797b409c6b4b) (http://s248.photobucket.com/user/Slotts/media/Server/icon_drumhit_zps62586284.gif.html)
Jim
Us in a few years
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Here is one I have no words for, yet, LOL.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: coal powered car broke down.....
Maybe next time the battery is getting low they could put the generator in back and let it run. Problem solved plus extended range!
I wonder how much range it gets out of 10$ of gas??
If they were true to there cause that should be A solar powered generator, not one powered by fossil fuel!!!!! ::)
Quote from: JS29 on May 21, 2017, 11:19:40 AM
If they were true to there cause that should be A solar powered generator, not one powered by fossil fuel!!!!! ::)
They'll need a tent and some more gear for the night or two. Maybe they should put a solar panel on the cars roof. Man where does this end :Thud:
Anybody wonder how much diesel fuel is spent mining the ore used to mine and then make the batteries for these POS "green" cars? I would bet more than they save.
Let alone the massive land destruction they do. Only reason it is ignored is because it all comes from the poorest of 3rd world countries. They have their place in the world but are not the cure all.
Hydrogen fwiw.
My2c
And oh yea picture is hilarious.
I watched an impatient guy the other day in a parking structure waiting for his car to charge so he could leave. On the cell pacing looking at his watch over and over. Arms flailing. Family and I laughed as we got into our regular old commuter and left. Gets 35 mpg and no waiting. Not interested in timing my life for that.
Sorry for the rant...
A coworker today said a friend recently paid over $6,000 to replace their " electric " cars batteries.
Coal fired cars I call them.
The energy density of gas is pretty dang hard to beat.
Without a major improvement in battery technology we may be stuck with hybrids for quite awhile.
The downside is that
A: you keep the car > 10 years and replace the battery (expensive)
B: you buy another hybrid (expensive)
:haha:
See, anyone can paint a car. :rofl:
Wonder if the guy is gonna clear coat the driveway too? :rofl: :haha: :haha: :rofl:
Quote from: Cuda Cody on May 23, 2017, 02:37:07 PM
See, anyone can paint a car. :rofl:
Thats going to look amazing finished , once he cuts and buffs it and razors out the bugs tree pollen .
Yeah.....
Quote from: lulurocks(Ken) on May 23, 2017, 05:06:50 PM
Quote from: Cuda Cody on May 23, 2017, 02:37:07 PM
See, anyone can paint a car. :rofl:
Thats going to look amazing finished , once he cuts and buffs it and razors out the bugs tree pollen .
Yeah.....
You might be surprised.... I've seen some cars sprayed outdoors that turned out extremely well.... I'm sure this won't be one of them but you'd be surprised how well it can turn out...
I'm gonna guess it is a rubber or peel coat.
As for the driveway, mom doesn't know yet...
Some photoshop fun at a friends expense
Hey when you're young you will try anything. Sprayed one of my first cars in a hay barn when I was 16. It didn't turn out half bad. I was happy with it and my friends liked it so all was good. Even shot a couple more there for friends.
That might be the Plasticote rubber paint you can peel off later. Kinda looks like it.
...as YellowThumper said, I see now. Too quick on my keyboard finger :-[
no comment
hahaha
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1689922454369112&id=100000541228020
:))
That's freaky cool.
:panama:
:panama:
Be careful at car shows this summer
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So true
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Says it All!
Daytona Sleeper!
:)
Have I got a pill for you.
Send me a bottle.. please :)
I've got a couple Mopars. I don't need the pills. :D
:driving:
We all have that one friend....
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:panama:
Anyone here get motion sick like me?
Never i was offered a ride in stunt plane but unfortunatly it never happened :tired:
Quote from: 303 Mopar on June 25, 2017, 02:03:28 PM
Anyone here get motion sick like me?
Yep, I threw up in the teacups at Disneyland once. :barf:
Yep.
Never on a plane. Almost on a helicopter. Avoid all wild amusment rides including the vurtual ones with fake movements.
Fast and sideways driving never.
:panama:
:haha:
Have done a couple of aerobatic flights , second time was in a T6 Texan , had to crack open the canopy for some air after a long spiral.
Great flight otherwise , hammerheads, snap rolls etc.
I would love to have some infinite energy.
i can only assume that i had infinite energy like my 16 year old currently does.
40 years ago...
Karma is always entertaining! :stayinlane:
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9fe_1496667688
:haha:
:rofl: Nice parking :haha:
Quote from: Cuda Cody on June 29, 2017, 12:47:25 PM
:rofl: Nice parking :haha:
Saves space for more cars to park. If not mistaken, there are 3 more spots available. :rofl: :haha:
It looked like a cat trying to climb a tree.
I don't even want to know what he was thinking. :no:
Give me the big gun!
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on July 05, 2017, 06:20:46 PM
Give me the big gun!
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I've worked on a few cars after that guy.... Sucks cause no one ever blames him.....
At least we have a portion dedicated to 4 speeds...
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:unitedstates:
:haha:
Quote from: 303 Mopar on July 05, 2017, 06:20:46 PM
Give me the big gun!
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:haha:
At the very least, I would give him an "B" for effort. I had a brake shop work on our domesticated ride, in AZ, that only 'fingered tightened' the lugs on all four wheels. Needless to say, there was no chance of stripping those threads.
:yes: saw this on facebook.
:notsure: :rebelflag" :rebelflag"
Saw this on Pinterest :yes:
Cheers!
Mickm
:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:
I got a kick out of this one..........try not to laugh :haha:
Quote from: anlauto on July 18, 2017, 07:48:57 AM
I got a kick out of this one..........try not to laugh :haha:
Great commerical! :haha: :haha:
Quote from: soundcontrol on July 18, 2017, 10:16:28 AM
Quote from: anlauto on July 18, 2017, 07:48:57 AM
I got a kick out of this one..........try not to laugh :haha:
Great commerical! :haha: :haha:
I agree good one! :))
Well if your gonna do the trailer assist videos ya gotta show this one first....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxr83Vkrh00
And then the how they did it video....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWfKj187-4A
Just love it when their passing other cars
Quote from: 1 Wild R/T on July 18, 2017, 01:03:29 PM
Well if your gonna do the trailer assist videos ya gotta show this one first....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxr83Vkrh00
And then the how they did it video....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWfKj187-4A
.
Mopar
Nice looking poster toxicwolf. Are still doing the 3d modeling?
I just completed doing some for the Avenger movie.
Cheers!
Mickm
Quote from: Mickm on July 19, 2017, 03:18:20 PM
Nice looking poster toxicwolf. Are still doing the 3d modeling?
I just completed doing some for the Avenger movie.
Cheers!
Mickm
Mostly just retired. Only doing work for old friends in the Biz and stuff that's just fun now. :woohoo: Love retirement! Lucky to be close to Disney World. They are doing unbelievable stuff there.
I understand and agree. I have retired but will take on a project if it interest me.
Of course, I live in rural Louisiana and the only thing here doing anything spectacular is the thermometer. lol.
Cheers!
Mickms
Quote from: Mickm on July 19, 2017, 05:45:33 PM
I understand and agree. I have retired but will take on a project if it interest me.
Of course, I live in rural Louisiana and the only thing here doing anything spectacular is the thermometer. lol.
Cheers!
Mickms
Ah yes. I understand. But, sometimes it's fun to look back at the stuff in our distant past. Like working with Terragen when it was being used to create the destruction of the planet in Star Trek Nemesis. :thinking: Ah, youth. :smile:
Oh: I've been up that creek many times.
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^^^ YIKES!!!
Quote from: Roadman on July 25, 2017, 01:11:34 PM
:) :rebelflag"
I can't believe I'm that efficient! :D
:unitedstates: :unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Sooo, true
Quote from: MEK-Dangerous on July 25, 2017, 01:33:59 PM
Quote from: Roadman on July 25, 2017, 01:11:34 PM
:) :rebelflag"
I can't believe I'm that efficient! :D
Your not.... You don't walk enough & you consume to much beer.... :drinkingbud:
:unitedstates: :unitedstates: :rebelflag" :rebelflag"
That will polish out !! :Thud:
:smile:
:lurking:
:rebelflag" :rebelflag" :lurking:
Quote from: Roadman on July 31, 2017, 03:24:57 PM
:rebelflag" :rebelflag" :lurking:
I saw and took a picture of the same in Okeechobee Fla.
:unitedstates: :unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Start when you're young
:rebelflag" :rebelflag" :unitedstates: :unitedstates:
(https://forum.e-bodies.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthrillblender.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F12%2Fthrill-blender-presents-new-funny-images-everyday-the-chive-were-coming-for-you-mofos-hahahahhah-evil-laugh-but-we-love-you-still9.jpg&hash=754fe2c8609d910627b4eacf6687536b0510bc01)
:haha: I love my Canadian friends. :canada:
Quote from: Roadman on August 06, 2017, 05:00:18 PM
:haha: I love my Canadian friends. :canada:
Oh ya! Love to make fun of us! :cheers:
I TOOK A SELFIE TODAY IN HONOR OF BECOMING A 6 PACK. :P
Sound of Mopar in the Morning
Love McDonald's fries!
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:D :rebelflag"
Quote from: Roadman on August 06, 2017, 05:07:13 PM
I TOOK A SELFIE TODAY IN HONOR OF BECOMING A 6 PACK. :P
:rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag"
Truth!!!! :yes:
Absolute truth
:rebelflag" :rebelflag" :unitedstates:
Good way to finish up the day with a song about Canadian Beer. Enjoy :canada: :canada:
http://videos2view.net/stronger-beer.htm#.VE1pcXVqBps.facebook
Quote from: Roadman on August 13, 2017, 03:41:29 PM
:rebelflag" :rebelflag" :unitedstates:
Her name is Ilean
Hey Brad....
Funny I noticed that one on facebook a couple days ago and showed my sons..... they grinned.
Trouble with that is my wife is a florist..... kind of like buying a carpenter a 2x4... :)
:rebelflag" :rebelflag"
:rebelflag"
:rebelflag"
Hahahahahahahahahahaha...lol
:dunno: :rebelflag"
:panama:
:rebelflag" its NOT FOR SALE. I'm going to restore it someday. :dunno:
Nice camouflage paint! :D
Cheby guys be like....
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170831/0306911c2bf22f381e973a9053f7161b.jpg)
This happened to my son at a store. Cheby can't even make a power toy last
(https://forum.e-bodies.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F3muO4OL.jpg&hash=a56a7147588a4f5edb2510dd4227b16608fc6c01)
:rebelflag"
:rebelflag"
Is that you Mark! :rofl:
:haha:
Liar!
Quote from: blown motor on September 03, 2017, 06:29:29 PM
:haha:
Liar!
On the beach, in the sand next to Holouver Pier, 2 am. 1969. :woohoo: Ahh, the memories. :rebelflag"
:rebelflag"
.
Raising your daughter the right way
I hate clowns!
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/
:rebelflag"
The difference in perspectives lol
:rebelflag"
:rebelflag"
I know what it is as I have one in my house plus I'm probably "Granny's" age also lol
Took this in 2014, still in use on Hawaii
Not owing a cell phone I look for these all the time and use them when I need to. They're getting harder to find :alan2cents:
Quote from: anlauto on September 19, 2017, 03:39:04 PM
Not owing a cell phone I look for these all the time and use them when I need to. They're getting harder to find :alan2cents:
You must be one of the last few! I tried to resist cellphones for years, but had to get one for work, now I use the camera more than the phone. rarely surf on it.
Quote from: soundcontrol on September 20, 2017, 04:21:07 AM
Quote from: anlauto on September 19, 2017, 03:39:04 PM
Not owing a cell phone I look for these all the time and use them when I need to. They're getting harder to find :alan2cents:
You must be one of the last few! I tried to resist cellphones for years, but had to get one for work, now I use the camera more than the phone. rarely surf on it.
Interesting fact from TIME magazine:
Out of the world's estimated 7 billion people, 6 billion have access to mobile phones. Far fewer — only 4.5 billion people — have access to working toilets. Of the 2.5 billion who don't have proper sanitation, 1.1 billion defecate in the open, according to the study At least I have a toilet 8)
I remember when A pay phone was A dime!!!! To quote tommy tutone ( for the price of A dime I can always turn to you)
I am surprised you do not have a horse & carriage like the Ahmish Alan :Thud:
:rebelflag"
OUCH :'(
:rebelflag"
Yep.... :takemymoney:
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:unitedstates:
I had sister Mary Margret from 1st through 4th grade, yup no getting over the new teacher.
Quote from: Cudakiller70 on September 21, 2017, 09:26:15 PM
:unitedstates:
I had sister Mary Margret from 1st through 4th grade, yup no getting over the new teacher.
Catholic school for me all the way through high school. We had a priest that was a great shot with erasers, could hit you in the side of the head from across the room. The worst was Sister Marcellus who taught typing. If she caught you cheating by looking at the keys she would wack you on the knuckles with a ruler. :o
Whats wrong with nuns with rulers? :notsure:
Quote from: Cudakiller70 on September 21, 2017, 09:26:15 PM
:unitedstates:
I had sister Mary Margret from 1st through 4th grade, yup no getting over the new teacher.
Sister Angus Catherine was our principal. She was a little old woman, but she could put fear into you big time. I was sent to her office once in 3rd grade. I was being an arse to a girl in class, and she squealed on me. :pullinghair: So I go to see the principal, and she made me read what was written on her wooden paddle. I don't remember what it said, but I had tears in my eyes reading it. I thought my arse was toast. She let me off with a scolding, and I'm happy to report I never had to report to the principal's office again.
So if any of you knows of a Mary Jane Cardillo, she is a rat, and will tell on you! :bricks:
:rebelflag" So when you struck out at the bar...................... And on the way home :idea:
I think many of us can relate :wrenching: :takemymoney:
Quote from: Roadman on September 23, 2017, 05:23:55 PM
:rebelflag" So when you struck out at the bar...................... And on the way home :idea:
Or at a car show..... :haha: :rofl:
:rebelflag"
:iagree: :bravo:
:rebelflag"
:rebelflag"
==
:rebelflag" :unitedstates:
:veryexcited: :cooldance: :drinkingbud: :stayinlane: :burnout:
:rebelflag"
long ride ahead?
:rebelflag"
:rebelflag"
I run those brake pads with my Old Spice Tires.......they don't stop worth a heck but they taste and smell good after the car wreck.
Custom AC install for your ride.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9e/aa/d9/9eaad95356a1eba692a110c98121104f--random-stuff-fun-stuff.jpg)
Wait for it seems slow to start
(https://i.redd.it/z1let5fc5ivy.gif)
Let's not give her any ideas. :haha:
A must have tool!
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171005/e0f1de6ac7fdf904420ba5a57ba02930.jpg)
:rebelflag"
This is so me....
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on October 04, 2017, 08:33:32 PM
A must have tool!
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171005/e0f1de6ac7fdf904420ba5a57ba02930.jpg)
I have that wrench, well almost, missing a couple parts though.
Cricky what are you going to use for metric fasteners now ?? :bricks:
Hahaha
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:rebelflag"
Quote from: Roadman on October 06, 2017, 10:00:19 AM
:rebelflag"
I did that once with my old R/T SE Challenger... Tight squeeze... I'm pretty sure that's a pony keg, the keg I hauled barely fit...
My beers goin to get hot!
Just goin to the oyster shack. Apparently Steve makes a living doing this.
Quote from: Cudakiller70 on October 06, 2017, 05:34:11 PM
Just goin to the oyster shack. Apparently Steve makes a living doing this.
Go Steve, go. You got rights. :rebelflag" :haha:
I saw this today.
Thats just wrong Murray. :pokeeye: :rebelflag"
Quote from: blown motor on October 07, 2017, 04:40:01 PM
I saw this today.
:haha: :haha: :rofl: :rofl: I have said something like that before.
:rebelflag"
As long as they don't burn their Ford pit shirts with it. You have a good sense of humor Roadman lol
:rebelflag"
:rebelflag" Sunday River Wife Carrying Competition. :banana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49xquBXR31E
luckily not to many overweight women !!
:))
I always thought about creating that graphic like an LED sign to put on the back of my cars.
You won't believe the amount of folks around here who just put on their blinker, merge no matter what, and then proceed to do 20mph in the fast lane. :headbang: :bricks:
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Roadman,
That's a '68 Charger, but I get your point. :yes:
My contribution here is this....
Quote from: MEK-Dangerous on October 10, 2017, 01:19:39 PM
Roadman,
That's a '68 Charger, but I get your point. :yes:
My contribution here is this....
:rofl: Love that one, it's been making the rounds on facebook.
The bumper sticker in the window,
"If I passed you on the right
You're an idiot "
Sorry about the bad photo, I was passing on the right .
Isn't that the truth !!
Oooppps
:rebelflag"
:o
:-X
:rebelflag" " Smart " hole shot.
OBD3, maybe, will be able to tell us something as simple as that but not OBD2
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on October 20, 2017, 12:32:21 AM
OBD3, maybe, will be able to tell us something as simple as that but not OBD2
Just need to listen to your customers.... Read this thread.....
http://board.moparts.org/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/2388781/gonew/1/unable-to-duplicate-complaint.html#UNREAD
:))
:rebelflag"
:barf: :bradsthumb: :barf:
:rubeyes: never in a million years.... :o
A true car nut!
I try to quickly replace these..
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171023/96718e7631ea1274c5b5c681cffacb30.jpg)
:rebelflag"
:bricks:
:rebelflag"
:rebelflag"
I have to admit.... I can relate to this! :haha:
Yup...been there ...done that... :steamingmad:
:D
:panama:
That is cool!!
Hmmm.....
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Some of us hear but we don't listen sometimes.
So bad.... yet I'm laughing....
:rebelflag"
Love them '68's!
:rofl: That's a funny one! :D
I like the 70 front end best. My friend calls them the Newport edition though.
I agree the 70 was the best & had 8 options not available in 68/69 too
- High back seats
- Racing mirrors
- High impact colors
- Rally wheels
- Pistol grip
- rear wing
- hood black out
- 6 Pack
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on October 28, 2017, 12:54:46 PM
I agree the 70 was the best & had 8 options not available in 68/69 too
- High back seats
- Racing mirrors
- High impact colors
- Rally wheels
- Pistol grip
- rear wing
- hood black out
- 6 Pack
Wow, a year goes by and he turns on me just like that. :rofl:
70 had cool options, but 68 was the best looking with 69 in a distant 2nd place....
Each to their own , I have owned 3 70 Charger R/Ts :alan2cents:
I have also owned 4 - 71 Chargers I like them better as they are more similar to the E body & drive better than the 68-70
If I had my choice it would be a 1971, the best year Charger. :banana:
:rebelflag"
Well isn't that nice! :takealook:
Suddenly, the location of the bathroom becomes obvious....
Me too Alan: Best driving Mopar I have owned. Also probably the quickest stock Hemi I've had. Certainly the fastest with the 3.23 in the back.
Very similar to mine but no Hemi !
:rebelflag"
Some guys are just plain LUCKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nytEss6kQ3Q
Probably better over here , Awesome B5 AAR in "blue Fire " :notsure:
not sure where they find the hosts
:panama:
:rebelflag"
never skip leg day
(found while searching inventory at auction today)
:haha:
:cheers:
:thinking:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on October 30, 2017, 11:49:16 AM
:thinking:
Obviously by himself as I don't see Wilma's foot prints :haha:
More satisfying, I guess.
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on October 30, 2017, 12:51:35 PM
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on October 30, 2017, 11:49:16 AM
:thinking:
Obviously by himself as I don't see Wilma's foot prints :haha:
Naw Ford owner testing out the heated tailgate! :D
:panama:
:bye:
https://www.facebook.com/4funny247/videos/1918058288432340/
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on October 30, 2017, 10:26:55 PM
:bye:
Chryco Psycho your last few jokes seem to be pretty "Morbid" Just "dying" to hear some more lol :haha: :rofl:
Just got to have my morning coffee also.
Just remember when you're out trick or treating tonight...
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Quote from: CudaMoparRay on October 31, 2017, 11:20:02 AM
Just got to have my morning coffee also.
This one kinda goes along with yours..... :D
Well it is halloween
so I was in the dead center of town .....
:panama:
This is me for sure...
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The first invention
Sometimes does not even give you that much info.
:panama:
:bigthumb:
:rebelflag" :bigthumb:
One trip!
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That's obviously not a pic from California.
Quote from: 303 Mopar on November 04, 2017, 09:45:16 PM
One trip!
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Quote from: YellowThumper on November 05, 2017, 07:22:07 PM
That's obviously not a pic from California.
Quote from: 303 Mopar on November 04, 2017, 09:45:16 PM
One trip!
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171105/8ad74ccdcc8fafa35be03d279fc75842.jpg)
Ok , now I'm curious? Why's that? You don't have grocery bags like that in CA?
California doesn't allow plastic bags anymore. You either bring your own reusable bags or purchase paper bags from the grocery store. Just add it to the list of reasons why I don't miss living there lol just dumb. :headbang:
Most tech lines are like this
:rebelflag"
Good one
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:D that's a good one Dan :D
Cheers!
Mickm
Just don't say " Oh Ya? Well your eyes look pretty glazed, have you been eating donuts? "
Never a good outcome...... :stop:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqpEyj8WcAIq3_M.jpg)
:haha:
Yep the absolutely rediculous leaders of this once great state is pandering to the even more rediculous "save the planet" mentality. Outlaw bags and trash magically disappears. Coincides with law a couple of years ago forcing all food workers to wear gloves. Turns out people washed their hands less and food prep contamination got worse. No longer enforced. Waiting for the next outbreak from everyone touching over and over the same bags that meat was carried in. The same filthy bags that were in cart before me...
Sorry rant over...
Picture is funny and true by the way..
Quote from: Brads70 on November 06, 2017, 04:21:56 AM
Quote from: YellowThumper on November 05, 2017, 07:22:07 PM
That's obviously not a pic from California.
Quote from: 303 Mopar on November 04, 2017, 09:45:16 PM
One trip!
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Ok , now I'm curious? Why's that? You don't have grocery bags like that in CA?
Seems to me it was more of a hey let's make $$$ on selling bags too kinda move.
Some times I trip out when I'm in another state and they bag my food and hand it to me.
Sad but true.
Quote from: HP_Cuda on November 06, 2017, 11:23:37 PM
Seems to me it was more of a hey let's make $$$ on selling bags too kinda move.
Some times I trip out when I'm in another state and they bag my food and hand it to me.
Sad but true.
When I was a kid all that was used was paper bags for groceries . Seems like we should go back to that? :dunno: Here in an effort to lower usage they charge 5 cents per bag.
The studies I have seen show there is not a lot of difference , you cut down trees to make paper or you use oil to make plastic the only difference is the paper will break down faster after being used
So a little bout me. I used to work for Safeway halfway through High School and some of college. I also came back during my last 2.5 years of college during the summers and did the graveyard shift stocking shelves. Bunch of wackos at that hours but that's a story for another time.
When I started we only had paper bags and they were free. Simple and everything was good. Enter the greedy supermarkets who banded together using a consortium pushing for plastic bags. Cheaper for the supermarkets (half the price and sometimes more) but bad for the environment (take forever to break down). This went on for awhile till folks figured out the environmental consequences. So to make it a win-win for the stores and people - they decided to make paper bags a chargeable item (10 cents) or bring your own.
Margins for a food store are horrible. Last business I would ever start. They make a penny for each dollar of goods sold. You ever wonder why they stick batteries and other variety items near checkout? Yep they are where they make good margins. As well as booze and cigarettes and some medicines. This is why milk and bread are usually placed near the rear of the store to make you pass by all of these items.
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on November 07, 2017, 05:39:28 AM
The studies I have seen show there is not a lot of difference , you cut down trees to make paper or you use oil to make plastic the only difference is the paper will break down faster after being used
:iagree:
You can plant more trees, but no one has figured out how to plant more dinosaurs.
:rebelflag"
.
:drunk:
.
1971 all over again
:rebelflag"
Here's a few for ya! :haha: :rofl:
And most trees used for them now are ones that were specifically planted for that purpose. Um... renewable resources.
Quote from: 71GranCoupe on November 07, 2017, 09:26:55 AM
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on November 07, 2017, 05:39:28 AM
The studies I have seen show there is not a lot of difference , you cut down trees to make paper or you use oil to make plastic the only difference is the paper will break down faster after being used
:iagree:
You can plant more trees, but no one has figured out how to plant more dinosaurs.
Anyone want to see a Mini-Superbird - kinda cool!!
and he butchers the Plymouth name too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqU-WKQAv98
What?
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This goes for new cars also
:rebelflag"
At our age it is always good to have a healthy Mopar diet
Cheers!
Mickm
Quote from: Mickm on November 09, 2017, 02:31:29 PM
Cheers!
Mickm
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Shhhhh
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Mopar is at least 3x
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Lucky he invented the wheel lol
.
:haha:
Baby steps....
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:panama:
/
:)
That's what I always say :D
My truck did not like Alcohol :thumbdown:
:panama:
Used Cars?
You know you want some...
:unitedstates: :rebelflag" Own a true piece of history. https://newjersey.craigslist.org/clt/d/james-dean-owned-worn-boxer/6380129367.html
Quote from: Roadman on November 14, 2017, 10:25:32 AM
:unitedstates: :rebelflag" Own a true piece of history. https://newjersey.craigslist.org/clt/d/james-dean-owned-worn-boxer/6380129367.html
I asked the wife if she was interested in a true James Dean memorabilia. She was right on it until she found out what they were. :haha: :rofl:
Quote from: 71GranCoupe on November 14, 2017, 10:43:27 AM
Quote from: Roadman on November 14, 2017, 10:25:32 AM
:unitedstates: :rebelflag" Own a true piece of history. https://newjersey.craigslist.org/clt/d/james-dean-owned-worn-boxer/6380129367.html
I asked the wife if she was interested in a true James Dean memorabilia. She was right on it until she found out what they were. :haha: :rofl:
Drove through the area where he crashed. It is posted with a state road sign.
https://californiathroughmylens.com/james-dean-crash-site
An app for everything.
Anyone looking for a slightly used snowman?
(https://pics.onsizzle.com/for-sale-snowman-been-in-storage-needs-a-little-work-4158812.png)
Less stuff to install in the car
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
:)
On an island without a computer
High tech for everything
Some boys never grow up. LOL A pilot stationed on Whidbey Island drew this in the sky over Central Washington and is drawing a little flack from his art work. (https://i.imgur.com/jzkrHwol.jpg)
Can't think of a better way to go...
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Ever have a day when you got boxed in, this may be your answer. :haha: :rofl:
(https://forum.e-bodies.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.gloriousa.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F08%2F29114004%2FOh-snap.jpg&hash=f5cf1f6ecf65674cc1b54400d0c6a09a9bbb3a9a)
Why it is good to have a garage
Yumm!
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Great memories from a year ago :ohyeah:
.
The benefits of Artificial Intelligence
This one will come off
Isn't always what it looks like
Say Huh what???
Never enough storage
.
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Sometimes too much of a good thing
Some of us with car parts
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Then buy a Hemi!
Nothing much to say here.
:crazytalk:
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
When the wife finds out about another Mopar purchase :)
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Does not apply to putting a modern hemi in our e-bodies
New shirt for the prize shop?
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171130/52eaa7b4bf57ee534af2556a88ce01e9.jpg)
I need that one !! :iagree:
High tech changes
There is some truth here...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171201/5c9f56e8b942620670e2ae505eee59ce.jpg)
Sometimes GPS only hints
...
Usually happens when starting the Mopar
Might be a good idea for someone on your list....
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171204/911609089c8eff439a3decb791eea8d4.jpg)
Getting bored searching for Mopar sites
The best reason to have updated computer protection
.
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
That guy will believe anything 🤣
:unitedstates: :rebelflag" :yes:
One dollar difference then was probably like $100.00 now LMAO
Cutting corners like some of us
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Quote from: Roadman on December 07, 2017, 09:04:36 AM
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
And she got to keep the mailbox....
Not just any cloud
:unitedstates: :rebelflag" :notsure:
Actually they are more nutritious with the skin on :yes:
Bitcoin can be a dangerous thing
Oops...
First read that as saying "bitchcoin experiment"
probably the other way around
1/10 of a bitcoin to 1 /1,000,000
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Maybe Super Ransom software?
Technology changes grammer
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Great idea for mail box
Very creative, he figured out what do to with his inoperative Johnson Evinrude. :rofl: :haha:
It had conversion surgery to remove it's pusher and converted to receiver... :haha:
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Really I'm LMAO 😂
I know some that are that gullible.
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Better late than ever.
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Sad but true in some cases
:yes:
Doctors are well known for this
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Thank God for old school dashes.
Quote from: Jay Bee on December 15, 2017, 07:23:44 AM
Thank God for old school dashes.
:haha: :haha: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: Thanks Jaybee I needed a laugh today! :D
Pretty soon computers may be able to
Shoplifter picked the wrong place to steal a laptop. :rofl: :haha:
:ohyeah: :ohyeah: :ohyeah: :ohyeah: :ohyeah: :ohyeah: :ohyeah:
Life is good
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171216/1358e289b74e3d94106e115ebfab0e8a.jpg)
:clapping: :twothumbsup: :D
High tech accessories
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Local dogs scoping out the area.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/aa/96/53/aa96536cf6a75164b3d3e955ae113574.jpg)
Works well for the wife calling also.
That also goes for the time it takes to rebuild our e-bodies
:unitedstates:
Kids today have not ever had to repair anything in their lives.
Some kids. My boy is 24 and keeps Kenworths on the road for work and builds Hot Rods and 4X4's for fun.
[facebook] https://www.facebook.com/dashcamclips/videos/1920740878177645/ [/facebook]
I swear that's true :wowzers:
She has a big heart... Really big...
Fish? Barracudas of course.
Improper health care but quick and cheap
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Quote from: RUNCHARGER on December 18, 2017, 06:42:38 PM
Some kids. My boy is 24 and keeps Kenworths on the road for work and builds Hot Rods and 4X4's for fun.
Edit then most kids...
Already have something akin to that in home technology
So you like wet t-shirts?
Not what you expected? :crying:
What? Kids buying smokes...
Cold day might feel good at first. Never mind.
A little humor before going to bed, enjoy. Hope you get a laugh, I sure did. :cheers:
Family Christmas card
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171222/61377245070b6855ebc25b4eeb2f1a29.jpg)
Unlike winning the lottery taking less of a chance lol
Sounds like me sometimes :D
:unitedstates: :rebelflag" How many of you can relate to this ?
Quote from: Roadman on December 23, 2017, 02:57:52 PM
:unitedstates: :rebelflag" How many of you can relate to this ?
:rofl: good one! :bravo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98qw86DsdZ0
:rofl:
Trying to trick Santa 🎅
Technology takes over
Should take a picture in your e-body to look good :)
The time is coming soon.
I really admire a father that is so involved with his son!
Proud father photographs handsome young son being presented an award from his teacher...
:haha:
Sign of the tech times
Planning a party for Mopar guys is easy too, just find a park
Wow! That was funny.
Giving new uses to old things
This is why I like great cars!
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171231/8aa650fc94c657e1d353122e182e5961.jpg)
Good try but no banana.
Obviously a tire that can handle Demon power :)
That would be a great car anti-thift device
When a woman wants a Hellcat and they are sold out.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around does it make a noise? :)
Stay Warm My Friends
Being ahead of the curve your always alone.
How true....
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180106/fe056c6184d323aa61ee0679039f338e.jpg)
The dog ate my homework high tech upgrade
Everyone likes likes!
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
If he had a Mopar he would be irresistible :yes:
Should have learned how to type in High School
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
The day when my Hemi will be delivered by a Mopar drone is coming soon
Probably won't go into my old neighborhood :driving:
Same scam different name.
.
:iagree: Someone went " postal" ? :)
Maybe they just "flipped" out :notsure:
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Like never.....
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on January 13, 2018, 06:21:52 PM
Like never.....
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:haha: :rofl: :bradsthumb: good one
Too much bragging :D
prolly works better than drums!
I can think of a couple to send this to...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180114/79630efffbb841ffd14ba1b6c33491fa.jpg)
:rofl: :iagree: Oh ya....
Quote from: 303 Mopar on January 14, 2018, 07:13:28 AM
I can think of a couple to send this to...
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Amen..
Would be nice if they somehow had 1970's Mopar dealerships also.
:unitedstates: Not really funny. :thinking:
Sometimes we don't see ourselves as we really are :)
Funny because no one was significantly hurt.
this is a local SoCal accident. 17th in Santa Ana.
The epitome of a holy $h!/ moment. :bricks:
Quote from: YellowThumper on January 15, 2018, 08:16:04 PM
Funny because no one was significantly hurt.
this is a local SoCal accident. 17th in Santa Ana.
The epitome of a holy $h!/ moment. :bricks:
Gives a new meaning to "Driving High" :cooldance:
They're everywhere so, Obviously, some do work.
Quote from: YellowThumper on January 15, 2018, 08:16:04 PM
Funny because no one was significantly hurt.
this is a local SoCal accident. 17th in Santa Ana.
The epitome of a holy $h!/ moment. :bricks:
Full marks for effort, that one even made the evening news all the way up here in Canada!
Quote from: YellowThumper on January 15, 2018, 08:16:04 PM
Funny because no one was significantly hurt.
this is a local SoCal accident. 17th in Santa Ana.
The epitome of a holy $h!/ moment. :bricks:
holy $h!/ moment for the bus driver too!
Who can relate?
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Quote from: CudaMoparRay on January 17, 2018, 12:40:56 AM
Quote from: YellowThumper on January 15, 2018, 08:16:04 PM
Funny because no one was significantly hurt.
this is a local SoCal accident. 17th in Santa Ana.
The epitome of a holy $h!/ moment. :bricks:
Gives a new meaning to "Driving High" :cooldance:
Get your joke but reports are that he was.
Quote from: YellowThumper on January 17, 2018, 09:26:30 PM
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on January 17, 2018, 12:40:56 AM
Quote from: YellowThumper on January 15, 2018, 08:16:04 PM
Funny because no one was significantly hurt.
this is a local SoCal accident. 17th in Santa Ana.
The epitome of a holy $h!/ moment. :bricks:
Gives a new meaning to "Driving High" :cooldance:
Get your joke but reports are that he was.
Oh well he's going to end up like the one on the left :bye:
Sometimes trying is not good enough.
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Sometimes a reset is all it takes.
:haha:
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
Free labor in the hot place :haha:
Shhhhh!
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How many remember their mother doing this ?
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
As we get older it happens more often :(
:needphotos:
One way to look at it
More accurate and relevant apps required.
:unitedstates: :rebelflag"
I guess that could be considered hacking. :)
Forget the Amazon women where are the Hemi women?
People don't even talk face to face anymore.
Sunday morning is the worst time to call or tweet
Indecent group of files
About once a year for me...
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:haha: :haha: :haha: That's hilarious!
Quote from: blown motor on January 29, 2018, 08:07:31 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: That's hilarious!
AND, so true!! :))
Both can:
Cost too much
Have possibility of premature death
Lead to divorce
Loss of home
Create the immediate high followed with the low.
Require higher and higher levels to satisfy.
Etc...
Quote from: 303 Mopar on January 29, 2018, 07:09:56 PM
About once a year for me...
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Oh yes problems they make that is
Better watch that "parts people" $hit........
Quote from: BIGSHCLUNK on January 30, 2018, 03:54:28 PM
Better watch that "parts people" $hit........
Better watch them close. They might double poke your eyes and triple slap your face !!!
Quote from: BIGSHCLUNK on January 30, 2018, 03:54:28 PM
Better watch that "parts people" $hit........
Ya! Well you'll get no protection/support from me!..... give away my GTX..... Pffff
:P :rofl:
@BIGSHCLUNK (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/bigshclunk_53)
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2d2ac8f25101946f66bee423c46172f3/tenor.gif?itemid=6147474
Careful of when hiring new guys....
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180131/f8ff5190c898609a651378014f86ff54.jpg)
:needphotos:
Give away??? Hell I got paid for that :yes: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
:needphotos:
Don't have to worry about that in our cars either way.
Unless we install a new Mopar crate engine that is.
Pretty soon they will drive cars like that.
For those vanity plate people...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180202/fa89f1fe9794287f73510e4455c21802.jpg)
:rofl: :clapping:
Haha, love the Herman comic, had all the books!
Can always be replaced with another
The lady across the street loves me!
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180203/4db84d76d3a28c08c0c2d12275d69ccd.jpg)
:clapping: :clapping:
:rofl: That was funny! :clapping:
:haha: Ain't that the truth.... That was :rofl: funny.....
One of my favorite foods!
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180203/999dbd5e8b22b594c11aa2dada7266e9.jpg)
Just plain lazy according to wife :D
Even cats can be bullies 😮
Gives new meaning to Hellcat :)
Can't believe all the reviews you see especially if coming from the source.
They have all our info now.
Getting too used to writing in Acronyms.
Sounds like this years flu season mixed with high tech :(
Good kitty
Is this ok ?
:bricks:
Moose crossing major route through Calgary
:needphotos:
Facebook doesn't take kindly to grammer corrections either
Inequality at its finest....
:D
Maybe they are too busy posting pictures of dogs
A helpful hint for the ladies of the forum...
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Spin that one around it will work better. not that I've ever done that.
Seen on another forum....
Yup, they are all over the internet now :(
Sad but true , everyone has a selfy stick .
the last thing I want in a good picture is my ugly mug
Young vs old, bet they don't even know what an LP or Cassette was :haha: :rofl:
Couple for a cloudy and cold Monday
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The one thing younger crowd does well
This should be relevant to some here.....
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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY :inlove: :P
Too bad it is not that easy
:needphotos:
When in doubt, cut it out!
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180215/2dea91f3eaddbcae9b1761ed5d5ab02c.jpg)
See if you can spot the Canadian :canada:
It still hurts in a different way even today :)
:thinking:
:bigthumb:
Such a travesty...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180216/201bfbfee89e5ee9f44a2a21491bd2f8.jpg)
:unbelievable:
Quote from: 303 Mopar on February 16, 2018, 06:00:16 AM
Such a travesty...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180216/201bfbfee89e5ee9f44a2a21491bd2f8.jpg)
A little late but...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180217/c74b513bd20d33ec7ea187c56a57e6dd.jpg)
:ohyeah: :rofl:
Dogs can smell bad people ;)
Even when obviously suspicious some fall for it anyway.
So true...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180218/d698a2cda56345d84a3909af43dd7435.jpg)
:needphotos:
,,,,
Way too easy and far reaching now
If only it was that easy :haha:
And sometimes in the snow!
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180220/254f1d14e2ae5298ba1bac7a0ba155b5.jpg)
Hi tech making bad things worse :haha:
Still taking drugs but this time for medication :) :crazytalk:
Reminds me of the non remote days
Try this....
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180223/19f13e5d7601e5cc19994ac7bb01dcc7.jpg)
Doesn't work for me, missed by one year.....
Some people like to fight everything :haha:a
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Priorities.....
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:veryexcited:
Hahaha......
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180224/f326d096b22dddceb1bb50ae55a65d7c.jpg)
Quote from: 303 Mopar on February 24, 2018, 08:28:01 AM
Hahaha......
Showing No mercy on my Ford friends ,even though I love them , sending this to them as a poke. :P
A new twist on the old Kick Me sign
Quote from: 303 Mopar on February 24, 2018, 08:28:01 AM
Hahaha......
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180224/f326d096b22dddceb1bb50ae55a65d7c.jpg)
Actually, the more seriously I think about it, these would look great with
MOPAR on them instead.
Seems to happen more often now....
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180225/d339f071eb67e1e25985818bef56d4b5.jpg)
:Thud:
Sometimes it was hard to figure Dad out :huh:
BTW Mom did not have the answer either :haha:
:)) PERFECT !!! :haha: :rofl: :rofl:
(https://forum.e-bodies.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffullredneck.wpengine.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F03%2F4f30a9df0686d281e43bd7acc969ed9cfca7540831d333c9ad3e8cbc56d74369.jpg&hash=9ea8629239ddfed90c7412a4ab63cf8fe24f3d97)
It can get ridiculous.
(https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/750x750/80-1743721_995521023813782_177457281732112016_n_copy_03b6db9a20641ba31ca9cdf6004707f25c17fac2.jpg)
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:haha: That was a funny one!
Google for us gaggle for them
(https://funnymemes.co/memes/Full_Circle_of_Life_Funny_Meme.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/12/45/8b/12458b7806c591478b354f6915324c85--dirt-bike-quotes-racing-quotes.jpg)
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180228/5f5220ebb91a3f22ddb4f589897cdb5b.jpg)
Not asking too much
:burnout: :woohoo:
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on February 28, 2018, 08:26:00 PM
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That was really funny to me LMAO :rofl:
Those vultures would always be flying over my phone :haha:
:bigthumb:
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180301/81ae9587c0349da9e7eea97086bb6078.jpg)
:) :)
Terrible news about a plane crash...
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Enough with the acronyms already! LOL opps LOL :haha:
I should patent this....
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180303/eabc1a9e5497f79d85f1634bc63f4a67.jpg)
:panama:
Quote from: 303 Mopar on March 02, 2018, 06:02:26 PM
I should patent this....
Nice, gotta send that to a plumber / fisherman coworker.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180303/eabc1a9e5497f79d85f1634bc63f4a67.jpg)
With tornado season a couple of months away, I thought this would come in handy...
:bigthumb:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKcfl-3Rz4
Too bad about the furd , it should have been the Hellcat !
:burnout: :rofl:
A different type of chip
Facebook posting can turn out to be dangerous down the line :))
:bigthumb:
There is some truth to this...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180305/a130ea40320221b494a373faadbe0fdd.jpg)
Yup, that's about how much help you get from tech support these days :haha:
That goes for us also regarding our car hobby.
:bigthumb:
(https://www.clublexus.com/forums/attachments/car-chat/386460d1461983923-post-a-funny-car-meme-fart-in-smart-car.jpeg)
The highest IQ smart phone :D
:bigthumb:
That's where burger kings head quarters are.
Best ad ever...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180308/772dfeb1dd7b4638d0e4ce4785c7a787.jpg)
Sometimes that is the moment I live in except it is 1971 and 1972 for me :haha:
Important landmark
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180309/22c9a5b4992a97a714c6cd75a85db074.jpg)
:haha:
This is not Romper Room or You're not in Kansas anymore Dorothy!
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on March 09, 2018, 08:35:35 AM
:haha:
That is so bad, but way too funny at the same time. :haha: :rofl:
:needphotos:
:needphotos:
That seems to be the way they all operate.
Seems a great way to finance my next car! :thinking:
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:bigthumb:
At least most here have a Mopar personality skill.
(https://forum.e-bodies.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flolsheaven.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F01%2FHow-to-Make-Speed-Limit-Work.jpg&hash=dfe157a64bcea33e4382cf85f7d06cd627f21d9a)
:bigthumb:
It is coming to that soon :haha:
:bigthumb:
:needphotos:
:needphotos:
The marina by our house put up bleachers so you can watch :rubeyes:
:bigthumb:
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Just jumping on the bandwagon! :D
(https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/d61e32296938c23d031e5a769a3cfa1d/5B0E5DB3/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e15/11275211_107857609547712_1688243689_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=OTg3Mjc4OTcyNDQ5NDg2NDA1.2)
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Family crisis
:o
:haha: :haha: :rofl: Good one!!!
Sometimes this is very true.
Another mafia type service
:bigthumb:
I hate to be tricked like that :verymad:
https://imgur.com/67SMTQD
Very cool, love Boxers.
Got one thats almost 13 years old!
:bigthumb:
At this age hair going viral all over except my head :haha:
:thinking:
Luckily, it is not contorted into the middle finger!
:headbang:
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180319/ec12a998f2abd55eec13a505c09281e6.jpg)
Sure,like they really care
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:panama:
It's a wonder more don't fall or get runover by a car
Another name for Facebook that maybe more accurate even for humans :)
That's pretty bad when even robots don't want those jobs :(
:panama:
This is so true...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180322/4c8da41f0f6ae70acc094e3c91691c0b.jpg)
Quote from: 303 Mopar on March 22, 2018, 05:55:42 AM
This is so true...
This is funny but at the same time not a joke :iagree:
The same problem with drug addiction
It is only a $68,000 Ford...
http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2018/03/22/video-captures-atv-rider-crashing-into-his-own-car.html
I would ether :(' or :barf: at that one!!
:banana:
:stop: Frankenstein's Challenger
That's just wrong on so many levels.............
That Challenger wagon is the original Griswold family truckster. :yes:
That was Clark's inspiration.
Quote from: 340challconvert on March 23, 2018, 05:45:08 AM
:stop: Frankenstein's Challenger
I would like to actually buy that car for next to nothing and restore it with a more correct appearance, sort of like the 4dr Cuda.....except the proportions of the wagon look correct....it's supposed to have a raised roof.... :haha: :haha: :haha:
that has to be the same car , no one would have done that twice would they :thinking:
it is the same car...
.
They seem to go hand-in-hand
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At this point in our life we are all hoping that is the case
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They'll fit in an E-body just right, leave the bikes behind.
:bigthumb:
More true than ever these days
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Yes maybe a little too young!
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That happens all the time
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:panama:
Wonder if Mopar will make a Hemi drone
Here is a bunch I found...
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Men are simple
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:panama:
More than a hint something is wrong :o
This could probably make him more normal and healthier than the rest.
:bricks:
:needphotos:
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Ouch! :haha:
Sometimes too much privacy sends a signal
Actually some good solid maintenance advice here.....
:unitedstates:
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on March 31, 2018, 06:08:13 AM
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I feel just like this right now. Great one.
Quote from: cuda hunter on April 01, 2018, 08:19:52 PM
Quote from: 303 Mopar on March 31, 2018, 06:08:13 AM
I feel just like this right now. Great one.
I wouldn't have any tread left in no time out here if I did that every time a Prius was next to me.
I saw A guy Driving A white Prius yesterday, (Easter) and said it looks like you put tire's on an egg and asked if he was going to decorate it for Easter. his daughter laughed and agreed with me about it looking like an egg.
Quote from: JS29 on April 02, 2018, 08:17:15 AM
I saw A guy Driving A white Prius yesterday, (Easter) and said it looks like you put tire's on an egg and asked if he was going to decorate it for Easter. his daughter laughed and agreed with me about it looking like an egg.
Actually, all new cars look like eggs to me. :rofl:
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Especially if I could be looking at our website all day
:thumbdown:
We need more signs like this...
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on April 03, 2018, 08:06:19 PM
We need more signs like this...
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I always want to get high score on those !!! :stayinlane:
Oh, so that's the reason :haha:
Makes some people nervous
Practice makes perfect I guess.
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:unbelievable:
Pretty old school
What could be more important? :haha:
Which door ? :thinking:
:rofl:
A correlation with driving
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:panama:
Definitely, one way to keep parking spaces clear in front of your house. :rofl:
Sometimes thrifty is no good.
:yes:
We have cats. So this makes perfect sense to me. :rofl:
Having a high tech dog.
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Luckily, most of the new generation still recognize a Mopar :haha:
I got nothin for this one....
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on April 10, 2018, 05:07:03 PM
I got nothin for this one....
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Ido....eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww gross :barf:
Agree, just too many passwords to remember :thinking:
Not very nice but effective.
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In reference to the above post... She doesn't know what she's laughing more about.... But I do.... Her screen name...
Hey I once knew a young lady who had one of those.
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Old advertisements Part1 (sorry if these are a repeat)
Quote from: Jay Bee on April 14, 2018, 06:57:36 AM
Old advertisements Part1 (sorry if these are a repeat)
The PC police are on there way!!!!!! :o :twothumbsup:
We are all hoarders of some kind :)
Just like food menus showing food pictures :D
:panama:
Old advertisements Part2 (#7's one of my fav's)
All good stuff !!
Unbelievable stuff! Keep them coming.
Truth.... :haha:
Too much reliance on the internet is not a good thing
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Old advertisements Part3 (last batch)
Heard that, no Mopar man ever! :rofl:
Duct tape the old go to fixit
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There is always a better way.
:panama:
Some still don't get it
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:panama:
:panama:
Always have to look good no matter what on the internet :rofl:
I only get angry when they talk while driving
The most accurate Mustang shifter is now available....
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Some like to do it the hard way
Nothing wrong with an extra time machine :twothumbsup:
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:haha: :pokeeye:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on April 22, 2018, 03:15:48 PM
Nothing wrong with an extra time machine :twothumbsup:
Agreed, and you and I both know what we would be going back for (Mopars and pretty girls) not mobile phones :haha: :rofl:
That one worked for a real laugh.
I used to work next to a lower level lock up. Every month or 2 there were some wanderers amiss.
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Quote from: 71-440 on April 23, 2018, 05:29:57 PM
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:rofl: :clapping: That one made me chuckle!
We never have enough garage space
Only in Boston! :haha: :rofl:
Jim
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Some of us with new cars
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She must have fallen asleep on the funny pages.... :D
Quote from: GY3R/T on April 25, 2018, 06:57:28 PM
She must have fallen asleep on the funny pages.... :D
Now that is funny...
Always know your target
:thinking: Now that is my idea of gun control, HIT YOUR TARGET!!! :haha:
It should of been a Barracuda.
I need to update my match.com profile pic...
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:haha: Or your lawnmower is a VERY big part of your life and you probably sleep with it... :andyangel:
Priorities are priorities :huh:
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Hmm wonder why I like dogs so much :thinking:
Having a Mopar e-body expert living at the house would be cool but e-bodies.org is close enough :banana:
Where do you live ? I am bored but I hate the cold :haha:
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Quote from: Chryco Psycho on April 28, 2018, 03:34:54 PM
Where do you live ? I am bored but I hate the cold :haha:
Chryco, don't be surprised if I take you up on that one day in the future if I ever decide and can afford to do a Hellcrate. :soshelp:
I'm in California but I do have a whole house heater and some portables too if you need them. :haha:
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some homework."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
It's a wonder that the way some people stay on the phone night and day that both arms are'nt bigger
Too much over thinking the simple answers sometimes
:twothumbsup:
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Coming soon to a road near you.
You mean there will be a next time? :clueless:
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Quote from: CudaMoparRay on May 02, 2018, 12:57:59 PM
You mean there will be a next time? :clueless:
California catch and release program.
Some just worry too much about what others think
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Dogs sometimes do outsmart their owners :haha:
Works every time.
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Ya $352.9 for 91 octane no ethanol today here in central N.Y. You have to love it, pay more money for them to NOT put the ethanol in. :pullinghair:
Quote from: JS29 on May 05, 2018, 01:58:11 PM
Ya $352.9 for 91 octane no ethanol today here in central N.Y. You have to love it, pay more money for them to NOT put the ethanol in. :pullinghair:
In put $50 in today, 1.446 per liter ( x 3.8 to US gallons.... that's $5.49 a gallon) then factor in the exchange on the money..... :foul:
I hear it is running close to $8 / gallon in BC
Canadian Dollars, Imperial Gallons, and way more taxes than even we in Kalifornia have added on.....
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Just be thankful non Ethanol is available in your area.
It's not within an hours drive for me. :crying:
Fonts are important :D
:haha:
So, my brother marries a girl who at 18 already had 2 kids has another with my brother. This turns out not to be his kid. Mother is a product of inter family fun. Dad has also done time for underage and sex with other family members. Brothers wive's first 2 kids are doing time. 1 for being a pyromaniac. The other for molesting underaged girls. Mom then leaves my brother and marries his best friend. This best friend then promptly starts beating on her. Oh and also turns out he was molesting my brother's child. Yes the one that turned out to not be his. The best friend got caught and is now doing lengthy time in Texas prison. The molested daughter is now a mom who has moved back to live with her grandfather wo basically had started this entire circle of destruction...
Did I say they were from Tennessee yet? Unfortunately there is a lot of truth to that one.
Sad to say I did laugh at the post...
Quote from: 303 Mopar on May 04, 2018, 06:02:04 AM
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Quote from: YellowThumper on May 06, 2018, 05:44:38 PM
So, my brother marries a girl who at 18 already had 2 kids has another with my brother. This turns out not to be his kid. Mother is a product of inter family fun. Dad has also done time for underage and sex with other family members. Brothers wive's first 2 kids are doing time. 1 for being a pyromaniac. The other for molesting underaged girls. Mom then leaves my brother and marries his best friend. This best friend then promptly starts beating on her. Oh and also turns out he was molesting my brother's child. Yes the one that turned out to not be his. The best friend got caught and is now doing lengthy time in Texas prison. The molested daughter is now a mom who has moved back to live with her grandfather wo basically had started this entire circle of destruction...
Did I say they were from Tennessee yet? Unfortunately there is a lot of truth to that one.
Sad to say I did laugh at the post...
WOW!
:haha:
That's one complicated way to fix the problem :haha:
todays cars :bricks:
:thinking:
:notsure:
:rofl:
:yes: interesting perspective
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:panama:
Must be pretty boring.
I wish telemarketer cell phone calls would self-destruct also.
Pretty soon you might :clueless:
Exactly how many of these computer/cell phone related cartoons do you have ? Are you drawing them yourself ? :huh:
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And my Challenger a Charger...
Quote from: anlauto on May 10, 2018, 11:57:28 AM
Exactly how many of these computer/cell phone related cartoons do you have ? Are you drawing them yourself ? :huh:
Are you worried about him running out ?
Quote from: anlauto on May 10, 2018, 11:57:28 AM
Exactly how many of these computer/cell phone related cartoons do you have ? Are you drawing them yourself ? :huh:
Don't know but quite a few in that they come out daily.
No, not drawing them myself.
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on May 10, 2018, 10:44:02 PM
Quote from: anlauto on May 10, 2018, 11:57:28 AM
Exactly how many of these computer/cell phone related cartoons do you have ? Are you drawing them yourself ? :huh:
Are you worried about him running out ?
:haha: :rofl: I hope not!
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Groan...... :)
::) :haha:
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It's the thought that counts....
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Even love does not escape high tech
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Too many questions to answer
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Happy Mom's Day!
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Sometime that happens to me :haha:
:panama:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on May 14, 2018, 11:18:19 PM
:panama:
I did not know that Iowa was actually voted one of the most boring states in the Union :haha:
Have to love those cats :rofl:
:twothumbsup:
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Watch what you write on the on the inter-webs :haha:
I had previously moved from Houston to a small town in Iowa. It was quite a bit different, but my wife and I came to really enjoy the slower pace and the way everyone watched out for each other. The story I tell a lot is how we decided at 7:15pm to catch a 7:30pm show at the community theater. We walked downtown (5 minutes), bought our tickets ($8 each), popcorn ($1 for a box), and sat with our neighbors watching people we all knew on stage. World class acting and stage production? Hardly. Did we laugh a bunch and otherwise thoroughly enjoy ourselves? Absolutely. Other than being back home in Buffalo where I am now, it was the next best place we've lived.
Some of us do it too much.
Funny Friday!
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Dogs are not always faithful :haha:
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on May 18, 2018, 01:18:17 PM
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Guess I ain't a Mopar guy.... :rofl: Never owned one, never needed one...
Dizzy wrench
custom made a few over the years
I've been restoring Mopars for 32+ years...have no idea what I would even use a wrench like that for :crazytalk:
Well I would not have a Craftsman one But starter bolt with headers comes to mind :thinking:
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A starter wrench?
Rooster of faith!
Jim
There to protest but can't carry A sign :help:
And the Cat and Dog debate continues!
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on May 18, 2018, 09:51:23 PM
Well I would not have a Craftsman one But starter bolt with headers comes to mind :thinking:
Quote from: JS29 on May 19, 2018, 06:39:46 AM
A starter wrench?
Yep, fits nicely around a starter!
You got to survive somehow, but??? :barf:
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Jobs come in many forms
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:thinking: :idea: hummmm Carlisle is coming up fast! :rofl:
Well at least he did one thing right :haha:
Remember that 'Cuda you bought in '72 we found it, sounds like a better computer glitch to me.
There is irony everywhere now a days
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Meals on wheels !!
I think I used to live there !!
We have to watch what we put out there.
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on May 24, 2018, 09:14:45 PM
Meals on wheels !!
I think I used to live there !!
LOL, I've been in that position when I was about 10 I got between a pair of cubs and the momma while exploring in the bush. I got to the road and didn't know it was possible to pedal that fast!
:rofl:
That happens with the new Hemi not the old :D
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:twothumbsup:
Like saying you have a Hemi and you don't :haha:
:bigthumb:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on May 27, 2018, 10:18:05 PM
:bigthumb:
:haha: we were just talking about those slot cars.....
Sounds more like a Chevy :haha:
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:bigthumb:
Some might call that progress
:haha:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on May 29, 2018, 09:10:33 PM
:haha:
A "Die Hard" (excuse the pun) Mopar man would be buried in it so no one could sell it. :haha:
And talking about Drone problems :rofl:
:clapping: hard days work right there! :yes:
Quote from: Brads70 on May 30, 2018, 05:19:45 PM
:clapping: hard days work right there! :yes:
:haha:
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:bigthumb:
40 years sooner too
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:haha:
:twothumbsup:
Some would see that as first priority :haha:
sounds legit ?
If I had used that app back in the day my Dad would have kicked my Butt and told me to take a video of that :rofl: :haha:
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.
And one of the best albums of all time.
:bigthumb: :haha:
Things can be overdone.
:bigthumb:
:o
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:panama:
:bigthumb:
Drones are everywhere :haha:
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One crazy way to save a phone
Sometimes all the bells and whistles can get annoying.
LOL
This is a pun-tastic post
Everything is going internet
:-[ some truth in this one for me.....
:bigthumb:
Emergency to some people not so much to others
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:thinking:
Apple is genius!
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Shots we fail to miss every time
:stayinlane:
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Too busy looking cool to pay attention
No so sure this is funny or just reality
What the younger generation considers face to face communication
Sad but true for most computer addicts
:haha:
:bigthumb:
Here is one for Roadman.... I'm sure he would have approved!
:rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag"
Ha Ha .... temping I tell ya!
:D
Bears are pretty smart indeed.
Quote from: Brads70 on June 11, 2018, 11:25:53 AM
Here is one for Roadman.... I'm sure he would have approved!
:rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag" :rebelflag"
I know I approve of the first one
Phones can be a distraction
:bigthumb:
:thinking:
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Updating the old e-body could have the same consequence :haha:
Good grief ALFRED! :o
:bigthumb:
Ok who's going to post this one in the garage? :haha:
Watch what keys you press :o
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Hilarious.. Now we need to find a picture of Marlin Perkins with a Martini & Jim Fowler fighting a Lion....
:unitedstates:
:unitedstates:
For those of us still living in Krazyfornia, nice rear window sticker :bigthumb:
https://www.ebay.ca/itm/Not-Drunk-Avoiding-Potholes-car-window-DECAL-STICKER-Pick-Your-Color-and-Size/172857581992?_trkparms=aid%3D555018%26algo%3DPL.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40973%26meid%3Dbd8cd9cbc6324b9fa4b4fb00e548be0f%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D382341553432%26itm%3D172857581992&_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850
:unitedstates:
Couple of funnies for the weekend...
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Be sure not to regret your strong decisions :crying:
Quote from: Cudakiller70 on June 14, 2018, 10:51:26 PM
For those of us still living in Krazyfornia, nice rear window sticker :bigthumb:
https://www.ebay.ca/itm/Not-Drunk-Avoiding-Potholes-car-window-DECAL-STICKER-Pick-Your-Color-and-Size/172857581992?_trkparms=aid%3D555018%26algo%3DPL.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40973%26meid%3Dbd8cd9cbc6324b9fa4b4fb00e548be0f%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D382341553432%26itm%3D172857581992&_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850
So true... I live next to a city called Fullerton. Road always tells me when I hit its city limits.
Quote from: YellowThumper on June 15, 2018, 06:47:19 PM
Quote from: Cudakiller70 on June 14, 2018, 10:51:26 PM
For those of us still living in Krazyfornia, nice rear window sticker :bigthumb:
https://www.ebay.ca/itm/Not-Drunk-Avoiding-Potholes-car-window-DECAL-STICKER-Pick-Your-Color-and-Size/172857581992?_trkparms=aid%3D555018%26algo%3DPL.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40973%26meid%3Dbd8cd9cbc6324b9fa4b4fb00e548be0f%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D382341553432%26itm%3D172857581992&_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850
So true... I live next to a city called Fullerton. Road always tells me when I hit its city limits.
We went to see the Mouse in April, Interstate 5 was ridiculous. If you move to the right to let others pass it's soo bad your cruise control will trip off and you've got to hang on.
:bigthumb:
Quote from: Cudakiller70 on June 14, 2018, 10:51:26 PM
For those of us still living in Krazyfornia, nice rear window sticker :bigthumb:
https://www.ebay.ca/itm/Not-Drunk-Avoiding-Potholes-car-window-DECAL-STICKER-Pick-Your-Color-and-Size/172857581992?_trkparms=aid%3D555018%26algo%3DPL.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40973%26meid%3Dbd8cd9cbc6324b9fa4b4fb00e548be0f%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D382341553432%26itm%3D172857581992&_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850
Similar issue up here, we find Honda's in the potholes :D
Most of us can relate to this guy
:bigthumb:
One way to deal with those pesky ads :haha:
:haha:
Quote from: YellowThumper on June 15, 2018, 06:47:19 PM
Quote from: Cudakiller70 on June 14, 2018, 10:51:26 PM
For those of us still living in Krazyfornia, nice rear window sticker :bigthumb:
https://www.ebay.ca/itm/Not-Drunk-Avoiding-Potholes-car-window-DECAL-STICKER-Pick-Your-Color-and-Size/172857581992?_trkparms=aid%3D555018%26algo%3DPL.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40973%26meid%3Dbd8cd9cbc6324b9fa4b4fb00e548be0f%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D382341553432%26itm%3D172857581992&_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850
So true... I live next to a city called Fullerton. Road always tells me when I hit its city limits.
Good old Fullerton - worked there for 5 years commuting on Southwest Airlines.
I bought a Challenger many years ago in Everett WA and while bringing it home on I-5 entering CA there was the welcome sign and below it was a rough road sign next 20 miles. Someone made stooped and drawn a 7 in front of the 20 miles :haha:
That's the way they will find most of us unfortunately :haha:
Gotta love the sales pitch in the "bottom line" of this road sign. It's near a dairy farm by my house.
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You're gun safety video reminded me of this
Unfortunately, To many this is taking a good vacation.
That might just be my life !! :twothumbsup:
First one is for Alan... next time you hear that song smile! :haha:
a few more that made me chuckle...
Thong man hurt My eyes! Yuck You really should have a warning for graphic images. Looks like Modesto........
Real Walmart sign that caught my eye today.
Quote from: Cudakiller70 on June 19, 2018, 04:45:23 PM
Thong man hurt My eyes! Yuck You really should have a warning for graphic images. Looks like Modesto........
Not even a little bit....
I had a good chuckle...
:stayinlane:
Heh well I can say I have seen some peculiar things in Molesto but that thong pic is hilarious.
:rofl:
Quote from: HP_Cuda on June 20, 2018, 09:06:54 AM
Heh well I can say I have seen some peculiar things in Molesto but that thong pic is hilarious.
:rofl:
Humm? That's 2 people ? Sounds like a place I'd never want to be! :no: :haha:
I remember those times well. :veryexcited:
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:D
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Some would prefer it was them compared to their data files :notsure:
Sounds like a money maker?
:bigthumb:
rolling my eyes, the pain is real!
Social media doing what it does best :haha:
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:bigthumb:
Has this ever happened to you?
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They're getting smarter
Some of the greatest cartoons ever and the man behind the voices what a talent!
Quote from: 71-440 on June 23, 2018, 05:23:13 PM
Some of the greatest cartoons ever and the man behind the voices what a talent!
:iagree: They still make me smile all these years later! :bradsthumb:
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:bigthumb:
Must be a better way :haha:
Found a way to get my Hellcat engine
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:bigthumb:
They know how to get around restrictions
:stayinlane:
YUP!
The internet doctor is a dangerous thing
Some expect too much
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dis dress dat dress any dress, I'd help!
Get out doors sometime and enjoy nature.
Welcome to CO!
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:unbelievable:
I have built two of these grow trailers. Complete with generators.
I have also built grow houses out of camper trailers.
It's awesome that this is legal now as folks don't have to hide any more. I have built up and released at least 4 grow operations 3000 sq.ft. to 9000 sq.ft. Just depends on what the client wants from me. I can build anything, given the right amount of money.
That is actually an absolutely smokin deal! Really. great deal.
Puff puff pass!!! :haha:
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They can never be too big!
:twothumbsup:
Ouch!
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:crazytalk:
love dogs!!!
:haha:
Good luck trying that back in the day :bigmoney:
:thinking:
Evolution?
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:twothumbsup:
:)
Better than dropping in the toilet 😂
Ha! We went to Cayman Islands, went swimming with stingrays about 15 mins into this I reach into my pocket to find my cell phone ugh :Thud:
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:haha:
:takealook: for roadman
:twothumbsup:
This is for Satanic computers only
I wish they were every six years lol
:unitedstates:
Some expect too much from technology :)
Driving and texting amounts to the same thing!
Just a typical drive home in Cleveland.
It's impressive how much weight A guardrail will hold!!!
Smart watch does not equal smart person :haha:
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Some do some don't! :thumbdown: :twothumbsup:
Hhhhmmmmm.................
Quote from: BIGSHCLUNK on July 08, 2018, 07:55:20 PM
Hhhhmmmmm.................
LOL
Wisconsin? I am originally from Wausau.
Smart phones are the new drug
I think this was covered in Star Trek Next Generation season 5 episode 6 "The Game'..... Mind control through an addictive VR experience... https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ep6hg
Quote from: BIGSHCLUNK on July 09, 2018, 06:42:16 AM
Quote from: YellowThumper on July 09, 2018, 12:18:40 AM
Quote from: BIGSHCLUNK on July 08, 2018, 07:55:20 PM
Hhhhmmmmm.................
LOL
Wisconsin? I am originally from Wausau.
I have a cousin in Wausau.... :woohoo:
I flew into Wausau. My co worker asked the rental car agent, "What's there to do around here?"
The response
"Absolutely nothing."
:haha:
:lurking:
:unitedstates:
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on July 09, 2018, 05:28:46 PM
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You do know why Ken & Barbie never had kids don't you?
Ken came in a different box.... Now where's that rimshot emoji...
Quote from: 1 Wild R/T on July 09, 2018, 06:29:04 PM
You do know why Ken & Barbie never had kids don't you?
Ken came in a different box.... Now where's that rimshot emoji...
Oh snap! :banana:
I always wondered where that went?
Quote from: Morty426 on July 09, 2018, 12:38:05 PM
Quote from: BIGSHCLUNK on July 09, 2018, 06:42:16 AM
Quote from: YellowThumper on July 09, 2018, 12:18:40 AM
Quote from: BIGSHCLUNK on July 08, 2018, 07:55:20 PM
Hhhhmmmmm.................
LOL
Wisconsin? I am originally from Wausau.
I have a cousin in Wausau.... :woohoo:
I flew into Wausau. My co worker asked the rental car agent, "What's there to do around here?"
The response
"Absolutely nothing."
:haha:
You got that right! I'm in Bay View... different world... :drinkingbud:
Quote from: Morty426 on July 09, 2018, 12:38:05 PM
Quote from: BIGSHCLUNK on July 09, 2018, 06:42:16 AM
Quote from: YellowThumper on July 09, 2018, 12:18:40 AM
Quote from: BIGSHCLUNK on July 08, 2018, 07:55:20 PM
Hhhhmmmmm.................
LOL
Wisconsin? I am originally from Wausau.
I have a cousin in Wausau.... :woohoo:
I flew into Wausau. My co worker asked the rental car agent, "What's there to do around here?"
The response
"Absolutely nothing."
:haha:
Nuff said...
Way more effective back in the day
They unfortunately are not alone
I am stumped to what this sign may have said...
Begin the guesses.
PIGEON
Quote from: YellowThumper on July 10, 2018, 09:15:59 PM
Can't argue that but I don't see it.
Here's what an unmolested one would have looked like. Rotate
it yours 90* and it'll be easier to make out.
:))
Quote from: Jay Bee on July 11, 2018, 04:12:51 AM
Quote from: YellowThumper on July 10, 2018, 09:15:59 PM
Can't argue that but I don't see it.
Here's what an unmolested one would have looked like. Rotate it 90* and it'll be easier to make out.
Wow thanks
Smaller is better
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Practical jokes are always funny to the other guy
....
Some people are owned by their phone
When not paying attention and counting numbers only
.......
Animals have more sense than some people :haha:
Who can relate?
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Another soul snatched by a Demon so to speak
Helpful bunch they are..... typical!
👍
Because we all know a dog like this! :yes:
Parrots are smart
First, second and third
Quote from: Cudakiller70 on July 16, 2018, 06:01:05 PM
👍
Posted this recently. Was at Walmart a couple weeks back.
Complements the one above.
:)
Yup he won't need that up there :haha:
Friday Funnies - have a great weekend all!
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GPS doesn't always work right
.
Depends on your point of view :haha:
I wish my car fan worked that well
A real super smart tv can also see behind the sofa :takealook:
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GPS addiction is real
Totally agree talking is faster
:drinkingbud:
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on July 24, 2018, 06:24:40 PM
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Now that is what I call a logical flow chart!
Happening little by little
That would be nice!
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Must wash your hands
Ride at your own risk....
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Guys are simple....
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Who hasn't been guilty..
What else is there?
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on July 27, 2018, 06:20:23 AM
What else is there?
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and a really , really REALLY NICE shop!
I'm thinking my wife would find this much more less comfortable than I would?
Just like my eye glasses
Quote from: Brads70 on July 27, 2018, 12:17:27 PM
I'm thinking my wife would find this much more less comfortable than I would?
Must also support.....
I have a dog like this...
Must be a hard core Mopar wrencher :wrenching:
Thought someone might be able to relate.....
A little more than "For Dummies"
Better late than never
Great idea? :haha:
Lucky she did not send him a golf club
Wireless! The way to go!
Ray I sure like seeing your silly posts every day. Please keep em up. Your a daily routine!
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My favorite bumper sticker will always be:
"I gagged Linda Lovelace"
:D
One for Alan!
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Talking their language
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Nothing spiritual just technical
This is just wrong. I think the CB antenna says a lot.
Quote from: bentpshrods on August 04, 2018, 12:36:23 PM
This is just wrong. I think the CB antenna says a lot.
That is all kinds of wrong. :foul:
:banana:
You mostly get what you pay for :haha:
BTDT
Quote from: bentpshrods on August 04, 2018, 12:36:23 PM
This is just wrong. I think the CB antenna says a lot.
Must be the original Joe Dirt!
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I just got a new temp gauge, maybe this will help.
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Something like when the 'Cuda battery dies and won't start
Wife always forgets her sunglasses luckily not that far from home to return easily :haha:
:unitedstates:
That's a really smart house
:)
Not too smart if cannot automatically de-ice it
Thursday funnies! :banana:
Old people hearing aides
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Over doing it too much
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If his head was not attached he would loose that also :haha:
Phone prisoner
Now that is pretty boring
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He will definitely get that text
:bradsthumb:
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Seriously, it felt like this when I digitized my old movies :Thud:
The simple days of youth
However it does seem to need more air.
Don't look if your squeamish :foul:
Quote from: Bullitt- on August 16, 2018, 05:17:54 PM
Don't look if your squeamish :foul:
What an idiot :crazytalk:
Wow...
Borrowed dads car or just purchased a "racecar" because it will be fun.
And cheap.lol
Perfect example of too much money and not enough brain. :looney:
Richard Rawlings school of drag racing.
Maybe he's not used to the steering wheel on the right side! :haha:
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/TOGbMSF
Sent to me by my brother making fun of my van with 400,975 miles. And no , only my gas gauge does something a little similar.
Quote from: Bullitt- on August 16, 2018, 05:17:54 PM
Don't look if your squeamish :foul:
I wish there was a dislike button here. :(
What the heck kind of tires was he running? It looked like he was driving on ice.
Funny how he caught himself early and still decided to hit the wall after he was completely embarrassed.
:rofl:
Looks like he was trying out a new high stall converter, with a limited slip rear end. Might not have happened with a locker?
Friday Funnies
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Now why would he be surprised :haha:
Saw this today , i before e except after c , disproved by science .
Obviously too simple a civilization
Quote from: ToxicWolf on August 16, 2018, 09:05:59 PM
Perfect example of too much money and not enough brain. :looney:
It's just pathetic driving
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Kids will be kids
Like trying to change a Mopar man to Ford or Chevy guy. In that case "Mopar or No Car"
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on August 20, 2018, 11:42:46 AM
Like trying to change a Mopar man to Ford or Chevy guy. In that case "Mopar or No Car"
This one doesn't follow the header. Not really funny because it is so true.
Quote from: YellowThumper on August 20, 2018, 01:39:29 PM
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on August 20, 2018, 11:42:46 AM
Like trying to change a Mopar man to Ford or Chevy guy. In that case "Mopar or No Car"
This one doesn't follow the header. Not really funny because it is so true.
Yeah I have to agree to that. I switched and I am thinking of switching back.
.
Some can't tell the difference
:Thud:
:haha: :rofl: :iagree:
Some never empty it
Can't afford the latest tech anymore
Way easier to keep that clean
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:)
Can't be everything proof
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Quote from: 71-440 on August 25, 2018, 07:28:05 PM
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This one made my night. It had me laughing by myself off and on for awhile. :haha: :rofl:
I can't stop laughing at the dog and pizza picture. I went back to that picture three times today and every time I burst out laughing sitting by my self. :haha: :)) Thanks Brad!!
If that was A German shepherd that could SO be my dog!!! All he has to do is see the box or hear the word pizza. :haha:
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These can be more serious than illness in old age
They both charged too much!
Still laughing at this one.... :rofl:
Using technology to get over on the parents
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.
Obviously the mother seems to care more about his phone than him :haha:
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The airlines will lose him this time
groan.... :)
:idea:
:)
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Computers have taken over every aspect of life!
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.
Probably an Ontario thing :bigthumb: :pokeeye:
Hi tech Soap in the month
:))
A hero for everything
Everything is in computer language these days
Kids today don't get out enough
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Awesome
.
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Works for both left & right hand drive.
Quote from: Jay Bee on September 05, 2018, 05:30:37 AM
Works for both left & right hand drive.
That's awesome! :D
Dog smarter than man
:smile:
Criminals do the dumbest things ::)
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:iagree: :haha: :rofl: Always has been
Friday funnies...
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Hopefully more patient working on his Mopar :haha:
Better way late than never
.
Do not regret buying the biggest baddest Hemi even as it swallows up Chevys and Fords that get in the way
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Twist on the old "The dog ate my homework" excuse
303 started this :pokeeye:
Quote from: Cudakiller70 on September 10, 2018, 02:39:17 PM
303 started this :pokeeye:
Now you're at my level of humor! :banana:
Always happens at the worst time :haha:
As the Bills were getting pumbled by the Ravens on the weekend......This fan sure knows how to rock out....and his timing is perfect :twothumbsup:
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Quote from: Burdar on September 13, 2018, 09:46:53 AM
Parents will find this funny because it's the honest truth.
Oh so true....... LOL...
Always read the fine print
Maybe some people should do likewise :haha:
At least somebody is ready
.
Best swedish ad from the 50's.
Quote from: soundcontrol on September 15, 2018, 08:16:35 AM
Best swedish ad from the 50's.
Actually, a very good vacuum cleaner.
The humans behind it don't feel guilty but should :verymad:
SAFETY FIRST :brainiac: :yessir:
Yikes, what could possibly go wrong?
Would like to have both
And a ready built excuse for when they get into that accident. "Its not my fault. There must have been a safety feature malfunction" time for another lawsuit against automaker for "false security".
Pretty soon there won't be any left
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:notsure:
:wrenching:
Everybody and Everything is on the phone
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Sometimes the signal doesn't work
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:rubeyes:
Some people need all the exercise they can get :haha:
He is finally getting his exercise :haha:
Some do it the old fashion way
Star wars bloopers?
:rubeyes:
:haha:
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree :thinking:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on September 19, 2018, 10:02:12 PM
:rubeyes:
That's not to far from reality in my neck of the woods!
Makes business good though? :looney:
Almost that time of the year.... :lurking:
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on September 23, 2018, 07:06:40 PM
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Amen...
Replace soccer with hockey, and I'm totally good with it.
:haha:
Yes, very selfish humans :haha:
:rofl:
:Thud: Just wondering if this started the whole Big Butt thang
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Baby got back!
.
Show this to your better half.
:haha:
The all-in-one coming soon
:bricks:
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:burnout:
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HA !!! :haha: :haha: :rofl: :sorry:
:haha:
Either way they are costly
groaner?
:haha:
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A watch that takes command for a good purpose
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:haha:
At least a step than being put in the "Dog House" :haha:
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8167051264/hDF5B44E9/)
Friday funnies...
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:bigthumb:
:unbelievable:
Appropriate web sizing
8)
:))
This is no way reflects my opinion. :-X
Cuda Cody Edit: My brother Topcat, please do not take this the wrong way, but we can not do any politics. :bigthumb:
:burnout:
:haha:
The addiction is just too much for some
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Wishful thinking
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Where is this place???????
Quote from: Jay Bee on October 02, 2018, 07:24:14 AM
Where is this place???????
Don't know but they have camping. :ohyeah:
:rofl:
Cookies seem to be bad either way
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Always dealing with false alarms
Go slow...that's what she said
Even Dracula needs to communicate sometimes besides telepathy :haha:
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Sad but true
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I swear... This is what my local business's need to post on line or on their front door, so i don't waste my time !! :pullinghair: :headbang:
Friday Funnies
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HAHA Truth....
Going to the new mall in Calgary LOL
open since may 9 of 517 spaces leased , not 1 major chain store LOL
AT least parking will be no problem :haha:
Obviously October Holloween themes
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Trying to save money
"Big Brother" is your own home
In 5, 4 , 3 , 2,
Love that one. Our cat does strange things too. 😉
LOL
8)
Pay one way or the other
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:haha: :rofl:
Better to be bald :))
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And when you are driving your Challenger and someone says nice Charger!
When I first bought my 2009 Challenger you know how many people said "Nice Mustang"????? :Thud:
Quote from: 71-440 on October 09, 2018, 06:57:22 PM
When I first bought my 2009 Challenger you know how many people said "Nice Mustang"????? :Thud:
My 14yo daughter corrected a boy on the school bus when he pointed out the "Mustang". No that's a Challenger in front of all he was trying to impress. :haha:
A friend trying to photoshop a photo he'd taken..... I appreciate the effort..... Just wish he were more of a car guy....
Quote from: YellowThumper on October 09, 2018, 06:12:51 PM
And when you are driving your Challenger and someone says nice Charger!
God that used to happen all the time back in the day
We always find a way to get lost :haha:
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Back in the day I just wrote big
...on the Ford subject.
Canada Post's profits are gonna skyrocket'
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If only it was that easy :haha:
:cooldance:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on October 12, 2018, 11:23:31 PM
:cooldance:
I can only hope that photo isn't real. Otherwise, holy sheeet!
Sometimes a dog is worth a try
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Some times bigger isn't better
Watch what you wish for
:thinking:
One drastic way to get the message :stop:
:bigthumb:
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:bigthumb:
Give them an inch and they always ask for a mile
:unbelievable:
Drone are taking over :unbelievable:
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true
Have to stay with the group
Friday funnies
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:bigthumb:
Can't always believe those reviews :bigmoney: :notsure:
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Same thing my wife says about my "Clothes hanger" weight machine :haha:
Quote from: 303 Mopar on October 20, 2018, 07:49:25 PM
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I just spit my coffee out....... :rofl:
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Power to weight ratio...
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Some don't have a clue
Not always logical
uhuh
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on October 23, 2018, 11:33:49 PM
uhuh
If always said dont ask the question if you cannot handle the answer.
Anything to make them clean up
Should also come with 3 free visits to a brain cancer specialist :looney:
Sounds " messy" ?
And this folks is why you shouldn't store your car at Gramma's house! :o
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Makes you kinda wonder whats in those tacos.
:barf:
One drastic way to get our attention
Too many things to keep up with these days
Glad my boys didn't think of this one....
:haha:
High tech in the wrong hands is dangerous
The older I get...
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I think I can make to the next gas station....
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Misplacing it is usually more the problem :haha:
Wrong kind of Charger !! :haha:
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:twothumbsup:
Whatever it takes.....
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:unitedstates:
Just like Windows10
I always seem to end up in the danger zone.
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The video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuI6GTY9eVc
:haha: :haha:
:unitedstates:
:haha:
Time is relative
Asleep on the job again
.
:)
:haha:
Don't forget Daylight savings time this weekend
Wish it was that easy
.
Just like humans
:Thud:
It's important to set expectations up front...
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Cats are very slick
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:haha:
For cat lovers again
oh heck ya!
some sound wisdom right there!
I don't know why that reminds me of this.....
YUP!! Get rid of it already!
Marsh Racing Tires and the model is "Gold Digger" racing slicks
Could be interesting
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Pretty soon will do everything
Exactly the way it works in our family :haha:
:looney:
:D
:thinking:
Usually the driver hits the tree just this time the tree hits first
Seems logical? :dunno:
:bigthumb:
:unbelievable:
Low tech but cheaper and works as well
:bigthumb:
:D
Very effective method
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This happens often...
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Better than a Genie 🧞♂️
:iagree:
Me too
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If ya gotta get your arm hacked off, I'll buy you a drink afterwards. :drinkingbud: :console: :cheers:
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:bye:
Meatloaf
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So true...
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Sometimes you have to get anyone to help
Quote from: 303 Mopar on November 12, 2018, 08:37:32 PM
So true...
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This one hits a little close to home :haha:
Technology changes meaning of words
:bigthumb:
:rofl: :haha: That made me laugh! Can you imagine..... wow! Try and live that one down the rest of your life haha
Quote from: Brads70 on November 13, 2018, 07:37:31 PM
:rofl: :haha: That made me laugh! Can you imagine..... wow! Try and live that one down the rest of your life haha
She's going to be scarred for life
That or become a porn star
:rubeyes:
:lurking:
You're a mean one.....
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Even human fingers mess up sometimes
Always remember, cheaper in the long run....
:haha:
This never happens...
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It's the blue light not the site
Sad but true...
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:rofl:
Just ignore common sense....
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Easier said than done
Pick on Ford day?
Everyday is pick on ford day....
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:rofl: :whiteflag:
Now accepting applications...
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Great place to start :twothumbsup:
Might make ya yodel? :P
The young teaching the old
Mopar Park
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Parenting 101
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:iagree: If I had ever had kids , the boxes might not even be empty
Just too many passwords to remember
Please consider others....
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:D
Funny how that works....
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:haha:
What they do best I guess?
.
:canada:
yours too Huh :haha:
We thought they were cool 😎 at the time
No more real hugging or kissing either :( :haha:
Millennials....
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Quote from: 71-440 on November 21, 2018, 06:27:12 PM
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53, today as a matter of fact.
I never knew that either!
:haha:
:thinking: :haha:
That cracked me up. :haha:
Quote from: anlauto on November 21, 2018, 06:36:29 PM
Quote from: 71-440 on November 21, 2018, 06:27:12 PM
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53, today as a matter of fact.
Reminded me of the dots on a die.
What does every opposing side add up to? All "3" pares of sides add up the same.
Oh and to answer question. 57
Maybe the same reason we do not allow them to drive our cars?? :thinking: :haha:
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:lookatthat:
:))
Smart and easy Black Friday shopping
Might just work! :clapping:
:bradsthumb: :yes: Forget the house I'd live in the shop!
Heck I'll take the shop for Christmas!!!
:banana:
:Thud:
:bricks:
Quote from: Topcat on November 24, 2018, 05:52:59 PM
Good thing there was no crowds around! That was a Mustang right? :P :lurking:
:haha:
Tough question...
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Bugging does help sometimes :pokeeye:
Those are old school for sure
Looks familiar....
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Were expecting such a cold winter, the Squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far 3 of my relatives have dissapeared.
.
How things change in just a few years
Anything to get attention
Better not take any chances :D
Career day is getting real....
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How many can relate?
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///
Can't get any more romantic than that :)
:haha:
Some of the graphics in the MTSC books can be pretty funny.
https://www.e-bodies.org/resources/master-technician-service-conference-reference-books-films/
Texting gone Wild
:haha:
Ever wonder how things got their name?
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Heck ya!!!
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Everything is going that way
:burnout:
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on December 01, 2018, 12:58:29 PM
Everything is going that way
Unfortunate truth to a point.
Exact places I refuse to patronize.
Not just in Sicily...
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:twothumbsup:
I think she is right :haha:
Should've realized this a long time ago....
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Picture of me online at E Bodies.org
Haha
.
.
:Thud:
Yummy!
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Hard time being PC these days...
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Names hurt....
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Too bad does not work for the bad guys
So true...
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:haha:
:cooldance:
first picture from mars
They don't understand...
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Every time!
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Hope he is not done. As I expect that will.
What stage are you?
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Some ideas are downright dangerous
:notsure:
Poor old ford.....
Considerations when decorating....
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:haha:
Sounded good at the time...
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on December 04, 2018, 04:20:33 PM
What stage are you?
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I am at Stage 4 .Got 5 or 6 Hi Santa in the last month.
Don't have enough money this season to have that problem :haha:
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on December 05, 2018, 01:44:03 PM
Don't have enough money this season to have that problem :haha:
My Inlaws might say that of me in regards to car parts being delivered to there house between now and Dec 29th when we go down for a visit. :haha:
Too much high tech not enough Christmas
Get 'em!
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Boarder patrol eh
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No lie, just give me a Mopar
PC overkill
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a groaner... :D
And maybe Canada this year too!
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Run far away!
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We all have our limitations...
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Recycling gone wild
Quote from: 303 Mopar on December 08, 2018, 10:25:45 AM
Run far away!
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HAHA Ontario plate too no less. :haha:
One for my Newfie brethren..... :D
Deep thought of the day.....
Ahhh Walmart never ceases to entertain....
Yes Please! ....
Yup!
Not really funny but....
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GM is Closing the Canadian plant as well :bye:
Quote from: 303 Mopar on December 09, 2018, 05:43:48 AM
Not really funny but....
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Same thing up here in Canada, took millions if not billions of taxpayers money, then closed the plant in Oshawa that's been there for like 100 years.
I truly hope GM never sells another car here in USA, but you know that'll never happen..
I hope that Trump will put HEAVY tariffs on cars imported from Mexico and China....Our Prime Minsters and previous Presidents have been nothing but push overs allowing Asia to take over the world... :alan2cents:
Quote from: anlauto on December 09, 2018, 08:57:25 AM
I hope that Trump will put HEAVY tariffs on cars imported from Mexico and China....Our Prime Minsters and previous Presidents have been nothing but push overs allowing Asia to take over the world... :alan2cents:
What car is made in China and exported here?
The two GM plants in China feed the China market. The reason GM did not kill off Buick is because it is massively popular in China. Buick minivans are everywhere.
Also I heard British Columbia has been renamed China East. :canada: :D ;)
Quote from: Morty426 on December 09, 2018, 09:36:47 AM
What car is made in China and exported here?
:dunno: https://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/29/automobiles/we-can-stop-chuckling-now-chinese-made-cars-have-arrived-in-us.html
:haha:
:takealook:
:rubeyes:
good public service announcement.....
Quote from: anlauto on December 09, 2018, 09:50:01 AM
Quote from: Morty426 on December 09, 2018, 09:36:47 AM
What car is made in China and exported here?
:dunno: https://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/29/automobiles/we-can-stop-chuckling-now-chinese-made-cars-have-arrived-in-us.html
You, nor I, have seen any of those three cars
:haha:
How many have been here before?
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Quote from: Morty426 on December 09, 2018, 04:39:35 PM
Quote from: anlauto on December 09, 2018, 09:50:01 AM
Quote from: Morty426 on December 09, 2018, 09:36:47 AM
What car is made in China and exported here?
:dunno: https://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/29/automobiles/we-can-stop-chuckling-now-chinese-made-cars-have-arrived-in-us.html
You, nor I, have seen any of those three cars
Chinese Buick in stock at local dealers and Im'm quite sure I've seen some in the wild......
http://www.bramlettautomotive.com/VehicleSearchResults?search=new&make=Buick&model=Envision&cs:e=g&cs:gn=s&cs:cid=313669037926&cs:kw=envision&cs:p=&cs:tv=3111&cs:a=ret_suv_bck_env&cs:pro=bg0dfdap&cs:ki=1403368488&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI44nj_reU3wIVCyaGCh123QPiEAAYASAAEgJs_fD_BwE
Quote from: Bullitt- on December 09, 2018, 08:39:06 PM
Quote from: Morty426 on December 09, 2018, 04:39:35 PM
Quote from: anlauto on December 09, 2018, 09:50:01 AM
Quote from: Morty426 on December 09, 2018, 09:36:47 AM
What car is made in China and exported here?
:dunno: https://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/29/automobiles/we-can-stop-chuckling-now-chinese-made-cars-have-arrived-in-us.html
You, nor I, have seen any of those three cars
Chinese Buick in stock at local dealers and Im'm quite sure I've seen some in the wild......
http://www.bramlettautomotive.com/VehicleSearchResults?search=new&make=Buick&model=Envision&cs:e=g&cs:gn=s&cs:cid=313669037926&cs:kw=envision&cs:p=&cs:tv=3111&cs:a=ret_suv_bck_env&cs:pro=bg0dfdap&cs:ki=1403368488&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI44nj_reU3wIVCyaGCh123QPiEAAYASAAEgJs_fD_BwE
LOL - being someone that travels to China almost once a month let me tell you the number of US cars there is quite significant.
Buick Minivan is the staple for driving customers out to the factory.
I've seen:
Dodge Challenger
Dodge Journey
Jeep Cherokee
Jeep Grand Cherokee
Tesla - all three models and a lot of them
Every model Cadillac
Most Buicks
Ford Mustang
My favorite was a cable supplier who had a Cadillac Escapade Denali Avalanche ugly truck thing with the 6.2 in it. The cost for that thing in China is $250,000
Audi and VW are huge in China
Japanese cars no so much
Another layoff due to technology
Quote from: Morty426 on December 10, 2018, 10:51:32 AM
Quote from: Bullitt- on December 09, 2018, 08:39:06 PM
Quote from: Morty426 on December 09, 2018, 04:39:35 PM
Quote from: anlauto on December 09, 2018, 09:50:01 AM
Quote from: Morty426 on December 09, 2018, 09:36:47 AM
What car is made in China and exported here?
:dunno: https://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/29/automobiles/we-can-stop-chuckling-now-chinese-made-cars-have-arrived-in-us.html
You, nor I, have seen any of those three cars
Chinese Buick in stock at local dealers and Im'm quite sure I've seen some in the wild......
http://www.bramlettautomotive.com/VehicleSearchResults?search=new&make=Buick&model=Envision&cs:e=g&cs:gn=s&cs:cid=313669037926&cs:kw=envision&cs:p=&cs:tv=3111&cs:a=ret_suv_bck_env&cs:pro=bg0dfdap&cs:ki=1403368488&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI44nj_reU3wIVCyaGCh123QPiEAAYASAAEgJs_fD_BwE
LOL - being someone that travels to China almost once a month let me tell you the number of US cars there is quite significant.
Buick Minivan is the staple for driving customers out to the factory.
I've seen:
Dodge Challenger
Dodge Journey
Jeep Cherokee
Jeep Grand Cherokee
Tesla - all three models and a lot of them
Every model Cadillac
Most Buicks
Ford Mustang
My favorite was a cable supplier who had a Cadillac Escapade Denali Avalanche ugly truck thing with the 6.2 in it. The cost for that thing in China is $250,000
Audi and VW are huge in China
Japanese cars no so much
Are you Sure? :looney:
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This would free up road space
:bravo:
:clapping: :stop:
Seems like no one talks face to face anymore, how sad
:rofl:
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Our cars lic plates came like this, not my picture and not nearly this bad but bent nonetheless.
When reality hits....
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Everyone should have these
:haha:
Heck if I know
Might have to do this !!
2 fer Thursday
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Return on your investment
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Sometimes Santa needs help too.
This is for you 2 peddlers....
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on December 14, 2018, 04:17:53 PM
This is for you 2 peddlers....
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LOL :D
Like this
Couple for the weekend....
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More than our cars came with :haha:
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Makes sense to me...
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:stop:
Even Santa has to go high tech
8)
Even Rudolph has gone high tech
Don't waste your time with the whole video but go to 22:35 for about 12 seconds !!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clXJgJaRvOU
:bigthumb:
Warning! Slow moving Ford Vehicle.
Tis the season.....
Let me add to the Christmas Cheer.... Or is that Christmas Misery???
:P
One way to circumvent a dating service :haha:
Popeye's Emotional support chicken. I need 2
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/popeyes-launches-emotional-support-chicken-carrier-at-philadelphia-airport
Couple for mid-week
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:haha:
:thinking:
Healthy computer bad hygiene family
:haha:
Great idea!
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:thinking:
:lookatthat:
One favor deserves another
:haha:
Friday funnies...
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:unitedstates:
Quote from: 303 Mopar on December 21, 2018, 06:11:07 AM
Friday funnies...
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:bigthumb:
Kids know more tech than ever
Lead,follow or get the hell outta the way !
dear Santa ....
a little holiday fun
Cats can be very smart
Looney Tunes: A duo of characters
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That's pretty funny right there !!
Quote from: 71-440 on December 22, 2018, 07:47:50 PM
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I gotta say, that has me in stitches right now. :rofl:
Old fashion but effective
Poor Bill
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Think anyone will notice?
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They don't know everything
Well thats...
:wave:
Love this....
So funny!
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probably not 10 x what I am :thinking:
:rofl:
:twothumbsup:
:haha:
:wave:
It's an addictive technology
:stop:
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If only I could get my hands on one stupid enough to come that close to me :pullinghair:
It's green and it's organic it has carbon in it
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on December 27, 2018, 11:25:05 AM
If only I could get my hands on one stupid enough to come that close to me :pullinghair:
the numbers are now coming up as local numbers I don't know how they're getting away with that and then when you try to call him back it says they do not take numbers phone calls phone company involved in all this crap
Quote from: 73440 on December 27, 2018, 12:03:18 PM
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on December 27, 2018, 11:25:05 AM
If only I could get my hands on one stupid enough to come that close to me :pullinghair:
the numbers are now coming up as local numbers I don't know how they're getting away with that and then when you try to call him back it says they do not take numbers phone calls phone company involved in all this crap
It,s called spoofing! I called one local # back and the older lady that answered didn't make the call. another few times the # was disconnected or not in service. :verymad:
Ah, I got a local one this morning there was for a credit card I pushed one talk to somebody from India and I said oh you're going to pay all my credit cards and then she goes recording recording recording and then hangs up 2 minutes later I get another local almost don't answer it but I do and it turns out it was somebody local that was I was trying to get a a bid from on a project so I almost don't even answer the locals.
GUilty :headbang:
I've actually done that more than once. :bricks:
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:bigmoney:
:bigthumb:
He served our country and look where it got him!
Jim
My neighbors love me!
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100%!!!!
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High tech trash after a year
:twothumbsup:
Every time!
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I want to be friends with Connor..
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:bricks:
Quote from: Brads70 on December 28, 2018, 11:35:04 PM
:bricks:
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The cure for gun control?
Jim
Remember those big head phones :haha:
Another reason to celebrate!
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Puzzling....
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So proud....
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Ain't that the truth, I can remember all the open boxes and wrapping covering all the floor.
I see no issue protecting your childs image on the web...
Quote from: 303 Mopar on December 30, 2018, 12:50:35 PM
So proud....
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Quote from: YellowThumper on December 30, 2018, 03:27:08 PM
I see no issue protecting your childs image on the web...
Quote from: 303 Mopar on December 30, 2018, 12:50:35 PM
So proud....
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His image is in the class photo - epic fail to protect him :crazytalk:
Lucky for us our cars are just the opposite in that they start outdated but are new to us
Sometimes saving money doesn't
:banana:
Used what we had...
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Been there done that !
:haha:
Off to a great start...
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:haha: That's good!
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on January 01, 2019, 07:54:28 PM
:haha:
That one is in revenge for the one on reply # 1800! :clapping:
How easy that sounds
:bigthumb:
:thinking: .... :haha:
:thinking:
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Funny Thursday
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You're having a bad day...
Then you step outside of your house... and look up into the beautiful blue sky... and see this......
All of a sudden, that smile comes back to your face and you say to yourself,
"Now that's a big ass balloon!!!"
And things don't seem quite so bad!!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY !
That there is pretty dirty
Friday funnies on Thursday!
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It always fun until someone gets hurt...
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Seriously, Microsoft is planning a no password Windows upgrade due to this very problem :thinking:
:haha:
:verymad:
I just heard Super Dave Osborne passed away a few days ago.... RIP "great one" and thanks for the laughs!! :rofl: :crying:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fdDRI6R1bg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fdDRI6R1bg)
Quote from: superdave on January 05, 2019, 09:55:00 AM
I just heard Super Dave Osborne passed away a few days ago.... RIP "great one" and thanks for the laughs!! :rofl: :crying:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fdDRI6R1bg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fdDRI6R1bg)
Yep a sad loss. His act was damn funny
Quote from: superdave on January 05, 2019, 09:55:00 AM
I just heard Super Dave Osborne passed away a few days ago.... RIP "great one" and thanks for the laughs!! :rofl: :crying:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fdDRI6R1bg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fdDRI6R1bg)
Oh man!! I loved that show.
R.I.P. Dave Osborne.
Make a robot that can fix Mopars
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:haha:
So close! :yes:
The only silver lining concerning those horrid Robo-calls :haha:
Things you did not know...
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So true...
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Winners and losers...
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:haha:
Try to start your day off right...
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Good thing they discovered this.
Apps always come with hidden cost
:stop:
Thanks but no thanks for the service
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2019 Super Bowl, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at the St. Mary's Church, on Broadway at 1 pm. The bride's name is Megan, she's 5'4", about 130 lbs... good cook too! She'll be the one in the white dress.
Quote from: 303 Mopar on January 08, 2019, 07:44:14 PM
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2019 Super Bowl, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at the St. Mary's Church, on Broadway at 1 pm. The bride's name is Megan, she's 5'4", about 130 lbs... good cook too! She'll be the one in the white dress.
:haha: :rofl: :rofl:
Quote from: 303 Mopar on January 08, 2019, 07:44:14 PM
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2019 Super Bowl, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at the St. Mary's Church, on Broadway at 1 pm. The bride's name is Megan, she's 5'4", about 130 lbs... good cook too! She'll be the one in the white dress.
Got any pictures of the fender tag? :Stirring:
A little too far for saving money
:haha:
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Points for trying anything to extend battery life
:bigthumb:
How we feel about our cars!
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I like that one! Me and the wife laughed about several.
Quote from: cuda hunter on January 11, 2019, 08:19:12 AM
I like that one! Me and the wife laughed about several.
Yep, mine also. She also indulges this similarly.
Technology is changing too quickly
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Nothing new under the sun.....
:smile:
:rofl: Explain that one to your buddies!
:haha:
Quote from: YellowThumper on January 11, 2019, 09:24:25 AM
Quote from: cuda hunter on January 11, 2019, 08:19:12 AM
I like that one! Me and the wife laughed about several.
Yep, mine also. She also indulges this similarly.
LOL
My truck was ordered 1/4/1999
It was built 4/13/1999
Delivered 5/4/1999
Otherwise I'm not that good with dates
The old "Drop me off one block from school dad so the other kids won't see our ugly car" high tech fix
Try running this ad today...
Just trying to do laundry...
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Hope Microsoft comes out with their no passwords windows scheme soon :soshelp:
...and that's how it was done back then.
Quote from: Jay Bee on January 14, 2019, 06:37:06 AM
...and that's how it was done back then.
I can remember when it was used as a weed killer along the edge of driveways! :stop:
Or how about when used oil was sprayed on the dirt roads in TX to keep the dust down.
You mean we can't do that anymore ?
We used to pour it on the backs of pigs to control lice and mange.
Quote from: Daveh on January 14, 2019, 07:12:29 AM
Or how about when used oil was sprayed on the dirt roads in TX to keep the dust down.
Yep common around here on dirt road too. They had a big tanker truck with a spray boom. Worked pretty good.
Back in the 80's, there was a big ground hog hole behind my parents house. It was just in the woods beyond the property line.
If anything lived in that hole, it didn't after I continued to dump used oil down it.
Making it very hard for car mechanics to use a computer :haha:
:haha:
Wow, that is trust. Bet that will not happen with sharing the old e-body though. :driving: :thumbdown:
Here let me show you where the exit is
Quote from: YellowThumper on January 16, 2019, 07:57:20 AM
Here let me show you where the exit is
Mother inlaw suite? :haha:
Quote from: Brads70 on January 16, 2019, 07:58:10 AM
Quote from: YellowThumper on January 16, 2019, 07:57:20 AM
Here let me show you where the exit is
Mother inlaw suite? :haha:
LOL on that. As my M.I.L. is the epitome of that.
Quote from wife mom to her daughter "I have already mourned the loss of you". As she continues to live in her horde of stuff and 20+ cats...
Like having your dad's name without Jr behind it :haha:
:haha:
Anyne else notice the red eyes & Fangs on the rear of these cars , I bet most of the owners have never even paid attn to it
Good song!
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Too bad it does not compromise with the Non-Cheap person
Anyone looking for a Big block Impala ?
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:haha:
:rofl:
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Call It what you want as long as it works
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:lookatthat:
Texting sometimes does not translate well :huh: :clueless:
:haha:
Couple of funnies...
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Old technology can't even give it away free :haha:
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on January 20, 2019, 11:43:57 AM
Old technology can't even give it away free :haha:
:tired: ::) :Thud: :bricks: :vipermanhiding: :stop: :please:
Techno Geek jokes are becoming boring.
Do you you have any other things to offer?
Ray isn't hurting anyone , you don't have to read the cartoons . :alan2cents:
Maybe because I'm older but I still chuckle when I read them. Keep them coming. :ohyeah:
I can't believe he hasn't run out of them yet.....but like anything on the internet, it's pretty easy to ignore ....just scroll right on by...
I know they are "Corny" but There's a lot more to come, so hold on tight.
The very first Dodge Ram! :twothumbsup:
:bigthumb:
The dog has more sense
And they'll always be in debt...
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Thanks for providing a daily chuckle Ray. This thread is one of my "go to" stops every time I come to the website. :ohyeah:
Now to pick on the Ford guys.
:bigthumb:
Too much Tech dependent
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:bigthumb:
More ruthless than the grim reaper...
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:thinking: The grim repossesor
Quote from: 303 Mopar on January 24, 2019, 06:27:33 AM
More ruthless than the grim reaper...
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Followed a "Mac" tool truck yesterday, his license plate was SNAP OFF :rofl:
Low tech but usually works :haha:
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:thinking:
Think of others this winter...
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MY WIFE'S MISSING!!
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Officer: Age?
Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.
Officer: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER : Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think Never really noticed.
OFFICER : Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER : What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
OFFICER : What kind of truck was it?
Husband : A 2016, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, LED lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up.
OFFICER: Take it easy sir. We'll find your truck.
JS27
Seems inevitable...
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Oh to be human but why so human :thinking:
I could make this work! :yes:
:iagree:
Me too , i have a friend with a house like that , looks like a 3 car garage from the outside attached to a big house well the garage goes right through the house , could get 10 in there easily
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Yup :bigthumb:
:D
:))
Quote from: Brads70 on January 25, 2019, 06:27:57 PM
I could make this work! :yes:
:thinking: :idea: Have a place like this in Scottsdale Arizona as a E-Bodies club house just for Mecum and BJ. , kinda like a cottage/storage facility! ( for all Murrays purchases!
@blown motor (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/blown-motor_52) :Stirring: :)
Already have one snoring don't need two. :(
:stop:
:yes:
Hell ya!
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Ain't that the truth. ::)
:thinking:
Too bad my dad didn't have that technology when were kids :rofl:
:bigthumb:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on January 27, 2019, 09:04:59 PM
:bigthumb:
I have literally said something like that to a couple of prius and chevy volt owners!!! :haha:
:)
:canada:
The more we use the internet the more it knows :-[
Hate when that happens...
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I wonder if it was popular? :unbelievable:
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Stating the obvious :crazytalk:
Medical bands are important!
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:haha:
:D
I love these Brad. Keep them coming.
Dogs can sense things like that :yes:
For Murray...
Those wacky Russian pranksters...
How to answer that question when the time comes :thinking: :clueless:
:rofl:
:bigthumb:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on January 31, 2019, 09:24:41 PM
:bigthumb:
I can relate to that, a concerned liberal was standing next to my wrecker whining that my German Shepard was in the truck with the windows up and barking at her. I had to tell this concerned citizen the reason the dog was barking was she was standing to close to HIS truck and would bite her if she opened the door. and yes the AC was on. the only reason I fixed the AC when it quit was for the dogs benefit!
Must be the Apple Vulture
For my southern brethren .... :whiteflag:
:canada:
SI
:haha:
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:rofl:
bigger car?
Quote from: Brads70 on February 02, 2019, 07:30:46 AM
:rofl:
:Thud: wowthat one took me way too long to figure out...
A bit of Photoshop fun to poke at two of my friends.
Quote from: YellowThumper on February 02, 2019, 12:42:15 PM
Quote from: Brads70 on February 02, 2019, 07:30:46 AM
:rofl:
:Thud: wowthat one took me way too long to figure out...
I thought it was the best one yet, cracked me right up.... :)
One way to handle aggression :pullinghair:
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:bradsthumb:
Quote from: 303 Mopar on February 02, 2019, 02:02:56 PM
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Only 6?
:haha:
Some of us have get this way
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Asking a bit too much from technology
and they were all foreigners... :Stirring:
Quote from: Morty426 on February 02, 2019, 05:50:05 PM
Quote from: 303 Mopar on February 02, 2019, 02:02:56 PM
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Only 6?
:haha:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on February 03, 2019, 09:27:15 PM
:haha:
Lol that pic was taken right after she finished grooming him.
For some it is the opposite :haha:
:bigthumb:
Too much bragging can be bad unless it's about our Mopars :haha:
:haha:
:yes:
Being forced to lose weight
:haha:
:wrenching:
Outdated GPS can be dangerous
A date is a date!
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:slapme5:
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:unbelievable:
:thinking: ... and Yvonne was non genetically modified, too!
Jim
No need to drag out the vacuum cleaner.
Quote from: Jay Bee on February 08, 2019, 06:27:47 AM
No need to drag out the vacuum cleaner.
That is a wild idea. I'm going to guess that the vacuum didn't have much suction if the car was only at idle.
Someone was thinking outside the box with this idea though.
One thing at a time for the old timers :haha:
:rofl:
:bigthumb:
Funny weekend!
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::)
:deadhorse:
:smile:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on February 08, 2019, 07:46:27 PM
:bigthumb:
True story.
They used to have rolling road blocks up here where 4 police cars would travel side by side on the Beltway doing the speed limit, and traffic would build up behind them. There was a video of some idiot going up the shoulder of the road to get past the police cars. I'm guessing that didn't end well for the idiot. :bricks:
Poor old Mustang drivers..... :)
::)
It's a whole new language for sure
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:twothumbsup:
:banana:
Pretty soon she will be able to. :thinking:
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:haha:
:Thud:
Either old or thrifty :bigmoney:
Brilliant!!!
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:haha:
Cinnamon, warming up for the show, on her way to work!
:Thud:
Jim
Very true....
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:huh:
Must be a Chevy or Ford guy right? :haha: :stayinlane:
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:twothumbsup:
:bricks:
Jim
Galen G who ???
For some, does not matter how big the phone is. It will still be lost. :crying:
Perfect gift!
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Quote from: Slotts on February 13, 2019, 05:11:11 AM
:bricks:
Jim
Actually sounds like a Great car to buy & Have fun with :twothumbsup:
Consider your options..... :D
Perfect date for Valentines
Just me & the car !!
Be careful out there...
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If I had a daughter
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on February 14, 2019, 05:30:22 AM
If I had a daughter
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Sleeping with the fish-is :bye:
Somewhat sad but true in this time
:tool:
:Thud:
For all my family and friends from Toronto and further south who don't do winter very well! :D
Quote from: Brads70 on February 15, 2019, 05:04:58 AM
For all my family and friends from Toronto and further south who don't do winter very well! :D
:haha: :haha:
How true!
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One way to either ruin or upgrade a classic depending on the person
:haha:
This happens to me when looking for car parts. Find everything else except that part. :looney:
:haha:
,
:rofl:
In that case a dumb home is safer :haha:
We are the lab rats :('
I look forward to your daily funnies.
thanks
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Makes sense, as it was during the middle of the "Sexual Revolution", so even WD40 had to have "intercourse" with the public----pun intended :haha:
:thinking:
That's the idea is to be bothersome for safety
:wave:
Didn't even read it, I just clicked the playbutton... :haha:
:lookatthat:
Don't know about that but I'm always chasing e-bodies :stayinlane:
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:haha:
It ain't like when were kids :Thud:
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:stop:
Sometimes Siri even misunderstands what you say :haha:
:bravo:
:haha:
:haha:
Hate the HOA!
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Great advice!
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Anyone remember full service stations?
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on February 23, 2019, 11:11:43 AM
Anyone remember full service stations?
Everybody in Jersey does! :yessir:
Jim
Once your blocked you'd better never come to my house :verymad:
:thinking:
Seriously
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Another use for a trusty dog.
:thinking: Ok Where did he land ?
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on February 24, 2019, 09:01:15 PM
:thinking: Ok Where did he land ?
LOL - I was at Legoland in Denmark in 1991 on a wonderful summer day. The park was filled with German tourist. There is an airport next to Legoland that the Danish Air Force uses. A Danish F-16 took off and as soon as was over the park the pilot stood it on it's tail and punched it.
It was totally awesome. :woohoo:
:Thud: Something else for you numbers guys to collect?
:haha:
I doubt that is a record
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Carnival next week , that won't be enough beer or even close to enough !!
Always hated when someone posted a picture of what they were eating on Facebook.
I would post back "Who gives a F---! :thumbdown:
Unless you're inviting me and paying :rofl:
:haha:
:thinking:
Yup remember doing that all through the 60's :haha:
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:)
:rofl:
My last words...
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wrestle him down and kill him with my knife!
Quote from: cuda hunter on February 28, 2019, 06:51:29 AM
wrestle him down and kill him with my knife!
We'll jut call ya Grizzly Josh from now on🐻
Too simple for today :haha:
Well hello!
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Not a good start....
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Quote from: Bullitt- on February 28, 2019, 09:29:55 AM
Quote from: cuda hunter on February 28, 2019, 06:51:29 AM
wrestle him down and kill him with my knife!
We'll jut call ya Grizzly Josh from now on🐻
Funny enough my nick name really is Bear. That's what my friends call me.
"My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability
to remember why I walked into the kitchen."
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on February 28, 2019, 06:40:52 PM
"My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability
to remember why I walked into the kitchen."
You and me both buddy!
:thinking:
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:yes:
Some are actually that clueless :haha:
I don't see anything wrong with this...
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Looks like efficiency in action, what's not to like? :notsure: Dishwasher can be loaded much the same way..... just saying. :)
Quote from: Brads70 on March 02, 2019, 09:19:55 AM
Looks like efficiency in action, what's not to like? :notsure: Dishwasher can be loaded much the same way..... just saying. :)
with car parts
Quote from: Morty426 on March 02, 2019, 09:52:43 AM
Quote from: Brads70 on March 02, 2019, 09:19:55 AM
Looks like efficiency in action, what's not to like? :notsure: Dishwasher can be loaded much the same way..... just saying. :)
with car parts
Ovens are also useful for preheating aluminum intakes before welding and baking paint finish in Brembo brake calipers.... :lurking:
Priorities are priorities! ;)
Quote from: Brads70 on March 02, 2019, 10:08:41 AM
Quote from: Morty426 on March 02, 2019, 09:52:43 AM
Quote from: Brads70 on March 02, 2019, 09:19:55 AM
Looks like efficiency in action, what's not to like? :notsure: Dishwasher can be loaded much the same way..... just saying. :)
with car parts
Ovens are also useful for preheating aluminum intakes before welding and baking paint finish in Brembo brake calipers.... :lurking:
Lol I have been there with the aluminum.
Shhh! As no one knows...
:wrenching:
Been there a number of times !! :iagree:
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Funny Sunday
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Sometimes it's better to leave things alone
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:D
:bigthumb:
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:haha: :clapping: Good one!
:headbang:
Always a mystery...
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They are both old but he has a reason :rofl:
It works for me! :haha: :rofl:
Jim
Quote from: Slotts on March 05, 2019, 06:01:31 AM
It works for me! :haha: :rofl:
Jim
The same could be said for New York state, Build a wall around New York City!!!!!! :yes:
:haha:
Tom Brady
2032 Superbowl Season
Confusing terminology :haha:
Oh so true
Funny Hump-day!
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Pretty soon they may cost that much money 💴
Maybe true but a manual is way more fun to drive....
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so you can drive stick , how many have driven these !! ?
Probably need two at my house :haha:
Try moving to a different country , that will clean out the clutter & a bunch more !!
Nice leading a much simpler life now though
Yup !!
Great things happen in a garage...
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Good one...
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:bigthumb:
Your right Neil! Years ago I had a wrecker and a rollback - both were 10 sp. I couldn't teach the idiots 10 they'd never get 18
I have driven 5 & 4 to me that is the toughest , not sure who is steering while you shift both sticks at the same time !!
10 / 15 / 18 are a cakewalk by comparison !!
Haha.
Hold my drink...
Even those tooth braces are offered in wireless now. :haha:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on March 07, 2019, 10:09:24 PM
I have driven 5 & 4 to me that is the toughest , not sure who is steering while you shift both sticks at the same time !!
10 / 15 / 18 are a cakewalk by comparison !!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P6pWCKY_qJo Who need hands on the wheel. (19 sec ish in). Try having a city millennial drive this.
That's it , how long did you look for that vid !!
Quote from: A.Gramz on March 08, 2019, 02:32:19 PM
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on March 07, 2019, 10:09:24 PM
I have driven 5 & 4 to me that is the toughest , not sure who is steering while you shift both sticks at the same time !!
10 / 15 / 18 are a cakewalk by comparison !!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P6pWCKY_qJo Who need hands on the wheel. (19 sec ish in). Try having a city millennial drive this.
wow... I'd be lost....
Oh yea. I have been driving a concrete mixer truck for almost 20 years now. When I first started we had an old yard truck with double sticks. When your truck broke down or you pissed off the dispatcher you had the luxury of driving that POS. The first time driving it I had to take a load of concrete up a long --pretty steep hill. That was an adventure. I found a low enough gear to move up hill and just left it there. My shifting was deffinately not as smooth as that kids. After a couple of days I almost got the hang of it. Those transmissions were sure built tough tho. This spring I have the pleasure of getting a new truck. It has an automatic in it. Life is good now. :Thud:
Quote from: bentpshrods on March 08, 2019, 04:03:55 PM
Oh yea. I have been driving a concrete mixer truck for almost 20 years now. When I first started we had an old yard truck with double sticks. When your truck broke down or you pissed off the dispatcher you had the luxury of driving that POS. The first time driving it I had to take a load of concrete up a long --pretty steep hill. That was an adventure. I found a low enough gear to move up hill and just left it there. My shifting was deffinately not as smooth as that kids. After a couple of days I almost got the hang of it. Those transmissions were sure built tough tho. This spring I have the pleasure of getting a new truck. It has an automatic in it. Life is good now. :Thud:
I remember the one I drove with a PTO. They told me it means Power Take Off but I was never sure they were telling me the truth. I was a kid back then.
For those following along
PTO is power take off , usually running hydraulics to raise & lower dump box or running a winch or turning the drum on a mixer .
The 5 & 4 is 2 transmissions bolted together so you would select a gear in the main trans & then you have 4 gears in the second trans to change the drive ratio , splitting the main gear 4 times to keep the engine in the powerband , this gives you 20 gears , you shift main into 1 & work through 1-4 in the second trans , then shift into 2 in the main & back to 1 & work through the 4 gears in the second trans up into 5 main & it has to be done in the right order or you have no rotation in the second trans to shift !! Now if that is not confusing enough try down shifting in the reverse order . to make things even worse the second trans shifts in a U pattern not the normal H :Thud:
Once you have driven a 5&4 you will never forget it !!
The Modern 8-10-12-15-18 spd Eaton Roadrangers are so much better :veryexcited:
Thank you. Never was sure. :drinkingbud:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on March 08, 2019, 04:35:18 PM
For those following along
PTO is power take off , usually running hydraulics to raise & lower dump box or running a winch or turning the drum on a mixer .
The 5 & 4 is 2 transmissions bolted together so you would select a gear in the main trans & then you have 4 gears in the second trans to change the drive ratio , splitting the main gear 4 times to keep the engine in the powerband , this gives you 20 gears , you shift main into 1 & work through 1-4 in the second trans , then shift into 2 in the main & back to 1 & work through the 4 gears in the second trans up into 5 main & it has to be done in the right order or you have no rotation in the second trans to shift !! Now if that is not confusing enough try down shifting in the reverse order . to make things even worse the second trans shifts in a U pattern not the normal H :Thud:
Once you have driven a 5&4 you will never forget it !!
The Modern 8-10-12-15-18 spd Eaton Roadrangers are so much better :veryexcited:
I drove my dads 55 White cab over back when I was 18 and I thought that was a trip.
WOW! 2 Transmissions bolted together 20 gears?
I'll pass.......lol
:haha:
Worse than being twins :notsure:
:burnout:
:Thud:
They drive among us!
Jim
Funny Sunday!
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If that is true then my house should be in the Intensive Care Unit :rofl:
Found this old picture of Murray and Ian. Apparently they have been good friends for quite some time. Murray is the one on the left, older a little taller than Ian and with the good looking legs.
:pokeeye: :Stirring: :lurking:
:rofl:
@blown motor (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/blown-motor_52) @jimynick (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/jimynick_55)
:bigthumb:
Quote from: Brads70 on March 10, 2019, 07:28:29 PM
Found this old picture of Murray and Ian. Apparently they have been good friends for quite some time. Murray is the one on the left, older a little taller than Ian and with the good looking legs.
:pokeeye: :Stirring: :lurking:
:rofl:
@blown motor (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/blown-motor_52) @jimynick (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/jimynick_55)
:haha: :rofl: :haha: :rofl: :haha: :rofl: :drinkingbud:
Quote from: Brads70 on March 10, 2019, 07:28:29 PM
Found this old picture of Murray and Ian. Apparently they have been good friends for quite some time. Murray is the one on the left, older a little taller than Ian and with the good looking legs.
:pokeeye: :Stirring: :lurking:
:rofl:
@blown motor (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/blown-motor_52) @jimynick (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/jimynick_55)
You're on a roll lately Brad. :haha:
They control some people too much already :thinking:
:rofl:
I am seriously considering this...
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:fingerscrossed:
Quote from: Brads70 on March 10, 2019, 07:28:29 PM
Found this old picture of Murray and Ian. Apparently they have been good friends for quite some time. Murray is the one on the left, older a little taller than Ian and with the good looking legs.
:pokeeye: :Stirring: :lurking:
:rofl:
@blown motor (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/blown-motor_52) @jimynick (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/jimynick_55)
No,no, no, you've got it all wrong Brad. I'M older than Murray, so that'll be ME on the lft and Murray's the youngin' on the rt who looks like a double amputee on his trike! See where he's worn off his pedals already? He was into burnouts from way back! LOL :bigthumb:
Quote from: jimynick on March 11, 2019, 07:48:45 PM
Quote from: Brads70 on March 10, 2019, 07:28:29 PM
Found this old picture of Murray and Ian. Apparently they have been good friends for quite some time. Murray is the one on the left, older a little taller than Ian and with the good looking legs.
:pokeeye: :Stirring: :lurking:
:rofl:
@blown motor (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/blown-motor_52) @jimynick (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/jimynick_55)
No,no, no, you've got it all wrong Brad. I'M older than Murray, so that'll be ME on the lft and Murray's the youngin' on the rt who looks like a double amputee on his trike! See where he's worn off his pedals already? He was into burnouts from way back! LOL :bigthumb:
:rofl:
Now you know why my legs look like they do. :haha:
Quote from: Slotts on March 11, 2019, 06:32:09 PM
:fingerscrossed:
That looks like Wade's cars.
Wade is one of the greatest guys I ever meet.
Maybe he should keep the club! :thinking:
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Wait a minute....
Hump day funnies....
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My old prior cars were obviously ahead of their time as they made me walk all too often :haha: :rofl: :pullinghair:
Remember having lots of fun with my "Poormans Drone" back in the day. Just no camera then. :D
Almost as bad as telemarketers :pullinghair:
Some new houses are almost that complicated :crying:
Friday funnies...
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I know a guy :looney:
One disconnect between young and old :huh:
When I installed my 340 in my 68 Cuda S I had no help so I ran my winch cable through a pulley block on a beam in the garage with the cable over the roof of the car , pushed the car under the engine when I got the engine high enough & slowly lowered the winch , , got the engine in by myself just working slow & careful . :thinking:
Zoom in if you have to; to read the persons name.
He sure is evil :verymad:
HE who ?
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on March 17, 2019, 10:25:02 PM
HE who ?
The guy in the cartoon above, I forgot to attach the file LMAO :haha: :rofl:
Makes sense now !!
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How light is that?
They actually have a high tech version of an old one like that. :lookatthat:
Honey let's watch a movie....
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Whoops....
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:yes:
Do as I say not as I do :haha:
AI wires thinking 🤔 in order to preserve themselves
Funny Thursday....
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Truth
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If we only knew...
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A good kick in the butt would do it also
:D
Probably coming from Amazon :rofl:
Come on spring.
We know who programmed that smart car, the wife!
:haha: :rofl:
Then when the doorbell rings he'll answer the phone
:D
A man made doppelganger, good or bad? :looney:
Seems that's all they need :thinking:
Is this big enough for you? :haha:
Way too many to remember
one of those days
So skilled
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We all should get out more often
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:haha:
:haha:
Nice!
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on March 31, 2019, 08:03:24 AM
Nice!
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Phhhfff ..... Clearly a Chevy owner. :Stirring:
Battle for the ages, I like both
No foolin'....
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Some just don't get it
Every time I see one of those speed reminder units, I feel the urge to try and peg it at 99... :burnout:
Quote from: 318Stroker on April 01, 2019, 12:35:41 PM
Every time I see one of those speed reminder units, I feel the urge to try and peg it at 99... :burnout:
I always want to be high score on the one in my town!
'
Cats are pretty smart
Fun for hump day
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Even the dog seems to know better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2XbkDfyzQs&feature=youtu.be
:haha:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on April 03, 2019, 09:23:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2XbkDfyzQs&feature=youtu.be
:haha:
So true :haha:
Funny Thursday
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Can't even trust your own watch :Thud:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on April 03, 2019, 09:23:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2XbkDfyzQs&feature=youtu.be
:haha:
That was great
Glad you enjoyed it :twothumbsup:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on April 05, 2019, 06:01:51 AM
Glad you enjoyed it :twothumbsup:
So much truth in all that is said.
Let's also not forget about the static electricity with them.
That's a pretty big phone ☎️
Anyway to make more money :notsure:
We are forgetting even the simple things :help:
Funny Friday...
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yup......
:yessir:
ok who won the lottery and is keeping it quiet?
$3.5-$4 million worth of cars likely .... but how do you decide which one to drive ?
Quote from: anlauto on April 06, 2019, 06:09:55 AM
$3.5-$4 million worth of cars likely .... but how do you decide which one to drive ?
I think that is a conservative estimate! :alan2cents:
Quote from: JS29 on April 06, 2019, 06:14:45 AM
Quote from: anlauto on April 06, 2019, 06:09:55 AM
$3.5-$4 million worth of cars likely .... but how do you decide which one to drive ?
I think that is a conservative estimate! :alan2cents:
:dunno: 47 different cars ...I averaged $75K-$85K per car... :dunno: Who knows what the VINS are ? a lot of 68-69 B Bodies don't carry that high of a value :alan2cents:
Couple for the weekend
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The only exercise some of us are only as likely to get
The older I get the more sense this makes? Is that a bad thing.... :)
:o
Omg Brad, that's terrible!
:veryexcited: :burnout:
The "other" Father Karras
My dad would've made me work the yard instead :rofl:
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Typical
:haha:
Seems accurate...
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Lost at sea is more dangerous
Quote from: anlauto on April 06, 2019, 06:38:44 AM
Quote from: JS29 on April 06, 2019, 06:14:45 AM
Quote from: anlauto on April 06, 2019, 06:09:55 AM
$3.5-$4 million worth of cars likely .... but how do you decide which one to drive ?
I think that is a conservative estimate! :alan2cents:
:dunno: 47 different cars ...I averaged $75K-$85K per car... :dunno: Who knows what the VINS are ? a lot of 68-69 B Bodies don't carry that high of a value :alan2cents:
Another view, from the inside to help your evaluation... I think it's a dealer's inventory, named Hankster's...
https://www.hanksters.com/default.aspx
Ben
Best Werewolf Transformation scene. :pullinghair: :bricks:
:haha:
I got the fever!
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I need one of those signs! I bought two in the last month, I've got it BAD! :haha:
Quote from: blown motor on April 09, 2019, 01:06:39 PM
I need one of those signs! I bought two in the last month, I've got it BAD! :haha:
Fortunately Cowbell Brewing is only a 20 minute drive for me.
https://cowbellbrewing.com/
"Northerners will get it"
Yes, let's blame the house now!
Anyway to save a dime :thumbdown:
:haha: ............ that's what I've been doing wrong all these years...
Quote from: BIGSHCLUNK on April 10, 2019, 07:09:43 AM
:haha: ............ that's what I've been doing wrong all these years...
Hey I happen to be one of "them employees" who demand too much...
:haha:
:stop:
Jim
Simple things made more complicated :dunno:
Getting Medieval almost as bad as college :haha:
Can't say I would ever have one of those things in my home but...... :)
Deep thoughts....... :thinking:
Remember those gasoline station folded maps that opened up forever? :Thud:
:haha:
Cool video of all the 1971 Hemicuda convertibles thanks to artist Robin McQueen :twothumbsup:
Soon to be available in posters too !
Beer 6 pak Abs
Funny Friday
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My folks might have thought it appropriate :pullinghair: :rofl:
Yes, Duct tape, the go to for all shade tree mechanics :wrenching:
:(
Jim
Your phone has been compromised
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Trying to save a little money can have consequences :bricks:
Computer tech still a mystery to some :notsure:
Maybe better than some real doctors :haha:
:haha:
Remember to round down
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Work through the pain!
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on April 16, 2019, 08:33:47 AM
Work through the pain!
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Haha so true.
And then !@#$ I remember that I forgot to button up my V neck shirt. Again...
Some still don't get it :notsure:
:haha:
Quote from: 303 Mopar on April 15, 2019, 03:06:24 PM
Remember to round down
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Oh boy, does this bring back memories.
I don't recall if I had to tell them at the DMV what I paid for my '70 Challenger, or show them the proof. Anyway, the woman at the counter said, "Oh honey, that must be some car". :yes:
Quote from: MEK-Dangerous on April 16, 2019, 01:02:08 PM
Quote from: 303 Mopar on April 15, 2019, 03:06:24 PM
Remember to round down
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Oh boy, does this bring back memories.
I don't recall if I had to tell them at the DMV what I paid for my '70 Challenger, or show them the proof. Anyway, the woman at the counter said, "Oh honey, that must be some car". :yes:
I bought a 74 Ramcharger from my best friend for $1. DMV said "If this was a gift then just say it was a gift." I had to tell her no I gave him a dollar.
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Big day today!!
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Hummm?
Sure the cat 🐱 did it :andyangel:
Is this what is considered rebuilt on :ebay: ??? :haha: :rofl:
Jim
Found the problem. Right rear turn wire! You can't make this stuff up!
:thinking: So, if you keep pressing the clutch pedal back and forth it works like a turn signal? :huh:
Jim
Darn identity theft....
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Complicating a simple process
Then the fight started......
:Thud:
That's pretty bad :haha:
Almost getting human :)
Here we see who the real dog is :rofl:
.
:lurking:
:stop:
Yup, good luck with that!
8)
License plate frame I saw on a late model Cougar last week:
"My other Cougar is your Mom"
:)
:)
:haha:
Some traditions need spicing up
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on April 20, 2019, 11:37:57 PM
:haha:
It may not be the healthiest salad but it is the sexiest :haha:
Oh boy can I relate..... :haha:
:haha:
Starting the week off right...
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We all have our issues :crazytalk:
Trying to save time with logic :thinking:
Beware: There are swear words in this video.
If swear words offend you, please do not click on the video. For the rest of you, check this out.
I loved doing this!
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:yes:
Translation: When a friend helps you start a rebuilt engine
CAUTION: F-BOMB AT THE END
Quote from: Jay Bee on April 23, 2019, 05:13:49 AM
Translation: When a friend helps you start a rebuilt engine
CAUTION: F-BOMB AT THE END
:haha: another classic that never gets old!
Walk, are you kidding, they will run 🏃♀️ first instead 😝
Some have no life
Good idea...
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Hate when that happens...
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Not so Politically Correct but there's a nice prize.
That's what we all say in the beginning :rofl:
Now-a-days that might be true but back in our day we used them until they rusted and fell apart :haha:
Ad campaign way back when.
Quote from: Jay Bee on April 24, 2019, 01:54:49 PM
Ad campaign way back when.
Extra large snack sack?? :thinking:
Hump day funnies...
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Good 'ol days....
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If dogs could talk :haha:
:haha:
Just like our politicians :yes:
To some of us that is a true emergency :rofl:
:bigthumb: :haha:
He has your eyes...
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on April 27, 2019, 03:48:34 AM
He has your eyes...
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So nice they adopted...
Closing the barn door after the horse is out :notsure: :haha:
Seems about right...
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:haha:
I hate both types
Monday again :rolleyes:
Maybe he should carry the keys more often :haha:
Even the dog knows better :haha:
:bravo:
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::)
Obviously there isn't! :haha:
Glad I'm retired :haha:
Some of us can relate...
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:yes:
2 for hump day
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treat them like children
Then the drones will wreck into each other :haha:
Might be a repost, but If so I thought it was worth it?
Umm do you have Sams # handy ?
Not sure where to post this "hot Charger" but WOW!! :rubeyes: :bravo:https://www.foxnews.com/auto/matchstick-artist-dodge-charger
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Tank car might be from death race !!
this may not be a smart car but it is about the same size !!
Bet, He'll get lost on the way to the kitchen :haha:
Sort of funny as there are some "Workaholics" among us
Been there , trying to enjoy life more now
:o
Jim
So true...
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They start young
Sad but very true
:bigthumb:
Plan B
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on May 03, 2019, 11:03:41 AM
:bigthumb:
Plan B
With exception of vehicle of choice...
Agreed , couldn't find the same picture with a Hellcat or Viper !!
Which one are you?
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What I have read is that if your airbag goes off you bettr have your hands in the Mom position or it will break your arms :alan2cents:
Face recognition error :haha:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on May 04, 2019, 01:00:40 AM
What I have read is that if your airbag goes off you bettr have your hands in the Mom position or it will break your arms :alan2cents:
Yup. That is why instructions changed from 2 and 10 to at most 3 and 9.
:vipermanhiding:
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Ok this one is bad !
Bringing some humanity back :haha:
I'd rather throw the robo callers out the window :pullinghair:
Very understanding child :grouphug:
:yes:
So true...
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Hey, our neighbor just drove into the driveway with a new Ford! :haha: :rofl:
Jim
Can never catch up :bricks:
Priorities are priorities
Sometimes it's just not real
Words have different meanings at different times
At least give him credit for ingenuity
The truth is they just want to save electricity
Mile High City...
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on May 03, 2019, 08:27:37 PM
Which one are you?
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"Which one are you?"
Color Blind 8)
Hate when this happens...
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:yes:
Clean up by force
A travelers best friend :haha:
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Godzilla can have any Woman he wants! In any town he goes!
Well...Because he's Godzilla.
Godzilla don't take no BullSh!t from anybody.
When Godzilla strolls into town...Everybody knows it and makes a clear path for his entrance.
Ok so here in Panama we have a store called moose & in the picture you can clearly see 2 of the mascots ...... do you think I should tell them ??? :thinking:
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Fan stomach what's the difference
Funny Sunday...
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I'm a "defective Canadian" I guess as I don't watch Hockey.... or any other sport for that matter but it sure is fun to poke fun at the Leafs......
::)
So funny...
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Funny Monday...
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HAHA lotta truth here....
Not even going to work :pullinghair:
Only relate if Mopar parts otherwise don't care too much :D
:burnout:
:headbang:
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Attempted Fratzog. Hey, you gotta give it to 'em! :bigthumb:
Jim
Funny Thursday...
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:haha:
The Borg are among us :'(
That is pretty positive proof :haha:
Seriously...
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Always remember the importance of saving the environment!
:driving:
:wrenching: A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do!!!!
What are telephone poles??? :haha:
The original drone :rofl:
So true...
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on May 19, 2019, 07:39:37 PM
So true...
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That was could've been me, but I had a Captain America bike.
No worries, there is parent watching over them....
That was me ! I doubt I wore the same style pants, but I had almost the exact same bike at one time and I bet there's photos taking by my Mom of me jumping the neighbourhood kids just like that....too funny for sure :clapping:
:haha:
Hi everyone,
I have come to say goodbye to this forum which I love so much!
My wife says that I'm peaking at this forum every 2 seconds and she can no longer stand it.
In the following fight she gave me the choice; either her or this forum!
So I'll be offline for a few minutes to help her pack her bags en call her a cab. I'll be right back!
It is all about priorities , my wife had the same struggle :bigthumb:
Snap your fingers....
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on May 19, 2019, 07:39:37 PM
So true...
Yup, and I have photos to prove it. From the perspectives of both in the air and from from underneath it .
What a difference time makes
Always trying to save a penny
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:rofl:
Powerful stuff...
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Funny weekend.....
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:bigthumb:
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Four for one treats
:haha:
:unitedstates:
Would like to give them an electric shock also :verymad:
ain't it the truth..... sad!
This is me for sure
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:haha:
Another quad of laughs :haha:
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:bigthumb:
Not so bad as long as they did not take the Mopar in the garage :haha: :rofl:
Another miscellaneous grouping
:yes:
Whatever it takes to keep them going
Always good to know where ya stand....
If only it was that easy LOL
That's one approach ?
:haha:
I love the Muppets!!
:soshelp: Gasin up yer Tesla
Quote from: blown motor on June 01, 2019, 10:19:36 AM
I love the Muppets!!
:iagree: A great show for all ages, my grandfather would laugh out loud at it even, he loved to 2 old men in the balcony. ( me too) Wish they made shows like that again.....
Quote from: YellowThumper on June 01, 2019, 12:40:32 PM
Animal is the best
I agree !
I actually watched a few muppet episodes & it was more of a music show than skits , not as good as the memories IMO
:haha:
Take your kid to work day gone wrong...... or right depending on your perspectives?
getting more detailed all the time! :ohyeah:
Not easy leaving all that tech behavior behind
:-X
They always try anyway
Even in the sand...
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You must have taken that picture down here on the beach !!
:haha:
Another dual for one
:-X
:Thud:
:yes:
He's still a geek unless he owned a Mopar
Expecting too much?
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on June 05, 2019, 07:10:47 PM
He's still a geek unless he owned a Mopar
Hmm another gold digger :sorry:
There are other ways...
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So that's how they do it...
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Mustang guys still do that 😝
:barf:
:yessir:
:bigthumb:
I miss those days...
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:fingerscrossed:
Murrays creed :twothumbsup:
Learning by example
the all powerful remote
Hey Bigs, you need this sign on the fence at your yard! :D
:thinking:
So proud...
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on June 07, 2019, 08:10:43 PM
So proud...
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:rofl: good one!
Please make up my mind :pullinghair:
:bricks:
Priced to sell!
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Hard to ignore
:headbang:
'Merica
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Even before high tech some needed an interpreter
Hump day funnies...
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Pretty dirty kid :)
Just plain tired
:rofl:
Vancouver grocery store trying to shame customers into bringing their own cloth bags.
A lot of truth in that
My security system would hang the other way
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:iagree:
,
E-Bodies.org only permitted :haha:
New twist to down sizing :thinking:
I tried.
:D
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Buy him a Mopar instead
:haha:
The never ending battle of man and toilet seat :haha:
Teaching an old man new tricks not as easy as a teaching a dog :rofl:
Quote from: 71-440 on June 15, 2019, 07:50:52 PM
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I could use him digging the foundation .
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Love this stuff!
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.
Most importantly "Who is Tina ?"
LOL
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on June 17, 2019, 05:50:50 PM
Teaching an old man new tricks not as easy as a teaching a dog :rofl:
Yep been there with my daughter.
HS senior that just graduated this year.
She took AP calculus because it was "fun" :thinking:
Obviously not cute to the dog :haha:
Have to be smarter than our Smart Appliances these days :thinking:
:P
:thinking: :bigmoney:
Hump day fun ....
:stop:
For us single fellas...
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puny guy.....
That second one is me. Lord help the poor bastard......
Obviously a failure to communicate
A barking dog would probably be better
Everyday....
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Quote from: Chryco Psycho on June 19, 2019, 09:54:11 PM
Broken leg worth it ?
...least he got the packages ! now's there proof of a crime..... The lady will likely sue the home owner since she got hurt on their property :looney:
I bet if she bought him a Mopar he would recover
Indeed, the original mail server
:haha:
How true! Can you ID this vehicle?
Quote from: Brads70 on June 20, 2019, 05:41:55 PM
How true! Can you ID this vehicle?
Kinda looks like a late 50s Chrysler :thinking:
57 Ply
Way too late for me :rofl:
You get what you pay for :takemymoney:
Kinda missing the point :haha:
Kinda like this picture ... Why go out to eat & pay for food if no one is paying any attn to the people who are there . Might as well sit on the couch eating Cheetos
Especially if an e-body for sale cheap :haha:
When letting things go too long it usually will cost more
The young have a lot to teach us also
This is why you need a cat!
Quote from: Brads70 on June 24, 2019, 03:34:41 PM
This is why you need a cat!
And a mouse trap, cat can't fit were a mouse can. :no:
:notsure:
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That gives zip your files and a whole new meaning
That movie must've been "the titanic"
:)
:)
:rolleyes:
Still remember those big suckers :haha:
Spoiled dog
Meals on wheels !! :haha:
No wonder why the Cuda is not done...
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:haha:
.
:drunk:
Some can't take a hint :notsure:
:haha: :rofl:
.
Dog owners always understand :)
One way to see the silver lining :haha:
Always....
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on July 01, 2019, 10:17:43 AM
Always....It's called Vacuum!
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A salute to all Fathers dedicated to their children's happiness :bigthumb:
got my tie rod fixed today! :lookatthat:
Quote from: Brads70 on July 01, 2019, 05:59:40 PM
got my tie rod fixed today! :lookatthat:
Sometimes bush fixes are necessary.
Quote from: YellowThumper on July 01, 2019, 07:54:33 PM
Quote from: Brads70 on July 01, 2019, 05:59:40 PM
got my tie rod fixed today! :lookatthat:
Sometimes bush fixes are necessary.
I've needed a bush fix for awhile now... :vipermanhiding:
NUDE BEACH ....... !!!
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger
than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother
that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:
'Daddy is talking to the
silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
:haha:
Even Abe Lincoln is getting Spocked now as well
https://dangerousminds.net/comments/bank_of_canada_urges_star_trek_fans_to_stop_spocking_their_fivers?fbclid=IwAR3w6eJroLJ9VhLxEbeN-MFRXdu5fX8A5sEsZiOe010fHalsnS-MTVqYq2w
:bravo:
Again priorities are priorities :haha:
Just like some parents :haha:
:rubeyes:
Technological advances are affecting all our lives
Easy enough to forget
.
Seems the more we rely on technology the dumber we get :rofl: :crying:
.
Here Doggie doggie :haha: and spoiled kids
I think I'll just use my sleeve...
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This is brilliant!
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Would be most useful to an e-body mechanic :wrenching:
Democracy at work in a plane, ya right they would do that! :rofl:
Seems most teens go through this stage :haha:
:haha:
Wrong Jackson maybe?
Darn taxes
More junk than laptop
Real Smart kid
That would help older folks as well
Parenthood can be a dangerous endeavor
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Sounds more like down grading
That's a great idea even today!
A "Dam Good" Canadian product
Yowza!
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Too bad e-bodies can't be rude and fix themselves :crying: :rofl:
Just say you retired
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Some of us work on our Mopars this way half at a time :rofl:
Can't get away from nagging even lost on an island :haha: :rofl:
Quote from: Jay Bee on July 15, 2019, 05:27:37 AM
A "Dam Good" Canadian product
Worked with a knuckle head who insisted to be called Beaver, I think he was from Ontario... probably :pokeeye:
Not exactly Exercise
:rofl:
Jim
Quote from: Cudakiller70 on July 16, 2019, 01:58:04 PM
Worked with a knuckle head who insisted to be called Beaver, I think he was from Ontario... probably :pokeeye:
:cheers:
Proud parent!
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:haha:
Usually the other way around
Wrong tool for the job
I'd do that but for a new e-body instead of a phone :rofl:
My phone really weighs down my pants belt
Good work Mystery Machine!
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Yearbook to remember
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Must be quite a feat to type on that keyboard
Farmer wishin he was a Big Wheeler. :bravo:
They always are better :haha:
Like when he told her his e-body was complete :rofl:
,
:haha: :rofl:
Come back in 1971 and buy all the 'Cuda's possible :haha:
They come in all sizes and shapes
He would be more euphoric if she bought him an e-body :twothumbsup:
The voices....
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Brilliant idea!
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A new product from JS Restorations!!!
It's a universal technology repair kit. Originally designed for computers, this will also work on laptops, tablets, flat screens, dvrs and cell phones!
Jim
I will take two! :ohyeah:
Life choices
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Quote from: Chryco Psycho on July 25, 2019, 08:20:05 AM
Do you have any left Jim or are you sold out ??
@Slotts (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/slotts_104)
After my first huge blow out sale, I am out of stock! :o :)
Jim
:haha:
Or the E-mail server! :foul: :haha:
He obviously hacked into a Mopar "aficionados" bank account because we never have enough money for them :wrenching: :haha:
It was this big :ohyeah: and had a Hemi in it too :rubeyes:
Today's modern Genie 🧞♂️ the remote
Quote from: Slotts on July 25, 2019, 10:08:07 AM
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on July 25, 2019, 08:20:05 AM
Do you have any left Jim or are you sold out ??
@Slotts (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/slotts_104)
After my first huge blow out sale, I am out of stock! :o :)
Jim
Let me guess..... 4th of July sale went off with a bang?
..... groan.
:D
Moo
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Still funny as hell 40 plus years later.
Pics from the day after
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Some don't like keeping it simple
some truth here....
Must be a Canadian invention? :notsure:
Not much of a sports fan but this one made me giggle..... :haha:
Real proactive kid
To keep the wife from seeing him sounds more like a security device to me :haha:
The band Soundgarden does and awesome cover of Earache My Eye. You can hear it on You Tube or Spotify. I love that song. And think Cheech and Chong were awesome comedians. I saw them a handful of years ago, and they actually performed the song live as part of the act! Such a great movie too. Thanks
@Topcat (https://forum.e-bodies.org/mlist/topcat_46)
Cat lovers will understand
:bricks:
:bricks:
When your best friend drives a Mustang :haha:
Probably nothing to worry about as my GPS is often wrong :haha:
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INTERESTING OBSERVATION
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
And...
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE amazing fact is, the higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. There must be a shit load of people in Ottawa playing marbles.
Actually they lost their marbles too :Thud:
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I guess every parent did, but when my kids were little I told them that's how they grow Hot Dogs :haha:
:haha:
Yup, that will surely keep them away
Who knows that may be around the corner soon
Seems plausible to me? :notsure:
The new tech language
Truth!
Oops 😬 I put a new e-body in your car 🚗 space instead would sound better :haha:
My kind of girl, riding a Barracuda in a bikini :rofl:
:rubeyes:
:stop:
Not everything is what it seems
It can work both ways
Guy does a great job voicing the bike engines (50 seconds long).
Past and Present
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Old habits die hard :haha:
:yes:
:thinking:
When you went fishing; drank all day, then went to a Stripper bar.
And then you're confused...
Back to School time
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Some live more on the throne than others :rofl:
Looks like Marijuana lol :haha:
haha
Actually might be the best place for it :haha:
Trying to hide the obvious
Truth!
Dad had a non tech way of syncing us-----called a belt :rofl:
That's it for anymore suggestions :haha:
Life's Demerit System
All men who have been married, and men in general, will attest to the wisdom in this post.
Do something she likes and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a non-exhaustive guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed. (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows. (-10)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-3)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)
But return with Beer. (-5)
PROTECTIVE DUTIES
You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing. (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is something. (+5)
You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side for the entire party. (+1)
Stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend. (-2)
Named Tina (-10)
Tina is a dancer. (-20)
Tina has breast implants. (-40)
HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner. (+2)
You take her out to dinner, and it's not a sports bar. (+3)
Okay, it's a sports bar. (-2)
And its all-you-can-eat night. (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie. (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes. (+5)
You take her to a movie you hate. (+6)
You take her to a movie you like. (-2)
It's called 'Death Cop.' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans. (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30)
You say to her, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-80)
THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5)
(Yes, you lose points no matter what)
You hesitate in responding. (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
You give any other response. (-40)
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression. (+2)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4,000)
When you read Hulks quotes....Remember to sound like he talks what he's saying.
CLEARWATER, FLORIDA—Scandal rocked the pro wrestling world this week as Terry "Hulk" Hogan began feuding with popular genomics and biotechnology company 23andMe over results gathered from one of the company's genetic ancestry testing kits. The six-time WCW and WWF heavyweight champion, known for mega-flops like Suburban Commando and Santa with Muscles as well as his Gawker-bankrupting and childhood-debasing extramarital sextape with Heather Clem, took to Twitter to voice his displeasure after he received news from the company that forced him to question his most fundamental belief: that you, me and all of us are his "brothers."
I thought it would be a fun goof," said a baffled Hogan, who had received the test as a gift from his wife. "I figured, I dont need some tube to tell me I'm a Hulkamaniac just like all of the other little boys and girls in this world, dude, but it'd be fun anyway!" Hogan sent the test in and went on with his life—saying prayers, eating vitamins and galavanting with his longtime manager Jimmy Hart.
Everything seemed fine for the Hulkster—until the results came back. "86% European descent," the wrestler said, "What the fuck does that even mean?" Even worse, the results didn't appear to have any metric included for measuring brotherhood or Hulkamania in the first place, but did indicate the 65-year-old wrestler was at an increased risk for Parkinson's disease.
"Apparently these stooges want a visit from the Hulkster's 24-inch pythons," Hogan said before tearing his shirt off in anger. "For decades I've said that my fans, my colleagues and my children were all my brothers. Now this website is telling me I'm zero percent Hulka-anything? I don't think so, bruh...br...bruth..." he said before trailing off, donning another shirt and sadly tearing it off.
As of press time, an inconsolable Hogan was blubbering his way through a list of inherited traits such as "Silly Jellyfish Tentacle Hairline" and an increased risk for "Crispy Chicken Skin" on his forearms, in addition to a diagnosis of something called "Bigot's Brow."
I miss all that Silly shit in the late 70's
Unfortunately works better than throwing it in the trash
Even our house has an opinion :haha:
I can't hear you?
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:rofl:
Dog owners may disagree :haha:
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35 plus years later...
They make it sound worse than it really is
Maybe not proper but very effective :haha:
The plans of mice and man :haha:
Store in SoCal may want to fix the lights.
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:(
Now why didn't I think of that! :idea:
YUP!
Special light weight racing valves, double your mileage!
Quote from: Brads70 on August 15, 2019, 03:45:10 PM
Special light weight racing valves, double your mileage!
Those are for swirl chamber heads.
:haha:
Quote from: Cudakiller70 on August 15, 2019, 06:27:13 PM
Quote from: Brads70 on August 15, 2019, 03:45:10 PM
Special light weight racing valves, double your mileage!
Those are for swirl chamber heads.
Decompression valves? :notsure: :haha:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on August 15, 2019, 06:47:46 PM
:haha:
Regarding "healer Clara" It's a miracle I tell you! :rofl:
Sounds like something a dog would say :haha:
a two for one special
:haha:
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Taking one for the team :haha:
I see no teeth in that boys future :rofl:
LOL
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One way to give it a different meaning
Way too many and way too often
Yup, robocalls are actually that bad :Thud: :rofl:
So true...
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Quote from: bentpshrods on August 17, 2019, 03:56:44 PM
LOL
Your post reminded me of the guard shack at the Igloo factory in Katy Tx....
Intelligent chairs now no less :haha:
Quote from: 1 Wild R/T on August 19, 2019, 09:55:14 PM
Quote from: bentpshrods
link=topic=269.msg170874#msg170874 date=1566082604
LOL
Your post reminded me of the guard shack at the Igloo factory in Katy Tx....
Quote from: 1 Wild R/T on August 19, 2019, 09:55:14 PM
Quote from: bentpshrods on August 17, 2019, 03:56:44 PM
LOL
Your post reminded me of the guard shack at the Igloo factory in Katy Tx....
Quote from: 1 Wild R/T on August 19, 2019, 09:55:14 PM
Quote from: bentpshrods on August 17, 2019, 03:56:44 PM
LOL
Your post reminded me of the guard shack at the Igloo factory in Katy Tx....
I drive past that Igloo factory once in awhile, may have to stop and take a look at that ! Never noticed it !
Just got this in an email entitled:
Mexican Precision Driving - Until The Cops Showed Up. Apologies if it's a repeat.
Oh ya!
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Back to School
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High tech cheating
Yes looks can be deceiving :haha:
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:haha:
Proper response
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Just because you wear a Mopar hat doesn't mean you own one :haha:
Forget buying a house buy an e-body :rofl:
The new generation is used to these :haha:
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How addicting is that even an alien can't live without it :bricks:
We are very inventive sometimes
Should be bow tie toilet paper!
Quote from: 71-440 on August 23, 2019, 06:01:21 PM
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Quote from: JS29 on August 24, 2019, 06:08:37 AM
Should be bow tie toilet paper!Quote from: 71-440 on August 23, 2019, 06:01:21 PM
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Or both! :vipermanhiding:
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Just have them do it :haha:
Some still do it the "Old Fashioned" way :haha:
:haha:
The good news is and the bad news is 😜
My schedule
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:thinking:
:bradsthumb:
They don't believe you so they have to go check :haha:
Cat knows how just giving humans a hard time
Another two for one
Old folks can be stubborn
Ram power!
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Impossible keeping up with all those passwords :pullinghair:
Impossible keeping up with unpredictable kids also :haha:
:lookatthat:
:haha:
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Oh yes...
Smell and sounds together
:haha: :rofl:
Big four for one :haha:
Might have been the school I went to !!
:vipermanhiding:
bye :bye:
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Quote from: CudaMoparRay on September 05, 2019, 03:49:51 PM
Big four for one :haha:
Weak Dude. :stop:
You're putting us all to sleep. :sorry:
Your jokes suck. Give it a rest. :stop:
Quote from: Topcat on September 06, 2019, 10:04:20 PM
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on September 05, 2019, 03:49:51 PM
Big four for one :haha:
Weak Dude. :stop:
You're putting us all to sleep. :sorry:
Your jokes suck. Give it a rest. :stop:
I understand they are "Nerdy" and if they put you to sleep then read them before your bedtime and get a good rest :rubeyes:
Another two for good measure :cheers:
I say keep 'em coming. Keeps the thread alive and overall, they aren't half bad. Don't like 'em, nobody's forcing you to read them.
I just can't believe he hasn't ran out of them yet :bravo:
Sometimes Mopars as well..... :('
I can relate.... :tired:
:o natural selection should have taken over.....
Shheesh the dude forgot vise grips to hold the I beam to the ladder..... what a goof!
Quote from: Brads70 on September 07, 2019, 07:47:26 AM
:o natural selection should have taken over.....
Shheesh the dude forgot vise grips to hold the I beam to the ladder..... what a goof!
That's funny....because the longer you do look you see it gets worse and worse...he started with Propane tanks... :rofl:
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:haha:
:haha:
Throw an e-body in there instead
I would so put this in the wife's flower garden if I could find one! :rofl:
Even the refrigerator doesn't like vegetables
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:thinking:
:sorry:
That's why it's free TV
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Hang on tight!
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The old-fashioned way isn't too bad either
One "hell" of an idea.
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Very smooth approach :haha:
Wish they were Mopar parts
:huh:
Jim
A two for one
Some more to round things out
:rubeyes:
:dunno:
Hard time distinguishing reality
My dad would have responded: "I bet this ass-whopping I'm about to give you will refresh your memory right quick!" :haha: :rofl:
And BTW what allowance? :notsure: :rofl:
.
Hard to tell which is worse :Thud:
:bigthumb:
Couple more for your viewing pleasure :haha:
Quote from: bentpshrods on September 16, 2019, 06:28:08 PM
:bigthumb:
Do you know how long it took for me to realize there were words in that picture, much less realize what order they were in? :drunk: :inlove: :drunk:
If the Bible says it then it must be true...
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They just keep coming :banana:
You have to remember the 80's to get this one.....
:crazytalk:
:bradsthumb:
:looney:
Kids as spoiled as they want to be :haha:
8)
Some of you may remember this but I thought it was worth another look.
1997 Jeep Cherokee (XJ)
220K Miles
4.0 L in-line 6
4WD
AUTOMATIC Transmission
Bright Red
Straight Stock
Crank Windows, no cruise, no tilt, no delay wiper, no nonsense
POWER MIRRORS! Woo Hoo!
$1750
Here's the deal, kids:
This is a Jeep Cherokee. This is not a luxury SUV, or a maintenance-free disposable import. It has solid front axles, wind noise, and character.
It's a Jeep. It rides like a Jeep. It drives like a Jeep. All of these are GOOD things.
It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used. This will be apparent in the pictures.
If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and ***** a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bull**** job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid ****: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.
Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?
Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."?
While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit that from here with the .22 ..."?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?
Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project?
Is your ol' lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage?
-could you not care less?
Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride?
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?
Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?
If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.
DETAILS:
-I am the second owner. First owner barely got it dirty and engaged the front axles once.
-I have remedied this excessive caretaking with muddy roads and a pile of fun.
-The motor uses a little oil. How much? I don't know, I'm not collecting statistical analysis points.
I check the oil, I fill the oil, I drive. Not enough to bother me.
-It leaks a little oil. How much? Not enough for me to care. It has 220,000 miles, Poindexter!
If you have a vehicle with 220K NOT leaking or burning oil, it's empty!
-Rear bumper has a big-ass crease in it. I dented it backing into a concrete pole. Sober.
We drove away giggling, for the record. Haven't fixed it.
-Driver's side door was caught by the wind, whipped forward, got into the LF quarter panel.
-Radiator has a small leak. Pinhole. I can replace the radiator or you can. Really doesn't matter
A new radiator and hoses will run $145. If you don't want to replace them I will.
Add $250 to the price of vehicle. This includes radiator, hoses, and labor (beer). A freaking bargain.
-The badass little 4.0L bullet-proof in-line six starts and runs like the proverbial champ.
-Tranny and 4WD operate perfectly
-Tires will need replaced in a couple thousand miles. I haven't upgraded because I had plans:
Had planned a small lift, upgrade to 17" Wrangler wheels, and more aggressive tires.
Life got in the way - it ain't happening.
-Zombie stickers on the right rear window stay. My daughter's idea, take it up with her.
-Flogging Molly sticker stays as well. They kick ass, so there.
QUESTIONS:
-Why are you selling?
I can't justify owning it anymore. Motorsickles, kiddos, work, travel, and beer have consumed my time and money.
Someone else needs to appreciate the Jeep for what it is: awesome mechanical artistry.
-What's wrong with it?
Radiator. Small oil leaks. Driver's side door cosmetic issues.
And it's pissed it has been neglected and parked. It needs rescued.
-Does the 4WD work?
Hell yes. Like a Dickensian Orphan.
-Will you sell me the [engine / tranny / rear door / axle / etc.]?
No. I'm not in the salvage business. Buy the Jeep. Love the Jeep. Give the Jeep a home.
-Will you take [insert ridiculously stupid low number here]?
No. If I wanted [ridiculously low number] I would have asked [ridiculously low number]
Want a cheap car? Get your kid that lowered tuner piece of **** honda project down the road.
I think I'm plenty cheap for this bad mofo.
-Why is it still stock?
Because I bought it for a daily driver with the intention of turning it into a project.
I haven't had the time to do so. So I am selling it.
-Can I put a 6" lift and giant tires on it?
I don't give a ****. But be sure to use quality components and for God's sake - get it aligned after a lift!
-Would this make a good car for my daughter?
Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything.
-Can you deliver?
Within reason. I'd drive it a hundred miles or so. But really, you should come get it. Look it over. Have a beer. Etc.
-Will you take a check / cashier's check / Western Union Transfer / Nigerian Promissory Note?
Would you take a ball pein hammer to the forehead?
No. I'll take Cash. Period. Bring cash or don't show.
-Will you ship to -?
No. See above.
-No, really, all I have is [lowball dollar amount]?
That's great, I don't give a ****. Unicef ain't running this deal, and until they do I want $1750.
Why? Because I don't HAVE to sell this little beauty. Truth be known, I'd rather keep it.
But if it's going to a good home - I will sell. Unless you're an asshole - then no sale.
-Why are you such a dick?
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.
Any other questions, feel free to reply to this email and ask.
Fargo ??
Three for one night
I look forward to your funnies every day Ray! Keep em coming please.
Quote from: cuda hunter on September 22, 2019, 07:26:22 AM
I look forward to your funnies every day Ray! Keep em coming please.
X2! :haha:
:bigthumb:
Teaching the obvious no doubt
more like maxi wheats !!
Not really sure I am ready to cross this.
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Seen this tonight on a car next to us.
Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk
USA factory with a sense of humor
Everybody is going high tech :Thud:
:unbelievable:
Never enough of anything
:notsure:
:thinking:
Even the dog knows better :rofl:
Took this picture a couple days ago. Hoping I could come up with a good quip about it.
I got nuthin...
Feel free to add your caption for it.
Anyone feeling "punny" ?
:stop:
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https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-festival-of-exploding-hammers-san-juan-de-la-vega-mexico
The good old festival of the exploding sledgehammers !
we seem to have an explosive theme through most of this page !!
:thinking:
Things don't always go our way :bricks:
:thinking:
Opps!
Jim
Quote from: Slotts on September 28, 2019, 07:14:02 AM
Opps!
Jim
First and last day on job all rolled in one.
Just waiting for the structural integrity inspection bill to come in now.
Quote from: YellowThumper on September 28, 2019, 12:04:01 PM
Quote from: Slotts on September 28, 2019, 07:14:02 AM
Opps!
Jim
First and last day on job all rolled in one.
Just waiting for the structural integrity inspection bill to come in.
There is almost nothing that speed and distance won't solve! Should have had a Hemi! :D
I doubt the most valuable asset is 53 ' ahead anymore ::)
:haha:
:rofl:
Computers can be troublesome :Thud:
:haha:
:o
Jim
Sometimes they just don't get it :haha:
Cordodge posted this one on facebook.... made me laugh.
Quote from: Slotts on September 30, 2019, 08:54:33 AM
:o
Jim
My neighbor is a Safety Supervisor for the local gas company.... A few years ago he had a tree that needed some mistletoe pruned out of it, the mistletoe was pretty high... He used an extension ladder to get as high as he could then used a pole saw to attempt to reach the mistletoe... He was about 30" short.... What to do what to do.... Yup, he parked his truck beside the tree and put the ladder in the bed of the truck....
On the one side I respect that he got the job done... On the other I find it pretty hypocritical to write up people for safety violations then go home and do something like that...
:haha:
It really feels that way sometimes :bricks: :Thud:
Also good excuse when working secretly on our cars :wrenching:
If it's a repeat, my apologizes.
Would not doubt it
Better to merge into one big one
:unbelievable:
similar !!
:crying:
Jim
It happens....
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:haha:
Thinking out of the box can sometimes put you in the doghouse
Treat people right you never know
Any excuse to have some wine
At least learn how to play the part correctly
:D
:rolleyes:
:drunk:
That's the truth !
Quote from: 73440 on October 05, 2019, 10:03:33 AM
That's the truth !
Those there can get you into "Two Worlds of Trouble" :haha: :rofl: :rubeyes:
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on October 05, 2019, 12:19:17 PM
Quote from: 73440 on October 05, 2019, 10:03:33 AM
That's the truth !
Those there can get you into "Two Worlds of Trouble" :haha: :rofl: :rubeyes:
"global warming" at it's finest! :D
Proof positive that the world can be in your hands
.
:yes:
:takealook:
Pretty Smooth!
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:haha:
Some older folks have a hard time with new technology :soshelp: :help:
Just some bad ideas :haha:
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:thinking:
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or Jiffy pop popcorn maybe? :notsure: :haha:
Quote from: 71-440 on October 07, 2019, 07:13:42 PM
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10 Quatloo's for the newcomer. :cool:
made me giggle.....
:Thud:
:haha:
Not on the same page
:o
Everyone's got buds like this.
Hard to find the real thing
Turtles can be sneaky bastards.
I have one and she is around 95 years old. Tries to escape when she hears me in and out of backyard gate. Caught her hiding behind a box just waiting for me to leave gate open. Lost her once and was found 2 houses away in garage. Preparing for hibernation.
Pic she ate a strawberry
:haha:
:haha: :rofl:
Jim
From the Rotherman UK Bugle.
Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital
A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session, left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment.
Vintage film fan and part time plus size model Tracey Munter (23), had visited the Ink It Good Tattoo Emporium on Wellgate last week to have the finishing touches applied to a double buttock representation of the chariot race scene from the iconic 1959 film, Ben Hur.
Tattooist Jason Burns takes up the story.
"It was a big job in more ways than one." he told us,
"I'd just lit a roll up and was finishing off a centurions helmet. It's delicate, close up work. Next thing is, I sense a slight ripple in the buttock cleavage area just around Charlton Heston's whip, and a hissing sound – more of a whoosh than a rasp – and before I know what's happening, there's a flame shooting from her arse to my fag and my beards gone up like an Aussie bush fire."
Jason says he rushed to the studio sink to quell the flames, only to turn round and see Tracey frantically fanning her buttock area with a damp towel. The flames had travelled down the gas cloud and set fire to her thong which was smoking like a cheap firework.
"To be honest", said Jason,
"I didn't even realise she was wearing one. You'd need a sodding mining licence and a torch to find out for sure. She could have had a complete wardrobe in there and I'd have been none the wiser."
Jason and Tracey were taken to Rotherham District Hospital accident and emergency department where they were treated for minor burns and shock. Both are adamant that the other is to blame.
"I'm furious" said Jason,
"I've got a face like a mange-ridden dog and my left eyebrows not there any more. I don't know about Ben Hur – Gone With The Wind's more like it.
You don't just let rip in someone's face like that. It's dangerous."
But Tracey remains both angry and unrepentant;
"I'm still in agony," she said,
"and Charlton Heston looks more like Sidney bloody Poitier now. Jason shouldn't have had a fag on the go and there's no way I'd guff on purpose.
He'd had me on all fours for nearly an hour. I can only put up with that for so long before nature takes its course. My Kev knows that. I give him my five second warning and I'd have done the same for Jason, but I didn't get chance – it just crept out."
Ted Walters from the South Yorkshire Fire and Rescue service wasn't surprised when we told him what had happened,
"People just don't appreciate the dangers." he told us,
"We get called out to more flatulence ignition incidents than kitchen fires these days, now people have moved over to oven chips.
We have a slogan 'Flame 'n fart – keep 'em apart'.
Anyone engaging in an arse inking scenario would do well to bear that in mind in future."
Has to be real. You can't make that stuff up.
:rolleyes:
:huh:
Jim
Plus In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida playing in the background 8) :haha:
Yup like us on our iPhones or androids :haha:
:('
I saw this walking by a butcher shop
True.....
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Another double dose
:haha:
:bigthumb:
Jim
:bricks:
:-[
Guilty as charged.....
True !!
The smart phone is sometimes smarter :bricks:
Yep. Especially when the Prius driver parks, gets out and promptly trips over the parking stop he just pulled up to. All while never looking up from his phone...
Watched it unfold this afternoon. :bricks:
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:haha:
:)
:-X
Jim
Cats know more than you think :haha:
Might be a repeat ??
Happy Thanksgiving from Canada!
:whiteflag: I think there will be lots of leftovers.....
Our pets have us figured out :yes:
:haha:
Another two-fer
Two more to round it off
Not really "funny" but truth!
:D
:haha:
First, not a problem if you buy an E-body :wrenching:
Second, unlike dogs, cats do control their owners :haha:
:thinking:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on October 17, 2019, 09:38:55 PM
:thinking:
They need to budget for tire chain on the rear tire! :rofl:
Quote from: JS29 on October 18, 2019, 06:29:01 AM
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on October 17, 2019, 09:38:55 PM
:thinking:
They need to budget for tire chain on the rear tire! :rofl:
Studded or nailed tires required. Then the full fenders to prevent getting speared when they fail at high speed.
This is why you need engineers...
Jim
That engineer was shown this door.
Watch that first step !!
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on October 18, 2019, 09:24:36 AM
Watch that first step !!
The fall is ok. Sudden stop at the end hurts a bit.
This is a house I saw a few years ago up in San Francisco Ca area.
Another batch
Ballon "Get well soon"
:clapping:
Man o man can I relate to that...around here I call them KiJiJidiots :pullinghair:
Brad! That was a little harsh. You shouldn't have done that. :pokeeye:
:bigthumb:
Yup: Craigers and Kijidiots alright.
Some will sacrifice anyone for a phone signal :haha:
:haha:
Yep
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery :)
Today the neighborhood tomorrow the world
Monday morning decal installation :drunk:
Halloween is coming !
Of dogs and men
.
"Said the Spider to the Fly"
Had this annoying fly buzzing around my kitchen; they show up every time the weather gets warmer and I open the kitchen door to go out to the yard.
I was attempting to swat the little SOB on the kitchen bay window when a spider ran out of the side of the window and grabbed his "lunch" Interesting to see and watch!
I think I'd be more worried about spiders that big in my house than a fly :o
I have seen them bigger than that. I had one in my office one time, made it's home in a corner by my desk. I would catch flying vermin and feed it to that spider. it diapered one day, i think it exploded from over eating. Those flying pests love fresh paint :pullinghair: :madashell:
That is cool :bigthumb:
Spiders will take care of a lot of things you don't want in your house , no reason to kill them
I think i killed it with kindness! :foul:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on October 23, 2019, 01:18:44 PM
That is cool :bigthumb:
Spiders will take care of a lot of things you don't want in your house , no reason to kill them
We name them and watch them grow as they keep eating the ants we can seem to never be rid of...
Spiders do eat all the insects that annoy us!
Now here's a guy I would not want in my house;
Long Live Spiderman!
Good looking spider !
:haha:
I have plenty of those for a lifetime :haha:
Sure to happen almost every time we go somewhere :verymad: :rofl:
Different experiences for different folks
Somedays life is just like that....... Fork that!
:thinking:
Welcome to Idaho
Is this political :thinking:
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:bigthumb: :bigthumb:
One for each day of your week
:thinking:
:)
Got away with that once.
Then promptly lost both in the "settlement"...
I actually appreciate they used the un-loved 73.
Remember that Halloween is almost here :Stirring:
This is local to me and you do... have to sign your life away for disclaimer to get in.
I have a friend who works in it as one of the creatures. Touching and chasing is allowed.
:stop: you will not find me in there.
:thinking:
These really are Trick or Treat
:))
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Due to the Canadian election results.... Happy Halloween!
Can you tell my son is a Baltimore fan ?
Have a Happy and Safe Halloween everyone!
:bravo:
Farm Farmtruck and Asn
:o
Close call
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I like how the little kid is at a ball game playing on his phone :crazytalk:
Yup. With phone in hand and not watching game let alone the projectile.
:-X
Jim
Yup really too bad
:yes:
BMW owner..." This funny green light just came on? Should I be concerned"
Undercover bears 🐻
.
Can always fall back on the old fashioned way
California:
Where their advice is to pack car with your important belongings in case you have to immediately evacuate.
Except your car has not been able to charge for the past week as lines are turned off due to fire risk...
Decades of mismanagement to the highest degree.
:thinking:
USPS newspaper ad from 1900
A double trouble
Just add Halloween music. :yes:
:D
Another double feature
:tool:
Jim
Here is another for you Jim!m Same theme......
That's why I love cats
With most of our tires not as much a problem
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MAN CRASHES CAR, GRABS TACKLE BOX AND LEAVES THE SCENE TO GO FISHING
photo credit: Pittsburgh's Action News video screenshot.
OFFICIALS ARE LOOKING FOR THE MAN
Pittsburgh's Action News reported that an ambulance just so happened to be driving behind the man when he crashed and pulled over to help him. When they asked if he was all right, the man replied with "I'm going fishing," as he walked away.
Guess he wasn't going to let this car crash get in the way of enjoying a good day of fishing.
The news crew spoke to the police who arrived on the scene before them and stated that they have not been able to locate the man's whereabouts.
They're still investigating the reason for the crash and searching for him.
Not sure what they are trying to say :thinking:
:huh:
Jim
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on November 06, 2019, 09:52:48 PM
Not sure what they are trying to say :thinking:
New York state tax dollars at work! They also want to include border jumpers as well! :headbang:
Not hard to tell
:bricks:
You don't always get what you want
PLEASE BE CHICKEN, PLEASE BE CHICKEN, PLEASE BE CHICKEN!
Kentucky Fried rat! :haha: :rofl:
Old habits die hard :bricks:
:thinking:
Ya but with no damage?
Even the Mexicans know..... :D
No worse than UPS for sure
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Stating the most obvious
:haha:
One advantage of drones I guess
Always testing parental limits
Funny Doc! Real funny! :D
left them in stitches !!
Bet they were fit to be tied.
Really pushing the imagination
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:)
So true! I remember mom rubbing that stuff on my chest when I had a cold. You just can't forget the smell of it.
Another dimension to being "Spoiled"
:haha:
8)
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According to the Clay County Sheriff's Office, over the weekend, Liberty police were searching for a person who a felony warrant for arrest. The person was wanted for possession of a controlled substance.
The suspect hid to avoid police, but apparently let out a fart so loudly,
it gave up their hiding spot.
"We've gotta give props to Liberty PD for using their senses to sniff him out!" read a comment from the Clay County Sheriff's Office.
https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/loud-fart-gives-away-suspects-hiding-spot-leads-to-arrest?fbclid=IwAR2JheSljP2le4zcbCcNy_xXpP1ZLp_FparB1XBu0M78XK2OCbs2C23FMX8
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on November 14, 2019, 02:01:09 PM
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::) ::) ::) :please: :please: :please: :tired: :tired: :tired: :tired: :rubeyes: :rubeyes: :rubeyes: :help: :help: :help: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :pullinghair: :pullinghair: :pullinghair: :foul: :foul: :foul: :whiteflag: :whiteflag: :whiteflag: :whiteflag:
:thinking:
:rofl:
Jim
Due again to popular demand here's some more for you :haha: :rofl:
:bigthumb:
:notsure:
She needs to alternate arms for a real workout
:thinking:
The good old days speech :haha:
Some kinda metal.....
He's obviously growing up to be a lawyer
:thinking:
You are what you eat
Proving dogs are smart
My thoughts for this morning...
Snake oil salesman. :bravo:
Before the TV show makeover...
Jim
That show was hilarious!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I was driving behind this "honey dipper" sucker truck that services septic systems. You gotta love the little sign on the lower left of the trailer.
The future 426 hemi
:no:
He probably runs open headers in the street also
:lurking:
We've all wanted to do it....
Quote from: dodj on November 21, 2019, 05:04:02 AM
We've all wanted to do it....
That, and wanting to get high score on the portable sighs that tall you your how fast you are going. :stayinlane:
correction. And times signals at 42mph are also good for 82mph.
My lighting plan for Christmas
:bigthumb:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on November 21, 2019, 08:07:00 PM
:bigthumb:
Donald Trump pissed off... about Quid Pro Quo. :rofl:
More likely Shiff
Yeah Blow hard :pullinghair:
This kid wants to be a lawyer :haha:
Sometimes the old stuff is high tech enough
After three hours of that they are going to sleep
MacGyver style fix it
:bigthumb:
To bad our E bodies cannot take care of themselves :wrenching:
:haha:
Before the picture fully filled the screen I thought it was a photoshop of siberian head on a chickens body.
You never know
Simple fix..... just pull the manual emergency handle
My son just came home from school and showed me this video...
WARNING: This is a very inappropriate video....there are no swear words but it does have a sexual connotation ....if you're offended by that type of humor, please dont click the link. If it's "too much" for this web site then please remove it....
...but I'll guarantee you'll laugh your ass off first if you listen right until the end...
:looney: He got it AT of FROM the school?
Quote from: JS29 on November 25, 2019, 02:54:24 PM
:looney: He got it AT of FROM the school?
He didn't get it "from" school.....he came home from school and showed me....I'm sure one of his buddies showed him...Look up the artist "The Lonely Island", they have a lot of funny songs..
Another double feature
:rofl:
Jim
:haha:
super T
Happy Thanksgiving Day to my American neighbors
Happy Thanksgiving to all try not to eat too much :haha:
My spoiler is bigger than yours. 74 pinto wagon
:rofl:
Did you all hear the horrible news? Tesla will be designing the next generation Challengers.
Boo. :barf: :(' That could give someone nightmares!
Earliest prototype of the back-up sensors
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
The cure for idiots playing mailbox baseball....... 8)
ABS
Confused meanings
The evil of Robocalls
They grow up quick
One for all you " Trekies" out there....
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Quote from: Topcat on November 30, 2019, 09:55:05 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:)
:Stirring:
:-[
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LMAO 🤣 Yes indeed I would rather take my chances with the bear anytime
Getting everything the easy way and not appreciating it :haha:
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:thinking:
:bigthumb:
True
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Sad But true
We have found the poster picture for the nanny state! :looney:
When I tell my kids that we used to ride in the back of pick-up trucks...they can't even imagine that...we were at a camp site last year, driving like 2 miles an hour and they wouldn't even consider it... :headbang:
My nieces and nephews didn't want to ride in the back of the truck when we went camping.
I made them. they enjoyed it.
You can't let kids with no experience in something make the final decision.
If you let kids with no experience make the decisions they will pus out every time.
It's the adults fault for all that bubble wrap.
kids will continue to be wussies if we let them be wussies. God help us in the next world war.
And on that note...
Jim
It's all about me, me, me :haha: lol
:crazytalk:
Quote from: Slotts on December 03, 2019, 09:06:31 AM
And on that note...
Jim
Three years ago I was in Oregon working at a plant, the second day it snowed about three inches.... They shut the plant down...... SHUT IT DOWN...... Are you kidding me???? WTF... The next day I went in again figuring I could finish my project.... Nope! Still only about half the staff showed up & the plant manager sent them all home.... I never finished my project, still haven't... They want a second visit for free & my managers want to be paid for it... I've been in plants while there's a blizzard outside.. Three inches of snow shouldn't stop the world...
Oh, I actually wanted to post this...
These two may have something in common, no money for the holidays :(
Vader on a Tater?
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Sometimes it does feel traffic jams will last till Christmas
And yes dogs are pretty slick
" I am from the government & I am here to help " or not :headbang:
Now that's a considerate boss
And Santa is way too low tech
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I bet most people driving these cars have never noticed the look with the brake lights on
Again proving dogs are smarter
:haha:
Yes, he's a friendly dog. Feel free to pet him.
Quote from: Cuda Cody on December 08, 2019, 07:25:23 AM
Yes, he's a friendly dog. Feel free to pet him.
There is a lawsuit in the making, all though she looks hefty enough to hold the dog back! :o
Gettin there. :Thud:
A great way to save money on a gift :haha:
Some people would go through withdrawal symptoms not having there phone in there face for a hole day. :rolleyes:
Another wrong prediction.
Christmas and all its glory :haha:
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on December 09, 2019, 03:26:28 PM
Christmas and all its glory :haha:
The secant one was spot on! :bigthumb: :rofl:
Sometimes you're better off where you're at
I wonder if that would work for our E bodies as well
These two have snow in common
Miss Cannabis Canada 2019 :Thud:
Quote from: bentpshrods on December 08, 2019, 11:43:30 AM
Gettin there. :Thud:
And my A66 Dodge Challenger vert turned 50 in October (ouch)
Keep on truckin! :unbelievable:
8)
Technology keeps moving on
Wish my billboard said HEMI instead of 340--- but pretty thankful for what I have. :banana:
In years past I had an uncle provide an expensive bottle of scotch that was sealed up in cinder blocks. When broken out of that it had to be cut out of a welded steel box.
:Thud:
:yes:
Neither one of these situations is any fun
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as
'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore,
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
BREASTED AMERICAN. '
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'
Dogs learn quickly :D
Funny but at the same time sort of sad also :haha: :thinking: :(
Shoot! I thought I was going to learn something
:)
:lurking:
:haha:
Nothing like having the true Christmas spirit
In case you put on a few pounds this holiday.... :haha:
Some possible Christmas woes :haha:
:thinking: This is in a local bar.
Santa is computer limited
How most of us feel about our cars
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All companies deal differently with their employees :haha:
Some more deep thoughts to ponder :thinking:
That's the real Santa Claus in most households :haha:
Fiat van
Would not be surprised! :dunno:
Simply stating the obvious
Technology changes fast
Now that's the Christmas spirit :haha:
And a Happy Nerd Year :rofl:
Yup, you know it's over now! :Thud:
Some more seasonal jokes :haha:
Should be worth it to make it
Yup, good luck with that!
A simple misunderstanding :haha:
Actual 911 calls....Local police are getting fed up with the ridiculous 911 calls they've been getting so they put together this video...
Close enough.
Awesome job on the puzzle! quickest one yet !
There might be a piece missing. :haha:
Some people might think there's already too much snow :rofl:
The many ways to play the game
Sometimes it's just too much
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It can be pretty bad
Anyone feeling "punny" :waving:
I feel "punny"
Stuck in the middle with you.....
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Found this the other day.
Guess I missed my opportunity to cash this in.
That's just one way of looking at these things
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The New Year starts
Hummm might be just the thing for some new parents? :thinking:
Even aliens can't escape that BS :haha:
Obviously very few managers in this company
Quote from: Brads70 on January 02, 2020, 06:59:11 PM
Hummm might be just the thing for some new parents? :thinking:
That's hysterical. At first, I thought this picture was completely made up, but had to check Amazon just to be sure. Turns out it's a gag gift box. We'll remember this for a possible "gift" in the future. :)
Something to think about
:tool:
:1place:
:iagree: :rofl:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on January 06, 2020, 04:17:04 AM
:iagree: :rofl:
I said to the wife that they needed to sell these as signs in her flower shop she works at !
She didn't see the humor in it like I did somehow? :haha:
A trilogy of humor
A double hitter
:haha:
:haha: :rofl: :rofl:
:ebay:
X3 :bigthumb:
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That's called thinking ahead
True...
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Groan, Dad joke alert. :D
That was bad Brad!! :rofl:
The common denominator is they both want you to run but for different reasons :haha:
:haha:
:haha: That poor stang! I always liked the 67+8 fastback but not enough to tackle something like that one. :bye:
Just can't help themselves
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NEW YORK—In a tragic occurrence, the footage of Epstein's suicide attempt was found hanging in its cell Friday in an apparent suicide.
The footage reportedly strung itself up with a strip of cloth, hanged itself from the ceiling, and then shot itself three times in the back of the cassette. Shocked security guards found the footage strung up, saying they would have kept an eye on it but were distracted by large bags of cash handed to them by a mysterious cloaked man.
"You hate to see this kind of thing, but sometimes, footage just doesn't have the will to live any longer," said Metropolitan Correctional Center Chief of Security Paul Bugs, after pulling up in his new Bentley. "That's the way life goes."
Footage of the footage hanging itself has also been found dead, apparently running itself over with a steamroller and then burning itself alive.
Quote from: bentpshrods on January 07, 2020, 10:33:54 AM
:haha:
Greta is just pissed the stripe is the wrong color.
She's a purest
Pretty good detective skills :haha:
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Adding insult to injury :rofl:
Now that's progress
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Neither one of them will ever learn
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I thought Taco Bell Fiesta Strength would have been on a diesel powered pressure washer :rubeyes:
Yup, let them do all the work :haha:
Those texting freaks are out there :ebay:
What a nice guy he is
Considerate to a fault
Practicing to be a politician :haha:
:clapping: Sorry Mom!
Quote from: Brads70 on January 17, 2020, 10:51:03 AM
:clapping: Sorry Mom!
I wonder if MOM haunts the culprit who betrayed her! Scolding finger emoji inserted here.
Leave your baggage outside
How easy that would be
:)
Machines are becoming too much like some of the people I see on the street :Thud:
:rofl:
:yessir:
..
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Free TV does cost commercial time
Easier than reading the insert statement
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Some people just don't get it! :haha:
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That's one advantage
Even dogs are getting paranoid :haha:
Sounds good to me
Necessity is the mother of invention.
:haha: :rofl:
Saw a Tesla (even same color) last night being towed on a flatbed. It was missing a taillight. Joked to myself that it lost electrical continuity to power car without it.
Unusually truthful date
Things are not simple anymore
dry dog
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halloween inmate?
Wisdom from Chuck
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Obviously missing the obvious
Human innovation at its best
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Dog profiling
Caution: man with beer crossing
sharing music
Ain't that a universal truth :haha:
:Stirring:
Overprotective mother
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Take a risk....
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San Fransisco! It's legal there. :looney:
Quote from: JS29 on January 28, 2020, 09:58:45 AM
San Fransisco! It's legal there. :looney:
Don't say that. I'm going to San Francisco on Friday
:thinking:
Assortment of four
Another double
:dunno:
The daily double
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Daily doubles :haha:
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Deep thoughts and true.
Role reversal
:canada:
I was making some SPAM this morning and saw a familiar shape.
A little too tech dependent
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:D
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Quote from: 71-440 on February 01, 2020, 08:04:56 PM
:D
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:haha: :rofl: :rofl:
Yup just too many options
:haha: :haha: :D
Quote from: JS29 on February 03, 2020, 05:46:35 AM
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on February 02, 2020, 11:02:34 PM
Yup just too many options
Bulls eye! :slapme5:
My wife's grandfather inverted his to convert it into a fixed shade umbrella for their backyard.
The dog gets a better desk :rofl:
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:smile:
:stop:
We are above my pay grade :haha:
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Beware of Corona's
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on February 05, 2020, 07:29:02 AM
Beware of Corona's
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:haha: :thinking: I was wondering when someone would come up with something like that. :haha:
Quote from: 303 Mopar on February 05, 2020, 07:29:02 AM
Beware of Corona's
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Good one Bud...
Way to make "Light" of the situation.
"Lime" disease also is easily avoided.
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Quote from: 71-440 on February 05, 2020, 05:57:06 PM
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Your doing better than me ! I gotta work right up until noon on the day of my funeral! :D
I probably have to work a month after the cremation to pay for the cremation :Thud:
Might be a market for this ....?
Quote from: Brads70 on February 06, 2020, 06:05:12 AM
Might be a market for this ....?
I wonder if it will work on the chest area as well. :fingerscrossed:
Need an appointment with some :haha:
:rubeyes:
Don't tell anyone but I actually prefer the one on the right :bigthumb:
Cool
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a Quad Pack for you
Ooooo, Barracuda!
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Quote from: 303 Mopar on February 07, 2020, 02:30:23 PM
Ooooo, Barracuda!
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:ohyeah:
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:barf: :barf:
Turnaround is Fair play
And dont check the glove box eithet
Just might work!
Quote from: Brads70 on February 08, 2020, 06:00:46 PM
Just might work!
:thinking: THAT JUST MIGHT WORK :haha:
This is one of those "you couldn't make this up if you tried" stories. Two guys were stopped on the interstate in Florida for speeding. The police found this bag marked "bag full of drugs" was actually full of illegal drugs.
The full story is here:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-police-find-illegal-narcotics-bags-labeled-bag-full-drugs.amp
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
One of the few scenarios where honesty is not necessarily the best policy :haha: :rofl:
That still happens a little too often :Thud:
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Funny door mat idea?
Ain't that the truth! :bricks:
Kinda scary :o
Good old classic.....
Oh ya
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Double trouble
Beep Beep :haha:
Things have changed
:stop:
Quote from: Brads70 on February 12, 2020, 07:30:03 PM
:stop:
And now he sleeps in the garage with the racecar! :haha:
& the garage is comfortable too
A daily double
More double treats
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Love Spray
oh well guess its not working
valentines
A dog with a mind of its own :haha:
Indicative of some old school mechanics :wrenching: :haha:
Which are you?
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Another double
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Chances are the frame is ready to break in half! :yes:
Daily double time
When in traffic....
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you shoudl try driving here , it is a game everyone has to be first , no reason to try to get in line before you are at the front of the lane closure , everyone will try to pass even if they only get one car length :Thud:
Not that different here either :stayinlane:
I call tough's kind of drivers job security. :looney:
Sure it does, NOT!
Escaped= jumped out the window! :yes:
Another double helping
Yoda, bad you are, "someone" felt the force!
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on February 18, 2020, 04:48:24 PM
you shoudl try driving here , it is a game everyone has to be first , no reason to try to get in line before you are at the front of the lane closure , everyone will try to pass even if they only get one car length :Thud:
Sounds just like China
Old fashioned tech :haha: but effective
I wonder who that is? :notsure: :haha:
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:pokeeye:
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My wife found a model car she gave me 30 years ago.
Now she's mocking me on Facebook :tired:
:banana:
Even deer are using high tech tricks :haha:
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Perspective......
problem solver
every office should have one
funny kid
age old mystery
looks like they talked your ears off :haha:
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The future is now
:driving:
Withdrawals!!! :yes:
Yeah but can it tie a Windsor knot? :notsure:
Dogs are easier to raise :haha:
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I'm sure the "King of the Jungle" did not appreciate that :rofl:
Taking things too literally
:Thud:
Both a bit oversized :haha:
It's a hard job but someone's got to do it
Sometimes the unexpected happens
Both are lucky people :haha:
Anything for a selfie :bricks:
There's no replacement for experience :haha:
No need for comments on this one :rofl:
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:haha: :rofl:
Anyone's reunion coming up?
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Another daily double
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Daily Double Dose
Wakey Wakey , time to go to work!
Quote from: Brads70 on March 03, 2020, 02:07:34 PM
Wakey Wakey , time to go to work!
That would be a rude awakening. :o
:stop:
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:thinking:
Doing it big the old fashioned way
I feel bad for both.
Quote from: blown motor on March 05, 2020, 03:14:11 PM
I feel bad for both.
Yesterday I had a big old turkey commit suicide with the work van. I was shocked at how many feathers flew. Didn't do any damages to the van thankfully.
Unfortunately been there back in the day in Wisconsin
Even the dog knows better
two more to check out
This is a serious illness
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Quote from: Brads70 on March 05, 2020, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: blown motor on March 05, 2020, 03:14:11 PM
I feel bad for both.
Yesterday I had a big old turkey commit suicide with the work van. I was shocked at how many feathers flew. Didn't do any damages to the van thankfully.
Is it in the freezer yet! :andyangel:
:)
Quote from: JS29 on March 06, 2020, 05:56:14 AM
Quote from: Brads70 on March 05, 2020, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: blown motor on March 05, 2020, 03:14:11 PM
I feel bad for both.
Yesterday I had a big old turkey commit suicide with the work van. I was shocked at how many feathers flew. Didn't do any damages to the van thankfully.
Is it in the freezer yet! :andyangel:
LOL , No by the time I finished up my service call and drove back someone had already picked it up.
double trouble
:bigthumb:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on March 06, 2020, 09:37:42 PM
:bigthumb:
:no: I love towing in foreign cars and GM's with my Ford wrecker!! :ohyeah:
Some people just have great imaginations.
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stress for the new generation
how to keep kids off drugs
keeping away from idiots
poor dave
Good exercise
:thinking:
Hopeless Enchantment.
:bricks:
Quote from: Topcat on March 07, 2020, 11:14:23 PM
Hopeless Enchantment.
:bricks:
:haha: Put the Lyme in the Coconut. :Stirring:
The first is always the biggest
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:yes:
To continue the theme...
This is my poke at California's current stupidity level.
Double funnies :haha:
t.p.tragedy
old people
cool grille
Quote from: YellowThumper on March 09, 2020, 09:43:42 PM
To continue the theme...
This is my poke at California's current stupidity level.
:twothumbsup: NY is running neck and neck! :o :pullinghair:
Don't mess with granny!
Organic Friction Compound
Two more for good measure
:haha:
Quote from: mopartaz on March 10, 2020, 05:49:32 AM
old people
There is more truth to that than some people know! :yes:
Text generation in heaven
:rebelflag"
:)
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Another double
Ozzy
Wilson! Why did we leave?
Now were both sick! :o
Jack Russell
Daily Double
:lookatthat:
:perfect10:
:smile:
sounds right !
Quote from: Brads70 on March 12, 2020, 04:00:25 PM
:perfect10:
You got that hooked up to the COLD water!!!!! :o
Quote from: JS29 on March 13, 2020, 05:58:18 AM
Quote from: Brads70 on March 12, 2020, 04:00:25 PM
:perfect10:
You got that hooked up to the COLD water!!!!! :o
Singing.... " Moon River...." :rofl: puckerpower!
Hopefully for a healthier food item
Decaf
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Being ahead of your time
Ok, who sang this while reading it! :haha:
Quote from: Brads70 on March 14, 2020, 04:50:38 AM
Ok, who sang this while reading it! :haha:
:haha: Your killing me!!! :rofl: :cheers:
Smokey and the Bandit use to run Coors.
In case you need a case....
I guess it's all relative :notsure:
:haha:
everlasting t.p.
MEXICO—Drug cartels across Mexico and all around Central and South America have announced they are ceasing production of heroin, meth, and cocaine, saying they are now producing a far more lucrative drug with the street name of "hand sanitizer."
Drug cartels are quickly converting their assembly lines to pump out more and more of the hand sanitizer, saying Americans across the border "can't get enough" of the addictive substance.
"It's the hottest product on the streets right now," said Carlos "13-ball" Lopez, a dealer in Albuquerque. "Everyone's hooked on it -- we got grandmas, housewives, even school kids wanting a taste. Your first hit is free but after that you're ours, yo."
"Hey, kid, want a squirt of hand sanitizer?" he then said to a passing youngster. "This one's on me."
One cartel has begun producing what the DEA is calling the purest, most addictive hand sanitizer yet, "Blue Sky." The Blue Sky hand sanitizer kills 99.99999% of germs, while less pure versions of the drug only kill 99.9% of germs and bacteria.
"The spread of this dangerous new gateway drug is an epidemic," said a DEA agent as he held aloft a small plastic baggy containing a small drop of Blue Sky hand sanitizer. "Just last week, we stopped a truck destined for a chicken restaurant here in New Mexico, but the buckets of chicken actually contained thousands of kilos of hand sanitizer."
:bigmoney: The Corleone family is backing them, Clamenza is over seeing the operation. :Stirring:
Priorities are priorities :haha: lol
I found this pretty intense!
:bradsthumb: :canada:
Does it get taxed if we send it from the U.S., or does that just happen to car parts? :Stirring:
Helpful! :bradsthumb:
Quote from: Brads70 on March 15, 2020, 06:22:48 PM
:bradsthumb: :canada:
We have the same marketing out here.
Mail to Gavin Newsome. :deadhorse:
Toilet Paper hack :rofl:
:haha:
Ah the Irish...... :D
Another double
Quote from: Brads70 on March 16, 2020, 04:07:23 AM
Ah the Irish...... :D
LOL...Took me a few tries and I'm part Irish!
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Two for good measure
Another new set
truck delivery
Fred-isms
still another set
No brains
Camaro salute
Advantages of being single
My daughter is getting ready for Easter.
Quote from: blown motor on March 20, 2020, 12:29:39 PM
My daughter is getting ready for Easter.
Worth it's weight in gold, in some parts. :alan2cents:
Some Coronavirus light
Yup that's happened :bricks: :Thud:
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on March 20, 2020, 02:05:50 PM
Some Coronavirus light
I have relatives that had that attitude before this flue thing got started. :looney:
Gettin too old
3759
that can't be right , when does a guy ever guy to select furniture ?
:o
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Brad...I just thought of someone I could get that card for ! :yes: :haha:
Pretty soon we'll all be living in a fish bowl :rofl: :crying: :haha: :(
:))
At least they're sorry and aware for ignoring you :haha:
Taking care of your own
Pretty close to the truth :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on March 23, 2020, 02:15:40 PM
Pretty close to the truth :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Let's not have a The Shining moment! :stop:
Too late :pullinghair: :rofl: :haha:
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:rebelflag"
Even animals are bored :ebay:
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:soshelp:
:haha:
How true these things are :rofl:
Just a couple more :banana:
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Quote from: 71-440 on March 26, 2020, 07:56:57 PM
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Have you priced tires for your racecar lately?
Chalk art on a wall near me.
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Quote from: 71-440 on March 26, 2020, 07:56:57 PM
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Have you priced tires for your racecar lately?
Or availability! :haha:
Quote from: 71-440 on March 26, 2020, 07:56:57 PM
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I heard those tires give "Shitty" performance and wear out quickly ;)
Retirement has an advantage
Locked down?
:rofl:
Good thing, Don't want a call from him anyway :Thud:
:console:
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:haha:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on March 28, 2020, 09:34:35 PM
:haha:
Sounds about right! My German Shepard is always standing or laying exactly were i want or need to be. :headbang:
Mistaken illness
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:crying:
:haha:
Two more for the bored 😐
At first I thought it was funny, but then I thought.... you know.... in a pinch ? :)
Lemons race car?
Smart fella!
guess when you cant find a face mask
need a script
not your problem
such a drag
work
not gettin the engine
Quote from: mopartaz on March 30, 2020, 07:05:31 PM
such a drag
I look at this way you spend the same amount of $$$ & the same amount of time at the track , who gets better value ?
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on March 31, 2020, 09:34:11 AM
Quote from: mopartaz on March 30, 2020, 07:05:31 PM
such a drag
I look at this way you spend the same amount of $$$ & the same amount of time at the track , who gets better value ?
I don't know....Had a blast at a few Turtle Races..
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:bigthumb:I did not know a turtle could move that fast! :rofl:
Found these fun videos on facebook. At Daytona rockledge speedway on youtube. Check out convoy and smoky and the bandit.
:popcorn: :1place:
Two more for you :twothumbsup:
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:bigthumb:
:thinking:
:)
never too old
Aristotle
Another double
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:haha:
The almighty mobile phone :bricks:
How big was that fish? Sure it was!
Docs in the house
everything old is new again
driving to work
Waylon Jennings
Feudin'
Sure wish that was true :haha:
3am barbie
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Forgetting wastes a lot of time :Thud:
:haha:
:haha:
spiritual
:bigthumb:
I for one remember those days
You would have thought that by now they would've been more accurate
50 shades
:bigthumb:
Your daily double
:burnout:
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#3853, Corn fed :banana: :drooling:
The only way to fly :haha:
Don't fix it, it it ain't broke???!!!! :Thud:
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:thinking:
Hobby
Look out for a mean wife :haha:
:thinking:
Adopt a wine today
Very presentable social distancing
Funny T
I think i need a couple of those shirts !!
search ebay for funny mopar shirts
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Doing it the hard way :bricks:
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:))
If only the one about the back pack were true!!! :perfect10:
Another double team
We are all in this rat race together :Thud:
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:haha: If I see some guy wearing a N95 mask with a beard I'm going to crack right up laughing thinking about this one...
:rofl: I damn near spit my drink across the room.... many young guys don't know those days :haha:
How some people celebrate Easter
Quote from: BIGSHCLUNK on April 11, 2020, 10:04:49 PM
:rofl: I damn near spit my drink across the room.... many young guys don't know those days :haha:
:rofl:
Needing more exercise
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:iagree: completely !! :twothumbsup:
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Everyone is having a hard time these days :bricks:
Another dual set
Taxes
I suppose some see it that way. It also maintains our streets, parks, sidewalks, fire, police, and national defense.
:yes:
equal opportunity
Where's the hatred meme?
::)
;)
More double hits
::)
:yes:
:)
Someone should invent something like that for our e-bodies
:haha:
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on April 16, 2020, 01:19:55 PM
Someone should invent something like that for our e-bodies
Some did, It known as a third pedal!!!! :haha: :rofl: AKA millennial anti theft device. :yes:
;)
:haha:
Now this is my kind of mask. I'm told it's good for swine flu, too.
Another double trouble
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bikes
:)
Good one! :haha:
I guess thank goodness for wireless :dunno:
For those of you that are stuck at home with each other. :haha:
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Quote from: 71-440 on April 18, 2020, 06:48:40 PM
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#4 , I have been saying double V for awhile
:Thud:
;)
Not too funny if you were the patient :Thud:
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Some have to be forced :haha:
This says it all for some
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on April 20, 2020, 02:40:13 PM
This says it all for some
Also works as an apatite suppressant!!!!! Thank's for that visual!!!! :barf:
:haha:
:stop:
Special trilogy
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:haha:
:thinking:
Double whammy :haha:
Hilarious
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Check out the "well lubricated" asytray :haha: :haha: :haha:
....and a "chrip " in third to boot... :burnout:
:unbelievable:
:haha:
"Not for sale. I'm gonna restore it one day" " I know what I got"
,
Another double
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:thinking:
Trilogy trouble
Oh yeah good luck with that :Thud:
:stop:
We need to do more of the first one in these times of trouble ;)
Another two for one :haha:
:) :)
This new Pandemic is especially strong in Washiington D.C. and the Bay Area.
:iagree: :yes: :clapping:
:iagree:
:banana:
:haha: :rofl: :rofl: :Thud:
Brenda , Brenda, Brenda..... :rofl: Infectious laugh....
Next.
another double hitter
Brenda's beaver was freakin hilarious.
I do love some beaver's.
I guess it's all in your perspective.
From Corona Virus to Beaver Fever we know which is more deadly :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::'( :haha: :andyangel:
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on April 29, 2020, 08:46:02 PM
From Corona Virus to Beaver Fever we know which is more deadly :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::'( :haha: :andyangel:
:iagree:At the leased financially crippling! :yes:
Quadruple play
Not so exciting :thumbdown: but not messy either :bigthumb:
Keep Votin"
That is not a joke in some places! :no:
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What's more important?? :notsure:
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:D
Ben
:bigthumb:
:thinking: Spot on! :yes:
A quadruple vacation :haha:
:canada: Sorry nope! :no:
Good one brad! :haha: :rofl:
One more double :haha:
Flying Murder Shark will be the next Pandemic.
"I'm so sick & tired of my Guardians being here all the time now."
"And you just sit there smiling all the time like nothings wrong"
"Screw you, you piece of stuffed sh!t"
Quote from: Topcat on May 06, 2020, 07:31:11 PM
"I'm so sick & tired of my Guardians being here all the time now."
"And you just sit there smiling all the time like nothings wrong"
"Screw you, you piece of stuffed sh!t"
That cat has some serious boxing skills.
Another batch
:smile:
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Might be a repost...
GPS Navigation at it's best :haha:
Even in the 70s it was never that good :haha: :rofl:
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Hi tech is all relative I guess
Yee Haaa!!
Quote from: Topcat on May 11, 2020, 10:24:30 AM
Yee Haaa!!
:haha: :rofl: I have never seen a frog that color before! :cool:
Spoiled, what do you think? :thinking:
:)
A couple of more
More pairs of fun
one and two punch 🥊
:haha: :rofl:
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:o
When assembling your boxer please be sure to follow instructions!
:drunk:
Seems to be a universal truth :haha:
:yes:
Oh yes the good old days :rofl:
Somewhere on NJ parkway south.
Bears don't have Internet :haha:
:haha:
:haha: X2
Modern problems require modern solutions...
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:huh:
Quadruple affair :haha:
Some like to do it the hard way :haha:
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I was gonna say...Left for Dead.
:haha: I was :thinking: Gravity will make it go faster than pushing. :yes:
Traveling without either is easier and cheaper :notsure:
Another double set
:huh:
:)
Luckily my food comes in better shape when I order out :rofl:
Appointment times may not get any better :crying:
Must be a Ford or Chevy :haha:
Pros and Cons of "Big Brother" :notsure:
Another combination
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The daily double
So that's where they went? :notsure: :haha:
One way to beat traffic although not a big problem these days :stayinlane:
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Tap the wrong one by mistake get in trouble :haha:
Wish I could copy a Hemi like that :rofl:
groan..... I was going to post this in the babes section but figured I'd get tossed off the site! :D
Quote from: Topcat on May 28, 2020, 03:05:38 PM
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AT least one you can control when & how long the whine happens !!
:bradsthumb:
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:rofl:
or a magnet !!
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This is an actual book available on Amazon, apparently it's a pretty good book :dunno:
Quote from: anlauto on May 31, 2020, 10:21:20 AM
This is an actual book available on Amazon, apparently it's a pretty good book :dunno:
:looney:
Dressing the part is important
dynamic duels :drinkingbud:
:stayinlane:
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Don't forget to exercise, especially now :rofl:
Too much TV :haha:
Another daily double
A universal truth regarding cell phones :haha:
No worries of that happening yet :haha:
Another couple for your amusement :haha:
Dammit Janet :haha:
I did. :))
bigger is better :haha:
Measure once cut twice :rofl:
Another double
Technology advances without mercy :haha: :haha:
These two will get you thinking :haha:
:lurking:
Take away the credit cards
Might be a few new ones in this batch.
Check the stripe on the Challenger. It's a T/I. Must be RARE!!!
That "raked" purple Challenger is what mine looked like when I bought it 30+ years ago. Within the first week I lost the oversized tires and dropped it.
It doesn't take long for either
:dunno:
Depends, automatic or four speed ? :thinking:
What carburetor? I didn't see a carburetor! :lookatthat:
If you can read this then your too dang close :haha:
It is wrong it is only a 2 bbl , nice buns tho :bigthumb:
You can't think of everything :notsure:
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on June 14, 2020, 08:15:49 AM
It is wrong it is only a 2 bbl , nice buns tho :bigthumb:
But Holley did make a 3 Barrel. :yes: :haha:
I own a 950cfm 3 bbl , I was contemplating running 2 & calling it a 6 pack
Double trouble
Quote from: YellowThumper on June 12, 2020, 01:12:00 PM
That "raked" purple Challenger is what mine looked like when I bought it 30+ years ago. Within the first week I lost the oversized tires and dropped it.
Ditto. Seller even told my it was missing the front springs, which was part of the problem. Once the seller signed over the title to me, and before I drove it up on the trailer, I deflated the air shock and cranked up the t-bars to get it more level. The guy just stood there with his mouth open, totally enthralled that it took me 10 minutes to fix something he had dealt with most of his ownership.
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on June 14, 2020, 08:15:49 AM
It is wrong it is only a 2 bbl , nice buns tho :bigthumb:
Looks like a List #4412, 500cfm Holley 2bbl too. Agree on the buns.
I would question whether the person in the photo, be it a man or a women, even owns that carburetor. If you ask me the picture looks photoshopped and the carburetor has been added :rubeyes:
Quote from: anlauto on June 16, 2020, 06:01:00 AM
I would question whether the person in the photo, be it a man or a women, even owns that carburetor. If you ask me the picture looks photoshopped and the carburetor has been added :rubeyes:
Spent significant time investigating that pic Alan?
Quote from: anlauto on June 16, 2020, 06:01:00 AM
I would question whether the person in the photo, be it a man or a women, even owns that carburetor. If you ask me the picture looks photoshopped and the carburetor has been added :rubeyes:
She IS a woman! :alan2cents:
Quote from: xx88man on June 16, 2020, 08:12:49 AM
Quote from: anlauto on June 16, 2020, 06:01:00 AM
I would question whether the person in the photo, be it a man or a women, even owns that carburetor. If you ask me the picture looks photoshopped and the carburetor has been added :rubeyes:
She IS a woman! :alan2cents:
...or a 12 year old Dude :dunno:
Only someone that checks out 12 year old dudes posterior's would be able to come to that conclusion! :looney:
I'm not throwing insults, just trying to be all inclusive :grouphug:
I'm out...lol
Moving right along back on topic :haha: :rofl:
Thought it was my wife's car
https://www.facebook.com/butimjustsaying/videos/1963482550542252/?t=2
Quote from: anlauto on June 17, 2020, 10:23:03 AM
Thought it was my wife's car
https://www.facebook.com/butimjustsaying/videos/1963482550542252/?t=2
DOH!!
Quote from: gzig5 on June 17, 2020, 11:31:02 AM
Quote from: anlauto on June 17, 2020, 10:23:03 AM
Thought it was my wife's car
https://www.facebook.com/butimjustsaying/videos/1963482550542252/?t=2
DOH!!
My wife has a grey Challenger with a red stripe....had to take a second look when I saw this posted :o
Give them an inch................ :haha:
Another double set
Two more for your pleasure
Love the one with the cops
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Sure that's the way it started :haha:
No Kidding :(
Obviously just drunk :drunk:
Just working it out :haha:
Two more for you
:yes:
:twothumbsup:
Don't hold your breath! :haha:
Imagine two horns :thinking: :haha:
Two more to keep you up
The news gives you the blues :haha:
What great imagination some people have. i need one of these but with a 71 cuda front end. :ohyeah:
I hate when that happens. :bricks:
even the dog goes hi-tech
Two more for you :twothumbsup:
Another daily double
:tool:
Never went to boy scouts, Mom said she couldn't afford it. I seem to have been deprived maybe? :haha:
Throwing two more
your daily fix :haha:
Must have had a few too many. It's a TA Challenger??
Wow that is wrong !!
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on July 02, 2020, 09:22:54 PM
Wow that is wrong !!
:iagree: Would be pretty hard to get much
Wrongger! :rofl:
another double
I know plenty of "boomers" that do it themselves :haha:
Internet spoiler alert
Another couple
Gandhi was a racer? Who knew? :notsure: :D
:haha:
Quote from: bentpshrods on June 27, 2020, 05:15:25 PM
What great imagination some people have. i need one of these but with a 71 cuda front end. :ohyeah:
Fords were meant to be sat on because they never keep running. :haha:
dual entertainment
Two more for you
two for one again
:)
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On to bigger and better
Chicago kid
Obviously, really ahead of his time :rofl:
A trilogy of laughs
The only safe way to travel
Thanks for the little things in life :haha:
Double trouble
Tripple decker
Kids are smarter
Daily Double again
:haha:
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another double
Two once again
The original ADT :haha:
:haha:
Quote from: Cuda Cody on July 23, 2020, 09:30:45 PM
:haha:
Now that is what i call making the best of a bad situation! Kind of looks like a tree imprint. :console:
Of Mice and Men :haha:
Even they need IT help :haha:
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on July 25, 2020, 04:38:20 PM
Even they need IT help :haha:
Like the bigger pictures!
The e-body logo don't cover the text on them.
Quote from: soundcontrol on July 26, 2020, 04:08:14 AM
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on July 25, 2020, 04:38:20 PM
Even they need IT help :haha:
Like the bigger pictures!
The e-body logo don't cover the text on them.
Thanks, I don't really know how that worked out as I did not change the way I post them :notsure: :haha:
Double Dekker
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on July 26, 2020, 03:44:46 PM
Quote from: soundcontrol on July 26, 2020, 04:08:14 AM
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on July 25, 2020, 04:38:20 PM
Even they need IT help :haha:
Like the bigger pictures!
The e-body logo don't cover the text on them.
Thanks, I don't really know how that worked out as I did not change the way I post them :notsure: :haha:
Maybe posting one at a time instead of multiple ones :thinking: :thinking:
I think it depends on which website I download it from half will be OK and others won't :dunno:
Maybe posting one at a time instead of multiple ones :thinking: :thinking:
The water mark is in the same place on all pics on this website and there happens to be text there you are out of luck. Maybe move the mark to the top?
It's the picture resolution.
A first world problem! :)
Isn't that the truth
;)
Yes of course it's always one of the new sheets :haha:
Another couple
We can all do better
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You know somethings wrong if she's happy :haha:
Might be possible soon with 3D printing :haha:
Maybe if you smoke too much :rofl: :looney:
Better as an Emoji than an app :yes:
Another two for the crowd
Especially these days
Cats are great
Old School works :haha:
Of course she can't see the ball, she has her glasses on top of her head :rofl:
Quote from: CudaMoparRay on August 07, 2020, 06:12:30 PM
Of course she can't see the ball, she has her glasses on top of her head :rofl:
And if you took away the golf club she'd fall over. :rubeyes: :haha:
Oh, but quickly bounce back to an upright position. :looney:
Quote from: bentpshrods on July 20, 2020, 04:27:42 PM
:haha:
And possibly ask you if you want another beer. :drinkingbud: :drunk:
:haha:
:)
The latter would keep me away! :o :burnout:
Quite the imagination
If only that were true the crime doesn't pay :haha:
Four for the price of one :haha:
Another dynamic dual :haha:
Another two :twothumbsup:
another couple :haha:
:D
:crying:
Both of them not true :Thud:
There has been a rise in scams and phishing so maybe not so funny :Thud:
Another two for one :haha:
Random destruction for the evening.
Another deuce
More double trouble :haha:
Not a picture, meme, or video but I thought it was funny.
Like living next door to a golf course :bricks:
Yep that could happen
Another combination
As long as his Mopar collection is not :haha:
Priorities priorities priorities
:)
8)
No a cat wouldn't do that :haha: :yes:
Reminds me of the twilight zone
Nice compassion :Thud:
Golf balls....
They almost look like that when their trying to steal your packages :rofl:
Finally a little help from mother nature :haha:
Two more out the door :haha:
:)
Supply and demand :haha:
I present you an ad about fencing attached to a fence restricting access to fencing.
Daily doubles
No matter where it is there :thinking:
.
Sometimes not enough :Thud:
Another double load :haha:
Sometimes the answer is not what's expected :haha:
what a concept....
Quote from: mopartaz on September 01, 2020, 05:18:16 PM
what a concept....
Not available om BMW's yet, just drove behind one!
I guess my M3 was the only one that came thru with them LOL!
cones
Quote from: mopartaz on September 02, 2020, 10:47:18 AM
I guess my M3 was the only one that came thru with them LOL!
My E39 M5 has that thingamabobber hanging off the steering wheel but I have no idea if it is connected to anything... :stayinlane:
The daily double
panic attack
:))
Another set for you
Grab a bun
Two more for today
.
:)
:thinking:
Therapy dog
One of my favorite "oldies" :bigthumb:
Immune
Social? distance dolls
Only one today
Another single
:D
Have a happy Labor Day
.
My fiance showing me this weekend and it was funny.Wondered why I let him get away with it saying yes dear.This video,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R_qJgBX8XI&t=229s
evolution secret
Classic Clint
Bbq!
:tool:
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f9/72/a4/f972a4c086d0ab41cc46ddddda36a15a.jpg)
When its 110° out and you run out of lettuce. She gets angry and will bite your toes. Otherwise completely docile.
Famous last words :rofl:
Have to be tough to keep a job these days :haha:
Someone posted this on facebook.... I thought it was pretty good! :haha:
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONAL AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that Ihand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives.
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow comeacross this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.
My girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had
just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a
shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is avery intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it
was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me.
(That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again).
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, Iexplained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
President Trump as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while
he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.
I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life..
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Semper Fi,
Alex
:bravo: :bravo:
Another Daily double
One more double
Dynamic dual
:worship:
:thumbdown:
Special single
Watch out for this guy..... :smile:
Another version. 2020 tan.
Better looking too :twothumbsup:
Quote from: DAYLEY/CHALLENGER on September 13, 2020, 05:44:06 AM
Another version. 2020 tan.
Definately 2020 representative. Even comes up short for full visual experience.
Weekend single
Things are not always what they seem to be :haha:
:bigthumb:
2020
Another couple
growing old
Two more for you
:)
:unitedstates: DO IT
Dynamite dual
A rare one indeed!
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :ohyeah:
Planning ahead
Yup that can happen
:takemymoney: a twofer
"Borrowed"
Especially at this time
Two more for your funny bone enjoyment
If I dont catch some fish soon the wife is going to start wondering who my girlfriend is. :deadhorse: :foul:
hh
I bet some of you can relate! :)
Daily doubles
Another daily dual
(https://www.thelightninground.com/filedata/fetch?id=1968&d=1600901735)
(https://www.thelightninground.com/filedata/fetch?id=1970&d=1600903725)
1964 Dodge Dart!! Yes, a Dodge Dart!!
The restroom is to your right if you need to throw-up.
:barf:
Two more for today
Quote from: 700 AKN on September 23, 2020, 09:57:39 PM
1964 Dodge Dart!! Yes, a Dodge Dart!!
The restroom is to your right if you need to throw-up.
:barf:
Yup, doing just that :barf: :haha:
Just a different take on customization in the vein of the Fireball 500 car. Not my cup'o tea, but it appears to be better than the average hack job.
Quote from: 700 AKN on September 23, 2020, 09:57:39 PM
1964 Dodge Dart!! Yes, a Dodge Dart!!
The restroom is to your right if you need to throw-up.
:barf:
I was sold at the Groovy seat covers
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double trouble
:haha: :rofl:
:banana:
painful
(https://www.thelightninground.com/filedata/fetch?id=1988&d=1601140621)
(https://www.thelightninground.com/filedata/fetch?id=1989&d=1601140646)
Single special
" Dad jokes" my kids say, as they roll their eyes and leave the room.... :)
I had to do some :thinking: before I got the bagel joke. :) Good one.
Once on that phone, they are gone! :bye:
Coming sooner than you think
This year has been tough---that's for sure. :Thud: :pullinghair:
Double your pleasure
Landscape ideas
Two to make a couple
Global warming solution
The two for today
Daily doubles
Weekend single :haha:
:whiteflag:
Triple Decker :haha:
The Daily Double
Continuing the saga
Sometimes it's harder than it looks
Single for today
:))
:)
Halloween scare
Technology carries on
It's unbearable :haha: :haha:
Pay attention to the small print
More double trouble
Yee HAW !
Some more double
It's all going to the dogs :haha:
Wow quite effective!
:haha:
walking dangerously.... :rofl: caution unrestrained language....
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Some more to ponder
:))
Looks like a 1971 EL5 Duster Twister :drooling:
Quote from: anlauto on October 16, 2020, 07:23:34 PM
Looks like a 1971 EL5 Duster Twister :drooling:
A friend of mine had a 71 EL5 Duster 340 - man that car got a lot of looks
Sarcasm just got technical
Sunday single
From both sides.
Think they shaved his butt for that ? :thinking:
Another daily double
Different meanings to different people
Another pair of funny
Rusty plays wheel of fortune
Two of the dumbest questions you could be asked. :huh:
Quote from: bentpshrods on October 22, 2020, 11:45:17 AM
Two of the dumbest questions you could be asked. :huh:
Had a Daytona (cloned) like that in Danville, CA way back in the 80s
My first car when I was 16(1972) was a white on white 65 Chevy impala SS. Hijacker air shocks,ET slotted mags--a sharp looking car for a teenager. Still one of my favorite Chevy. BUT when I saw this----well its just wrong on so many levels, don't even know what to say. :notsure: :crying: :Thud:
Two more for good measure
Another dual surprise
The single Saturday one
The weekend special
Beginning of the week
Tuesday specials
This cold weather has got me like...
haha facebook has a few good ones today.....
Got to treat your fish right :haha:
Exorcism for those possessed by Ford & Chev. MAKE SURE SPEAKERS ARE ON
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c1ce22b5-eaa5-4e0a-a370-8c745b5b479d
Two for Thursday
Halloween specials
Saturday special
Monday special
Election day dual
Wednesday special
Thursday funnies
Thank God it's Friday
Saturday special
Sunday special
Monday's treat
Ben,So true
Tuesday treat
Wednesdays daily double
Mask history
Thursday treat
Friday the 13th good luck
Saturday special
.
Can you hear me now? :rofl:
Monday specials
:D
:yes:
After my harness fire this last Summer, this could come in handy.
Never good to let the smoke out !
Tuesday's bunch
Not surprising it has the Lucas name on it .
You name wiring for the god of darkness & expect it to work LOL !!
:)
Hump day funny
.
Thursday specials
:bigthumb: Amen
Friday's couple
Just in time for the holidays!
Saturday's one
Sundays special
One for the times :vipermanhiding:
Monday's best
.
Tuesday's by two
Wednesday madness
Like the song....Living on the Edge
Family holidays
Quote from: Topcat on November 25, 2020, 04:47:21 PM
Like the song....Living on the Edge
I was thinking about an airplane trying to land....I didn't see the car at first... :haha:
Thanksgiving day specials
Day after Thanksgiving
Hopefully I will never be this "Financially Embarrassed" :))
Saturday's satire
Sunday special
Monday madness
Tuesday trouble
Breakfast 2020
Wednesdays couple
Thursdays trouble
Friday's treat
:drunk:
Deer in the headlights
cough syrup
Saturday special
reason
Sunday's Single
Monday afternoon
Let it snow... sort of
Tuesday trouble :haha:
Where you headed TC I hope not the clinic !
Thursdays batch
Fridays Funnies
SANTA!!!! you did what ????? :Thud:
Dating in 2020 .... its gotta be a challenge!
:smile:
:o
Big meeting
Good advice
Bored while shopping
Level of sarcasm
:Thud:
Saturday's loner
Quadruple delight
Looks like someone got a well deserved "Hurts Donut" :D
https://parler.com/post/f9b8553d133240729e2780a89bdcb055
watch out for these lights they might offend somebody. :bricks:
Wednesday delight
I loved Twilight Zone :bigthumb:
The struggle is real! Right?
:huh:
Threesome Friday
.
Saturday satire
smudge thought of the day
:) Exactly
One for Alan....
:haha: :bigthumb:
Hey I resent that! :haha:
It should be a Ford represented.
Mopars don't suddenly "blow up"
/6's were damn good 1/8 racing.
And they last long and don't break down.
.
Finally!
Tuesday Threesome
getting away with murder
Two more for good measure :haha:
Another double
A repeat but still one of my favorites for this time of year.
Christmas funnies
.
:smile:
naughty list
Merry Christmas
Saturday's solo
Sundays satire
Monday specials
Humorous quadruple
Double trouble
Change up:
Sam Kinison was a crazy F'r.
Died in a car accident.
Quote from: Topcat on December 31, 2020, 07:17:32 PM
Change up:
Sam Kinison was a crazy F'r.
Died in a car accident.
He was on an episode of married with children, He played Al Bundy"s guardian angle.
Oh I miss Sam Kinison.
Here's an 80's flashback of him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wAm2HAx7i0
:clapping:
New Year's special
Sorry if this was posted already, I can't remember it.
Saturday's single
Saw this on a rerun of "Ridiculousness".
Monday's trilogy
WTH ??? Don't even know what to say. First day on the job. :huh:
Tuesday twins
.
Wednesdays wonders
Thursday terror
Friday's couple
I can relate. :Thud:
:bigthumb:
Saturday is single
Quote from: bentpshrods on January 09, 2021, 09:35:54 AM
I can relate. :Thud:
This one is pretty darn accurate for me too. Other than Church and car show stuff ( which I do miss!) not much has changed.... LOL is that good or bad?
.
That ain't workin'
That's the way you do it
Tuesday's trilogy
Wednesday treat
carwash
Thursdays loner
Fridays' funnies
.
Please remove if found to be offensive.
Sunday special
What goes around, comes back around
Monday madness
Monday special
Tuesday Twosome
50 pictures taken by car mechanics of what they have to deal with
https://www.boredpanda.com/crazy-car-repair-stories/
.
Wednesday wonders
Friday's funniest
.
.
Here's a good one a friend just sent me...
The Trump Snake Got 'em. :haha:
I remember the bananacuda commercial, Didn't remember Radar was in it. :bigthumb:
Sunday specials
.
Tuesday's Twosome
There are moments in life you just have to laugh.
It snowed in Buffalo yesterday. Yes, I know, it's shocking but true. I was going out to clear our driveway with our snowblower, and my wife decided she wanted to get a little exercise so she grabbed a shovel and came along. After we our finished our driveway, we took care of a neighbor's driveway too. They're a young family and the husband works a lot of hours at their family business so any shoveling tends to happen late in the evening. The snow wasn't particularly heavy so it only took us about 10-15 minutes.
This afternoon, my doorbell rings. The young boy from the family, maybe 8 years old, presents me with a paper plate loaded with chocolate chip cookies covered with plastic wrap, and also gives me a handwritten "thank u" card made with Crayons. I'm really touched. I thank him for the delivery and he heads home. A minute later, the doorbell rings again. It's the same little boy. He hands me a single cookie, saying "Here. This one fell on the ground."
At his age, I would've done exactly the same thing. And the one from the 2nd delivery tasted as good as the first. :D
Rule is to always look out for number 1.
Thursday foursome
Friday favorites
Saturday's single
Three for Monday
Tuesday's double
Hmmmm
Wednesday madness
(https://www.thelightninground.com/filedata/fetch?id=2785&d=1612471508)
:D
Thursday's twosome
Friday's funnies
Saturday's single
Ever wonder how she made out in life , probably a life long politician :Thud:
Mondays specials
Extra funnies today
It's funny...my kid and I were in the car downtown the other day and we saw A LOT of people doing just that...when you start looking, you'll see quite a few :dunno: I guess it's better to be safe than sorry :bigthumb:
So then I guess it's safe to say, that you might've before practiced wearing 2 Condoms at once.
:rofl:
:ohyeah: And I had the matching bare foot pedal that went on the hi/low beam headlight switch also.
Quote from: bentpshrods on February 09, 2021, 01:08:28 PM
:ohyeah: And I had the matching bare foot pedal that went on the hi/low beam headlight switch also.
Still have compression markings on carpet on the hump for an 8 track (much like the picture). Removed 30 years ago
:haha:
OMG ! Do I member :)
Tuesday's twosome
Quote from: bentpshrods on February 09, 2021, 01:08:28 PM
:ohyeah: And I had the matching bare foot pedal that went on the hi/low beam headlight switch also.
Be allot cooler if it were a Mopar.... And I like 67 Chevelles...
Quote from: bentpshrods on February 09, 2021, 01:08:28 PM
:ohyeah: And I had the matching bare foot pedal that went on the hi/low beam headlight switch also.
My Cuda has both the gas pedal and headlight switch bare foot pedals. Completed the package IMO.
An old guy and young guy are both in the grocery pushing carts when they run into each other.
The old guy says "I'm sorry, I'm looking for my wife and I didn't see you".
The young guy says "don't worry about it, I'm looking for my wife too"
The old guy says " what does she look like, maybe we can look for them together".
The young guy says' tall, slender, red hair, kind of busty, no bra, white tank top and short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says "never mind, let's look for yours".
My buddy's old Challenger in a cool video... https://apgvideos.wistia.com/medias/hwxpt4g4hv
Why doesn't Facebook accept Videos longer than 26 seconds?
To Prevent Ford owners from Posting their quarter mile race videos.
Keith Richards holding Betty White :D
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/149440554_306584034131127_2926683054015978497_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=kd4kUoNTEiYAX9hEiNs&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=8241ea7978092a437a96c1e121c5a4ac&oe=604FC697
Tuesday bunch
Four more funnies
Terminal two
Archie-isms
Wednesday wonders
Thursday's Two
Pepsi's First Prank: Remember when race car driver Jeff Gordon, in disguise, "test drove" a car with a terrified car salesman as his passenger? Pepsi's first prank was criticized by "journalists" on the Internet to be a fake.
Pepsi's Second Prank: So, to prove the critics wrong, they did another one. This time the victim is with one of the most critical journalists who wrote about their first prank. This is a must-watch. It's hilarious!
http://1funny.com/pepsi-max-test-drive-2
Friday funnies
Saturday single
Never trust Alexa
https://www.traegerforum.com/data/video/4/4288-82587d630be0076093a0cbfca5129be9.mp4
Sunday single
Two more for you :banana:
Not funny, but I couldn't find and other thread to post this in, my new bar stool :)
Quote from: soundcontrol on February 23, 2021, 02:29:26 PM
Not funny, but I couldn't find and other thread to post this in, my new bar stool :)
So you left a Stool? :bricks:
Quote from: Topcat on February 19, 2021, 07:52:53 AM
Pepsi's First Prank: Remember when race car driver Jeff Gordon, in disguise, "test drove" a car with a terrified car salesman as his passenger? Pepsi's first prank was criticized by "journalists" on the Internet to be a fake.
Pepsi's Second Prank: So, to prove the critics wrong, they did another one. This time the victim is with one of the most critical journalists who wrote about their first prank. This is a must-watch. It's hilarious!
http://1funny.com/pepsi-max-test-drive-2
That was very funny.
Comes in Cans also..
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(https://i.postimg.cc/ncF72RVD/Fish-Assholes.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Quote from: Topcat on February 23, 2021, 06:13:07 PM
Quote from: soundcontrol on February 23, 2021, 02:29:26 PM
Not funny, but I couldn't find and other thread to post this in, my new bar stool :)
So you left a Stool? :bricks:
Yep!
I actually had to Google that before I posted, strange word for a seat :)
Do you see a Man running in the Woods? Or a Dog? Or more than one Dog? :thinking:
(https://i.postimg.cc/d1JP5g2h/Dog.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Quote from: soundcontrol on February 23, 2021, 02:29:26 PM
Not funny, but I couldn't find and other thread to post this in, my new bar stool :)
Well here's me on my old barstool...
Making up for lost time :haha: :rofl:
Start lining up at your local Dodge dealer! New Charger is on the way boys! :rubeyes:
Name that cat...
Male or female? :haha:
I would name the cat Richard :bigthumb:
or... A Doodle Do
Quadruple fun
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SO, MY SON WAS FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE SO I TOLD HIM, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
HE SAID, "NO."
I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER."
HE SAID, "YES."
I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON."
BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK."
BILL GATES SAID, "OK."
I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO.
HE SAID, "NO."
I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW."
HE SAID, "OK."
AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS.
And thus, began the practice of hiring morons to work in influential positions of government.
This practice remains unbroken to this day.
Does this bring anyone to mind here? CP?
Sunday big load
Tuesday simple
Daily doubles
What works better- Oak, Maple or pine?
Got this BAD NEWS email just now.....anybody want to watch my video :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Hello!
Í am a hacker who has access to yoür operatíng system.
Í also have full access to yoür accoüňt.
Í've been watchíng yoü for a few months now.
The fact ís that yoü were ínfected wíth malware throügh an adült síte that yoü vísíted.
Íf yoü are not famílíar wíth thís, Í wíll explaín.
Trojan Vírüs gíves me füll access and control over a compüter or other devíce.
Thís means that Í can see everythíng on yoür screen, türn on the camera and mícrophone, büt yoü do not know aboüt ít.
Í also have access to all yoür contacts and all yoür correspondence.
Why yoür antívírüs díd not detect malware?
Answer: My malware üses the dríver, Í üpdate íts sígnatüres every 4 hoürs so that yoür antívírüs ís sílent.
Í made a vídeo showíng how yoü satísfy yoürself ín the left half of the screen, and ín the ríght half yoü see the vídeo that yoü watched. Wíth one clíck of the moüse,
Í can send thís vídeo to all yoür emaíls and contacts on socíal networks. Í can also post access to all yoür e-maíl correspondence and messengers that yoü üse.
Íf yoü want to prevent thís, transfer the amoünt of $950(USD) to my b!tcoín address (íf yoü do not know how to do thís, wríte to Google: Büy B!tcoin).
My b!tcoín address (BŤC Wallet) ís:
1A2eRePKDLu6Vvmr6xwWmehw5omNq9exo1
After receívíng the payment, Í wíll delete the vídeo and yoü wíll never hear me agaín.
Í gíve yoü 48 hoürs to pay.
Í have a notíce readíng thís letter, and the tímer wíll work when yoü see thís letter.
Fílíng a complaínt somewhere does not make sense becaüse thís emaíl cannot be tracked líke my b!tcoín address.
Í do not make any místakes.
Íf Í fínd that yoü have shared thís message wíth someone else, the vídeo wíll be ímmedíately dístríbüted.
Best regards!
comedians
Quote from: anlauto on March 12, 2021, 06:59:32 PM
Got this BAD NEWS email just now.....anybody want to watch my video :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Hello!
Í am a hacker who has access to yoür operatíng system.
Í also have full access to yoür accoüňt.
Í've been watchíng yoü for a few months now.
The fact ís that yoü were ínfected wíth malware throügh an adült síte that yoü vísíted.
Íf Í fínd that yoü have shared thís message wíth someone else, the vídeo wíll be ímmedíately dístríbüted.
Best regards!
Please remove my address from your contact list!!!
I don't want to risk... seeing that! lol!
Ben
Better late than never :rofl:
Quote from: anlauto on March 12, 2021, 06:59:32 PM
Got this BAD NEWS email just now.....anybody want to watch my video :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Only $950? What a deal!
They always ask me for 3-4000 bucks... :D
Classic Clint
Quote from: soundcontrol on March 13, 2021, 03:43:06 PM
Quote from: anlauto on March 12, 2021, 06:59:32 PM
Got this BAD NEWS email just now.....anybody want to watch my video :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Only $950? What a deal!
They always ask me for 3-4000 bucks... :D
You must watch a lot more porn :pokeeye: :haha:
Sundays single
:(
Quote from: anlauto on March 12, 2021, 06:59:32 PM
Got this BAD NEWS email just now.....anybody want to watch my video :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Hello!
Best regards!
Wouldn't they be better off sending that to your contacts? Probably get more from them to NOT see it than from you! LOL!
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Ain't that the truth :haha:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/11729843@N05/51043200773/in/dateposted-public/
Tuesday's twosome
Well this Guy looks like he's been busy all over in the neighborhood.
Look at all his sores! :Thud:
(https://i.postimg.cc/dQSP6B07/Mr-Potato.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Wednesday wonders
Oh ya, that seems like a fair fight to me :haha: :rofl:
My lunch today! Pizza!
Ammo is really scarce!
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and then asked,
🤔 "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
:haha: my driveways has that color after it rains, I have a 2007 Suburban with a leaky rear main seal.
new generation
Making up for lost time :haha: :rofl:
Another bunch of funnies :haha:
.
The struggle is real.... :yes: :haha:
An oldie, but goodie.
April Fools' special
Friday funnies
Saturday single
Happy Easter Sunday
:)
Early Tuesday
Late Tuesday funnies
Wednesday wonders :banana:
Thursday thrillers :haha:
Friday funnies
Sunday satire
Monday madness
Tuesday terrors
Wednesday wonders
Thursday terrors
been there
I can relate to that one, taking out the springs on my 71 Javelin, talk about a death trap! .... no way I was fighting putting them back in, went to coil overs! :bigthumb:
Quote from: Brads70 on April 16, 2021, 06:09:32 PM
I can relate to that one, taking out the springs on my 71 Javelin, talk about a death trap! .... no way I was fighting putting them back in, went to coil overs! :bigthumb:
With the right tools it's not bad... With the wrong tools it's terrifying...
Was there a couple weeks ago. With the right tools and was still uncomfortable.
Quote from: 1 Wild R/T on April 16, 2021, 07:50:37 PM
Quote from: Brads70 on April 16, 2021, 06:09:32 PM
I can relate to that one, taking out the springs on my 71 Javelin, talk about a death trap! .... no way I was fighting putting them back in, went to coil overs! :bigthumb:
With the right tools it's not bad... With the wrong tools it's terrifying...
I'm sure your right. I had bought something like this. https://www.summitracing.com/parts/sxt-3904
and it destroyed the threads just removing the spring on the Javelin, that and I could only fit 2 of the 3 on the spring , no way I was using it to reinstall..... I wanted coil overs anyway to be honest. :D
When I took the from end apart on the parts car I used "the liquid wrench" on the springs ,much easier and safer! LOL
Not sure if this has been posted before. If you have a weak bladder, then this would or could be a great idea. Your own personal out-house.
Too small to sleep in. Could use as your work vehicle. ????
The guy who owned that Superbird was in a wheelchair.. The rear door acted as a ramp allowing him to get in & drag the chair in behind him...
Friday funnies
Wonder if they were Polyglas...
Saturday single
clint
::) I did
In my mature years, I'm finally beginning to understand the Bible! For those who haven't heard, the State of Washington just passed two laws:
* Same-sex Marriage
* Legalized Marijuana
The fact that same-sex marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says:
"If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."
I just hadn't interpreted it correctly before.
:haha: :rofl: :rofl: :bravo:
Catching up for lost time
Fridays' funnies
Yup!
"Dad joke alert "
Saturday single
Quote from: 1 Wild R/T on April 16, 2021, 11:05:00 PM
The guy who owned that Superbird was in a wheelchair.. The rear door acted as a ramp allowing him to get in & drag the chair in behind him...
Really? I never knew that. First time I've heard of it. Always thought that looked so stupid and couldn't figure out what someone was thinking.
Now it makes total sense. Freakin cool !! I'd do the same If'n I were in a wheel chair.
Sunday special
:thinking: might have had something to do with bigger families back then......
Quote from: Brads70 on April 27, 2021, 04:46:17 PM
:thinking: might have had something to do with bigger families back then......
Wonder how the rear occupants would fare in an accident. :notsure:
Hump day funnies
Two for Tuesday
Saturday satire :haha:
Kid's art
Monday for sure
Tuesday treasure
I know, right?
Wednesday best
A boat load of funnies :haha: :rofl: :veryexcited:
One more for good measure :banana:
I bought a sheet of plywood back in November for about $55. That same sheet is now selling for $85. Just crazy prices.
Is a vette worth $50 ? You might be getting taken .
Almost there!
:)
I can relate!
:yessir:
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Wednesday wonders :haha:
One more :banana:
:rubeyes:
Amish classic mustang!
I read this about a fellow country guys use of his weekend he sent me...
What in the uncle nephew-son, satellite dish hooked up to the trailer, kool aid without sugar, frozen pizza dinner, five teeth missing, creek water sippin, tobacco dip packin, dumpster diving, out of toilet paper so I had to use my hand, tractor driving, catfish selling, cat piss smelling, dog food chompin, Yee Yee yelling, camel cigarette smoking, trailer trash, rebel flag bikini wearing, hillbilly skoal ring in the back pocket of your blue jean cut offs , tramp stamp having, peroxide hair, camaro with no motor on blocks in the front yard, Natty Light drinkin', aluminum foil in your windows, old trampoline repurposed into a chicken coop havin, dressing your kid up as a pack of Marlboros for Halloween, over-alls with the top buttons floppin' and no shirt, potato chips on your bologna sandwich eatin', Hank Williams lovin, catfish noodlin , 1st cousin marrying, grits and possum eating backseat of a 57 Ford wagon for a couch havin',
kinda shit is this?
Gonna be a few more hot ones this summer! :)
:deadhorse:
:)
Big fan of Mifune's work.
:burnout:
With the current heat wave hitting the north west now.
Me last week end. Went for a drive around the valley--topped out over Horseshoe Bend hill a little fast. Was whoa in it down but met Boise county sheriff on the other side. 84 in a 60. Cool officer let me off with a warning. But the sneaky SOB put a note on my registration slip with the date and his badge # that I did get a speed warning. Probably won't be so lucky next time. :rofl:
:lurking:
:Thud: say this 5x fast
Happy 7-4-21. :unitedstates:
Burn an hour on this ... about how long it seems to take to charge a Mach-e :looney:
I figure my 5-hour trip to the beach would take about 8-in this POS
START around 14:30
Haha ,coal fired cars
I Have noticed That my self, I miss his post's. :yes:
Well we could start a list of members that regularly posted that no longer post here hey Alan , I can only think of a few hundred off the top of my head ....
I take no responsibility for this ...
Quote from: Chryco Psycho on July 07, 2021, 09:48:54 PM
Well we could start a list of members that regularly posted that no longer post here hey Alan , I can only think of a few hundred off the top of my head ....
I can only think of two :dunno:
I hope CudaMoparRay is feeling okay, and not sick. :andyangel:
:D
:waving: bentpushrods
to the others :bye: :bye:
303 , 3 two barrels , Dodgemania, JS , ........
:)
...... Ford has a Better Idea ???......
https://www.thedrive.com/tech/41529/ford-looking-at-charging-evs-by-flat-towing-them
In a recently published patent, the Dearborn automaker described a system by which an EV can be towed and charged by a vehicle such as an RV or semi-truck.
(https://www.thedrive.com/content/2021/07/ford-regen-towing-lead.jpg?quality=85&width=1920&quality=70)
What :))
I messaged CudaMoparRay to see if all was OK with no response. I hope he is OK? :grouphug:
Quote from: Brads70 on July 16, 2021, 12:51:33 PM
I messaged CudaMoparRay to see if all was OK with no response. I hope he is OK?
As of today his last post was June 16, 2021 and he was last active July 08, 2021.
The struggle is real.....
Forced to bring a cake huh.... pretty much guarantee you bring it all home with ya. :haha:
:D
::)
:bravo:
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Quote from: Jay Bee on July 16, 2021, 01:15:29 PM
Quote from: Brads70 on July 16, 2021, 12:51:33 PM
I messaged CudaMoparRay to see if all was OK with no response. I hope he is OK?
As of today his last post was June 16, 2021 and he was last active July 08, 2021.
He sent me a PM today. He is ok , dealing with some not so pleasant issues.
groaner alert....
Quote from: Brads70 on July 20, 2021, 08:17:31 PM
Quote from: Jay Bee on July 16, 2021, 01:15:29 PM
Quote from: Brads70 on July 16, 2021, 12:51:33 PM
I messaged CudaMoparRay to see if all was OK with no response. I hope he is OK?
As of today his last post was June 16, 2021 and he was last active July 08, 2021.
He sent me a PM today. He is ok , dealing with some not so pleasant issues.
Glad to hear it.
(https://www.thelightninground.com/filedata/fetch?id=3663&d=1627091439)
:D
Good one.
Thank you all for your concern but as someone said before "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated" :haha: :rofl:
No illness of my own but have been extremely busy with others, which at this age, keep coming faster from many causes.
Not to mention the mundane "honey dos" and paying more attention to my other car "Daily driver" issues.
Simply just paying attention to more pressing but not necessarily dire issues.
I now have more time to dedicate to this great site again.
Appreciate all of you, thank you again, Ray
Playing catch-up :Thud:
Hey..welcome back ! :banana:
Quote from: anlauto on July 26, 2021, 02:27:03 PM
Hey..welcome back ! :banana:
Thank you Alan for noticing :wave:
:slapme5:
Today's dual :haha:
Hump Day :banana:
Men's Pearls of Wisdom😍
🌾1. When I was born, as a male I was given a choice - A big downstairs or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
🌾2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
🌾3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
🌾4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
🌾5. There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
🌾6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
🌾7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
🌾8. Virginity can be cured.
🌾9. Virginity is not dignity, it's a lack of opportunity.
🌾10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
🌾11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
🌾12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
🌾13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
🌾14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
🌾15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't
🌾16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
🌾17. Despite the old saying, ' Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
🌾18. Breasts are proof that men can focus on 2 things at a time
Thursday two
On my front yard today.... :o Guess you're no supposed to announce a lady's age :headbang:
Friday funnies
Sunday Funnies
:deadhorse:
Hmmm
Monday madness :Thud:
Tuesday Two
Great commercial :haha: :haha:
Weekend Bunch
Thank you Mike, glad to be back :banana:
Did he say he saw one in high school ???
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/us/two-north-carolina-men-were-killed-by-a-train-while-mourning-their-brother-killed-in-the-same-spot/ar-AAN3nW9?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531
...NOT really a "funny" story. but....
:foul:
Guilty as charged.
Sunday satire :haha:
Starting the week
Tuesday twins :cheers:
Wednesday wackos
Thursday treats
Sunday smiles :D
About right :yessir:
Little more fun
:yes:
.
Yup!!!! ::)
Saturday satire :haha:
Sunday special
Monday mayhem :haha:
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The grand kids are fighting--the wife is all pissy and yelling. :pullinghair: i'm grabbing the CD's and taking the cuda for a drive to the mountains.
Good old Charlie Brown. :bigthumb:
Friday funnies
Weekend warriors
I must be the most attentive driver out there
An old one but a good one?
Poor place for a split line on the dot com address.
:woohoo:
(https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/c5/37/2e/c5372e48b8a216fa4003e703ccad3ebe.jpg)
When Granma wants to go for a ride, best not to tell her no!
A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience..
Seeing God she asked : "Is my time up ?"
God said :
"No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth !
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded :
"God, you said I had
another 33 years to live ? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the Ambulance ?"
(You'll love this)
God replied :
"I didn't recognize you.......... !!!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Catch-up truck load :haha:
Hump day humor
:bigthumb: ABOUT RIGHT.
Saturday satire :haha:
:)
It's a long way to the Top if you want to Rock N Roll.
Living after Midnight. :haha:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjTLOaD6fr4
(https://i.postimg.cc/L4zjKfJ7/Brain.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Tuesday twisters :rofl:
Wednesday wonders :haha:
a little music humor...
Thursday's tear-ups
Friday finals
Sunday satire :haha:
Mad Monday
:o
Tuesday terrors :haha:
Sunday specials :haha:
:yes: Yes indeed we do.
Sunday satire
Quote from: bentpshrods on August 26, 2021, 09:26:33 AM
The grand kids are fighting--the wife is all pissy and yelling. :pullinghair: i'm grabbing the CD's and taking the cuda for a drive to the mountains.
I love this one!
I forget where I saw this, but someone commented -
400 years from now, people will still be listening to Pink Floyd, just like we still listen to Bach.
I believe this to be true. I love Floyd as much today as I did 30 yrs ago
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Yea me to. More wisdom from the Peanuts guys. My era. 8)
:haha:
:haha: Good One!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:) :Thud:
:bigthumb:
:)
Way overdue :haha:
Another bunch
Two for Tuesday
Not so great Swedish license plate, they usually ban stuff like this ::)
I still rollover hysterically everytime I see this.
:thinking:
What comes around goes around.
Kill a Spider and get bit by a Mosquito. (https://i.postimg.cc/R0F69nPs/Spider.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZWGKx0zp)
Actually I have 2 spiders sitting near me as I type this , no I won't kill them !
Sunday funnies
This guy is pretty clever with car names... :rofl:
That's funny!!
Monday's fun
Can you spot the F-up :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
The end of the world as we know it!!! :sorry:
Wednesday wit :haha:
Thursday two
Friday funnies :haha:
Sunday satire :haha:
Monday mayhem :haha:
Wednesday wonders :haha:
Quote from: anlauto on October 25, 2021, 07:24:41 PM
Can you spot the F-up :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
(https://forum.e-bodies.org/dlattach/;topic=269.0;attach=186906;image)
Here is a hint.
(https://o.aolcdn.com/images/dims3/GLOB/legacy_thumbnail/1600x900/format/jpg/quality/85/https://s.aolcdn.com/os/ab/_cms/2021/10/22103625/Wright-Flyer.jpeg)
Plane is flying backwards.
Just saw that and in the wrong state.
Kitty Hawk is in NC.
:yes:
Quiet Thursday :haha:
About right. :crying:
Quote from: dvs cycles on November 04, 2021, 05:38:09 PM
Just saw that and in the wrong state.
Kitty Hawk is in NC.
Yeah, but Orville & Wilbur Wright are from Columbus Ohio...
Friday funnies :haha:
Saturday satire :haha:
:rofl:
Monday mania :haha:
Tuesday two :banana:
I like this one :haha: :haha: :haha:
Thursday Quad :haha:
Friday funnies :banana:
This was such an up lifting and causing my Blood to flow again to excersise; I joined a Yoga class today.
Quote from: Topcat on November 12, 2021, 09:30:30 PM
This was such an up lifting and causing my Blood to flow again to excersise; I joined a Yoga class today.
Imagine you subscribed to Showtime for the same health benefit
:dunno:
Saw this at a local gas station yesterday....
:haha: :-X
Act fast, won't last long! :lookatthat: :takealook:
Wacky Wednesday :haha:
Tough Thursday :Thud:
Fearsome Friday :bricks:
Saturday single :D
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing backwards.
Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.
For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every ten seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month, leaving us more than 280,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' Were bad-tempered and impatient, and maybe letting us kill some ***hole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.....
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-#$%*.
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys.... We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however..... I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any push-ups after completing basic training.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too..... I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave or to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those terrorists..... The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million hacked off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.
HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50.... in menopause! You think MEN have attitudes? Ohhhhhhhh my goodness!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!
(https://www.thelightninground.com/filedata/fetch?id=4761&d=1637516636)
Sunday single :haha:
Monday mayhem :rofl:
Tuesday dual
Thanksgiving Thursday :worship:
I was searching online for a door closer mechanism and found these fractions...
Huh?
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:D
Funny Friday :haha:
Sit UBU sit - good dog
Silly Saturday :haha:
:lookatthat:
Sunny Sunday :banana:
Mad Monday
Tandem Tuesday :looney:
I guess everyone has to have a hobby? :notsure: :rofl:
Wacky Wednesday :woohoo:
Challenger chase scene ...
Trouble Thursday
One for the farm communities! Word has it that's Murray behind the wheel!
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:iagree:
Yup. :drinkingbud:
Satire Sunday again :haha:
Tuesday treats :woohoo:
Wednesday wine
:lookatthat:
Don't know why but this made me laugh. Someone with a great imagination. :haha:
Fun Friday :haha:
:burnout:
;)
:rofl:
Sunday satire
Monday morn :haha:
It's Tuesday
:haha:
:takemymoney:
Saturday Seven
A little T & A
:))
Monday three
I bring this one back each year---but I'm kinda partial towards purple 71's. Merry Christmas every one.
Careful out there gentleman! Fakes/rebodies are everywhere!
Saturday Merry Christmas bunch
Monday of last week in 2021 :banana:
That is hilarious! So outrageous you have to wonder if it is intended. There is another video, this one by him, and after watching it I started thinking that it is either definitely intentional or this guy is going to make the news alright... and it won't be the weather. :looney:
Happy New year everyone! Here is to hoping its better than 2021 :wave:
Very funny That news reporter in the snow has to be a set up . It's well done very good :australia:
Bunch for New Year start
:stop: Who's With Me?
Monday's fun
Tuesday's dual
Must be a northern car issue?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Friday fun
Saturday single
Sunday one
Tuesday funnies :haha:
:-X
Interesting NAPA video.... This was restored by a friend of mine....I actually restored a bunch of components for him...
https://apgvideos.wistia.com/medias/hwxpt4g4hv
New covid test (for those not following the Covid thread)
Wednesday laughs
Saturday evening
Monday mania :banana:
More Monday madness :haha:
Tuesday tussle
Wacky Wednesday :haha:
Tough Thursday :deadhorse:
We need a face palm emoji !
Suddenly Saturday
:stop:
:yessir:
I understand she also did colonoscopy work as well!
Sunny Sunday
Monday morning fun :haha:
Thursday thrillers :haha:
Friday funnies :haha:
CNN was reporting over and over that no one was wearing masks in Sturgis during the bike rally.(https://i.postimg.cc/bw3W93PC/biker.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Once again, fake news.
Wednesday eight :haha:
Thursday twosome :haha:
Friday fun
are those C-95s?
Saturday single
Valentine's Day Weekend Special!
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Wednesday wackos
Tough Thurday :bricks:
:D
Sunday satire :haha:
That's about right. :-[
:D
:whiteflag:
Friday time to catch up :Thud:
Sunny Saturday :banana:
Wacky Wednesday :haha:
Friday Four :haha:
Sunny Saturday :banana:
Sunday single
Last Monday of the month dual :haha:
Sunday Ten
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Monday dual
Wednesday 4
Thursday's two :haha:
Better get stocked up! :barf:
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I saw that on the news this morning. It looked like a scene from those Police Academy movies from the 1980's.
That's pretty funny :haha: :haha: :haha:
True fact!
Just didn't age well.....
This about sums it up.
Friday to Friday frolic :haha:
NOT FUNNY....but a really hard hit...
:haha:
:bravo:
🙂
:brainiac:
Guess them chevy's will take a licken & keep on ticken :Thud:
:thinking:
Living till a 100 years old
I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned " mid seventies").
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, Do you think I'll live to be 100?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?'
'No,' I said...
He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'
Alan's wife broom pic which brings to mind.....
For all those eating fish on Friday. This is an oldie that came to mind the other day.
burnout
:thinking:
(https://yiffytimes.files.wordpress.com/2020/11/123347769_1448625045331376_7604016908513697543_n.jpg)
We keep a fire extinguisher in our kitchen :dunno:
Quote from: anlauto on April 06, 2022, 08:33:10 AM
We keep a fire extinguisher in our kitchen :dunno:
I think that's what he fell down and drops at 14-seconds in.......
Either way, that's pretty nasty....Scooters OUTSIDE guys :foul:
Yea that one really is a bad "comedy" of errors.
One of my sons sent me this. I couldn't find what "inaugural race" this driver was running in, but in most ways it doesn't really matter Drivers of this era had to be a little nuts to race. This driver had big ones.
:takealook:
Still takes Mopar to catch a Mopar! :D
Oh yeah, you know, the thing, Easter.
Playing catch up :haha: :rofl:
Another batch :twothumbsup:
Thought the billboard was funny and didn't know where else to post it.
Row of 10 funnies :haha:
Another row of 10 :banana:
Last 10 for now :bricks:
Continuing the marathon :haha:
Second set of 10 :Thud:
The finish line :banana:
.
Another day on the job!
:yes:
:)
Running late again but better than never :cheers:
As he's leaving, the Russian leader tells him that in Russia they have a farewell custom called "Russian Roulette", to demonstrate one's courage. The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger...click...empty chamber.
He hands the revolver to his African guest and says," Your turn." Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual... click....empty.
The next year, the Russian visits the African country. As he's leaving, the African tells him that he was very impressed with "Russian Roulette" and that he has devised an African ritual to demonstrate one's courage.
The African then disappears through a door, only to reappear a few minutes later smiling and says, "Your turn."
The African escorts the Russian through the door. In the room are 6 of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen. The African explains that he is to choose 1 of the women, who will perform oral sex on him.
Absolutely dumbfounded, the Russian asks, "What kind of test of courage is this?"
The African calmly answers, "One of them is a cannibal."
:cheers: Way too busy these days, like everyone else :bricks:
Bonus round :banana: :haha:
Take Your Child To Work Day
.
.
Space... The Final Frontier!!!
Sunday funnies by chance :ohyeah:
The other half
Yup. :twothumbsup:
Here's the Official Distinction; Straight from the British Medical
Journal: Volume: 323; Page 295..
GUT'S- Is arriving home late, after a night out with the Guy's,
Being met by your Wife with a Broom, and having the "Gut's"
to Ask: "Are you still cleaning? or are you Flying Somewhere?
BALL'S- Is coming home late after a night out with the Guy's,
Smelling of Perfume and Beer, Lipstick on your Collar, Slapping
your Wife on the Butt and having the "Ball's" to say: "Your next
Sweety"!
:crying:
To carry the Star Trek theme.
Hungry ?
:lurking:
.
:vipermanhiding:
Found this kind of amusing. All about the names of cars!
:D
Quote from: anlauto on July 21, 2022, 06:14:08 PM
:D
Haha with that.
No pic but the look on my (non car guy) boss's face when I when I told him I spent the weekend watching midget racing...
The epitome of "priceless"
Went to a craft brewery this afternoon with my daughter and her boyfriend. You're never too old for sidewalk chalk.
Every good garage has a coffee can full. ::)
Yes, Hemmings actually headlined this article. Betting it'll get changed soon so I screenshot it, lol.
https://www.hemmings.com/stories/2022/07/28/tony-guidas-connection-with-this-alpine-white-winged-wonder-stretches-more-than-40-years
Hmm must be one of one , I am not familiar with a tin indian SB :Thud:
Missed a few :haha: :rofl:
Caution, don't click on this one with the wife near by.... :stop:
Today & Tomorrow?
:D
Quote from: blown motor on August 09, 2022, 10:09:13 AM
:D
Graduate to College
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:haha: That's awesome!
Check them out! :haha:
Went for a drive this morning. 8)
More funnies :rofl:
Just picked up some new brake shoes today....
Quote from: Brads70 on August 13, 2022, 04:02:40 PM
Just picked up some new brake shoes today....
Freddy F coulda used those
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:waving:
Two for today :haha:
:thinking:
More funnies :banana:
Three more :haha:
Niagara Regional Government Headquarters Aug 26/22.
Seems like all protestors were displeased at the pace of the negotiations
That's about right. 8)
Or this cool also. 8)
:burnout:
Finally, more funnies :haha:
..
:))
AH OH !!! ::)
From the car shows this summer. :o
They got that right. :banana: :stayinlane:
Why do I read these with a Mexican accent. :dunno:
:-X
:))
Quote from: bentpshrods on October 03, 2022, 09:34:33 AM
They got that right. :banana: :stayinlane:
That is currently known as a Millennial Anti-Theft Device :haha:
:looney:
:bigthumb:
A sense of humor even back in the day
:thinking:
Go big or go home.......they did a good job on going big.
But it's still ugly.
Not a fan. Looks like lines for a 69 Camaro.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9516848640/h93E6D9DF/dog-dont-know-kind-dog-this-is-but-would-definitely-ride-into-battle)
Quote from: YellowThumper on October 24, 2022, 10:39:37 AM
Not a fan. Looks like lines for a 69 Camaro.
I thought it was a Camaro at first as well.... it is done in photoshop so pretty impressive rendering in my opinion. But still ugly :haha:
(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2392797/86004836.jpg)
:yes:
AH OH again. ::)
Not sure what to think of this :thinking: They were talking about on the radio today, because I guess she said she would like to reunite Led Zepplin to perform this song with her on the night she's inducted in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame :dunno:
I actually don't hate it...
Happy Halloween.
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When you gotta go, you gotta go :haha:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjZTM82X4AEf14C.jpg)
(https://www.askideas.com/media/08/Scorions-Are-Natures-Way-Of-Saying-Funny-Nature-Meme.jpg)
:rolleyes:
(https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/7-1.jpg)
(https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/7-funny-meme.jpg)
Yup.
(https://www.forcbodiesonly.com/mopar-forum/attachments/img_6254-jpg.107484/)
When your enine has a sense of humor about your misfortune....
Yes please....... :cheers:
forget learning to shift - people aren't even going to learn how to drive.......
Jeff Gordon, a professional stock car racer, announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Biden's plea to employ inner-city youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed inner city youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 9 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as many races are won or lost in the pits, plus he thought his public relations would receive a boost for hiring inner-city kids.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced inner-city crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff's wife in the shower.
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Oh boy-----that would do it. :o :verymad:
Same in my household as well... :Thud:
Might have been a popular place?
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Quote from: 71-440 on November 18, 2022, 08:06:00 PM
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Sounds EXACTLY like my family....Mangia!
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(https://www.woodlandmanufacturing.com/articles/files/autocorrect-fsf-800x800.jpg)
:bradsthumb:
Pay attention Santa.
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:andyangel:
:headbang:
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(https://i.gifer.com/origin/53/53edd55e421527b2d88cb98d76d15812_w200.webp)
:burnout:
#truestory
:yes:
(https://www.forcbodiesonly.com/mopar-forum/attachments/img_6256-jpg.107696/)
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I asked the new AI robot to write a song about a 70 Challenger. Took 3 seconds.
Not very creative writing, dry and generic.
Good news for humans!
...still, better than the song "99" by Toto :D
Verse 1:
I got a muscle car, it's a Challenger,
It's got a 440 engine with a sixpack carb.
A 4-speed pistol grip shifter takes me higher,
I feel the power as I hit the gas.
Chorus:
Ride on, ride on, my Challenger,
Take me down the highway to the promised land.
I love the sound of that V8 roar,
As I leave all my troubles behind.
Verse 2:
I hit the road and I feel the rush,
As I leave all my worries behind.
I don't care where I'm going,
I just love the feeling of being alive.
Chorus:
Ride on, ride on, my Challenger,
Take me down the highway to the promised land.
I love the sound of that V8 roar,
As I leave all my troubles behind.
Bridge:
I'm living fast and free,
In my Challenger, my baby.
I'll never settle down,
I'll just keep on driving.
Chorus:
Ride on, ride on, my Challenger,
Take me down the highway to the promised land.
I love the sound of that V8 roar,
As I leave all my troubles behind.
Was Googling MILF this morning, and this came up....
(https://www.forbbodiesonly.com/moparforum/attachments/upload_2022-3-19_14-3-4-jpeg.1257099/)
Quote from: blown motor on December 15, 2022, 08:11:02 PM
#truestory
Low blow man. That hurt. :haha:
When I first bought this car and on here guys talking about how they've been restoring their car for 20 years and I didn't understand it. But now I have first hand experiences of life getting in the way. One day it'll get finished.
Good one.
(https://i.imgur.com/nkYHDfe.jpg)
I think most can relate....
(https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/1-2.jpg)
Conversation with my daughter.
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(https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/scary-signs18.jpg)
:smile:
:)
:yessir:
:wowzers:
I'm not sure that there's an appropriate letter to assign to that body.
:lurking:
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It's true.
Quote from: anlauto on January 11, 2023, 12:35:57 PM
:wowzers:
So that's why you weren't on-line for a week. Competing in thr Mr. Universe competition - eh!
Quote from: Jay Bee on January 11, 2023, 07:29:56 PM
Quote from: anlauto on January 11, 2023, 12:35:57 PM
:wowzers:
So that's why you weren't on-line for a week. Competing in thr Mr. Universe competition - eh!
You bet, Bavaro Beach Punta Cana 8) .....I won by the way... :1place: :haha: :haha:
I like the muppet's.
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Groan....
:yes:
:D
True.
(https://www.woodlandmanufacturing.com/articles/files/coffee-800x800.jpg)
(https://www.defensivedriving.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/four-way-stop-please-street-sign-defensivedriving-org.jpg)
How many people have NOT had this happen?
:iagree:
How true!!!
Hehehe.
:foul:
When you WANT a Challenger, but NEED a pickup :foul:
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AH WHAT :huh:
:D
Feeling punny?
Jumped in the 03 GMC to run into town. The dash is dead, no gauges, no tach, no speedo, but.....the check engine light still works! It's good to know there's some things in life are infallible.
Wondering why a picture of my shirt is being rejected.
No graphics or anything curse.
Only statements about wanting more cars
Quote from: YellowThumper on February 12, 2023, 07:05:19 PM
Wondering why a picture of my shirt is being rejected.
No graphics or anything curse.
Only statements about wanting more cars
Maybe the size of the picture ?
or could be the file format - I have had that happen a few times.
:lurking:
I was just saying to someone last night that I don't think all white hot air balloon sales will be very strong in the unforeseeable future...
Quote from: anlauto on February 12, 2023, 07:30:14 PM
Quote from: YellowThumper on February 12, 2023, 07:05:19 PM
Wondering why a picture of my shirt is being rejected.
No graphics or anything curse.
Only statements about wanting more cars
Maybe the size of the picture ?
[/quote
Nope tried again with just a screens and it failed]
Try emailing it to me at anlauto@hotmail.com
Tried other pics and get same security check failing it.
Guess I am flagged.
Can someone have a mod fix me pls.
Quote from: YellowThumper on February 14, 2023, 01:13:44 PM
Tried other pics and get same security check failing it.
Guess I am flagged.
Can someone have a mod fix me pls.
send me the picture
Done.
Everything looks good to me....the size, the file "jpeg" :dunno: Maybe the gawds don't like car t-shirts ? :haha: :haha:
Quote from: anlauto on February 14, 2023, 01:54:19 PM
Everything looks good to me....the size, the file "jpeg" :dunno: Maybe the gawds don't like car t-shirts ? :haha: :haha:
Thanks.
Nuff Said!
:lurking:
:takemymoney:
:takepicture:
(https://dogtime.com/assets/uploads/gallery/funny-dog-memes-part-3/are-you-mocking-me-cuz-i-feel-like-i_m-being-mocked-funny-dog-memes.jpg)
(https://dogtime.com/assets/uploads/gallery/funny-dog-memes-part-3/the-reason-dogs-are-man_s-best-friend-funny-dog-memes.jpg)
(https://blog.yellowoctopus.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/yellow-octopus-funny-memes-29.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/GEHGfYE.jpg)
About right. :Thud:
:driving:
.
You thought changing spark plugs was hard before.... :clueless:
:bigthumb:
Used to be the other way. :unbelievable:
Amen :)
Old one but still makes me laugh...
:-X
:clapping:
.
(https://i3.wp.com/bensabaconlovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/bacon-salad-meme-1.jpg)
not so funny, but it's a picture I hadn't seen before :crying: :crying:
I like this too :twothumbsup:
(https://lolalambchops.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Hilarious-2023-Memes.jpg)
:rofl:
Quote from: anlauto on March 21, 2023, 02:13:37 PM
:rofl:
I can now see a certain person telling the citizens on how the wheels almost go round and round on the bus! :bricks: :haha: :rofl: :drunk: :crazytalk: :looney:
Finally , after many years found my numbers matching transmission! :banana:
It's true.
:P
Ready for the flood season.
For the Duke boys
:thinking:
:iagree:
Quote from: Bullitt- on March 29, 2023, 05:48:08 PM
Check those Lug Nuts ;)
That was something! I had seen that yesterday and thinking the guy didn't have a clue what had happened to his car. Driving along and all of a sudden, your entire car is launched and rolled over and over.
This one is funny!
https://www.facebook.com/reel/592957506052919?s=yWDuG2&fs=e&mibextid=Nif5oz
Quote from: 71GranCoupe on March 30, 2023, 02:30:24 PM
This one is funny!
https://www.facebook.com/reel/592957506052919?s=yWDuG2&fs=e&mibextid=Nif5oz
Thank is AWESOME!!!! I got the "where are you" yesterday picking up my daughter from gymnastics..... except she was at volleyball :haha: oops!
Quote from: Bullitt- on March 29, 2023, 05:48:08 PM
Check those Lug Nuts ;)
Did you notice the idiot in the truck gets off at the exit and continues to drive on three wheels?
Probably had no idea the destruction that was caused behind him.
Getting off the road is a good plan on freeways. Not using some cheap adapters or spacers is a better one.
Love the look on the guy's face :haha: :haha: :haha:
Dad joke
Maybe posted before, but still funny!
I want to find one of those signs for my convertible this Summer :D
Quote from: Bullitt- on March 29, 2023, 05:48:08 PM
Check those Lug Nuts ;)
Yea that was local to me on the 118 freeway in SoCal.
Driver of launched car only sustained minor injuries.
Just an interesting perspective.
This is from a recent business trip down to Mexicali Mexico.
Massive sign advertising for Botox.
Below sign is housing that is not much more than basic shacks. Some literally just had tarps for partial roofing.
But hey ya gotta look good...
They got that right. :yessir:
Quote from: YellowThumper on April 01, 2023, 08:57:41 PM
Yea that was local to me on the 118 freeway in SoCal.
Driver of launched car only sustained minor injuries.
Well that's a blessing. I'm sure their underwear was one of the items that sustained an injury!! :o
I noticed that the very tire that initiated the accident, comes back to smack them one last time in the end. Nothing like adding a little insult to the injury!! :looney:
Quote from: RzeroB on April 03, 2023, 03:53:40 PM
Quote from: YellowThumper on April 01, 2023, 08:57:41 PM
Yea that was local to me on the 118 freeway in SoCal.
Driver of launched car only sustained minor injuries.
Well that's a blessing. I'm sure their underwear was one of the items that sustained an injury!! :o
I noticed that the very tire that initiated the accident, comes back to smack them one last time in the end. Nothing like adding a little insult to the injury!! :looney:
That "insult" is exactly what my wife said.
The road where I work is mostly industrial. More and more the (enter preferred adjective here) keep taking over the roads for the burnout "fun". Well, here are 2 pics. The "fun" one and the abrupt end to it one.
Can you say curb rash? Curb hit is clearly the rim profile.
I call this humor.
:yes:
It's true.
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(https://www.digitalmomblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/waking-up-quote-relatable.jpg)
:clapping:
BRILLIANT :twothumbsup:
Again I read these with a Mexican accent.
This happened not all that far from me. It's not funny but an online comment was.
The absolute truth ....
:)
:D
;)
:takealook:
:haha:
:tired:
:unbelievable:
( . )
:drunk:
.
I wonder how long it would take?
:))
8)
New pick up line....
Interesting house?
:tired:
Just in case someone needs a fresh idea? :idea:
marketing....
(https://dogtime.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/gallery/funny-dog-memes-part-3/the-reason-dogs-are-man_s-best-friend-funny-dog-memes.jpg)
:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3dy2xLKfX4
This has nothing to do with cars, but if you ever heard of this word you'll know immediately that it's pretty funny (and very surprising!) that someone at the FAA approved naming a navigation point after it ... and putting it on an aeronautical chart!! :looney:
:huh:
Ouch!!
:(
(https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/11-funny-memes-october.jpg)
Might be worth it for sure. :yessir:
Is it just me, or do the front ends of Teslas look frighteningly similar to these characters from an episode of the original Twilight Zone?
Getting old sucks. :tired:
This one got me to. :huh:
Hey that's great!
We all have look a likes somewhere. :o
Bet ya can't eat just one!
I hate MM...
Cheaper then a plumber....
I'm not going to lie, it just made me giggle a little
Saw this BMW with door damage on a highway near Ft Worth, TX. Gotta love the owner's sense of humor.
More to the point than a No Soliciting sign
.
I don't see a lot of useful responses on the FB group but thought this was pretty creative.
Almost that time?
Quote from: Brads70 on October 21, 2023, 08:40:29 AM
Almost that time?
Brad,
That is SO mean! I'm not coming to your house this year. :D
TA DAAAAH ::)
I'm Hungry!! :drooling:
Truth....
That was my first thought to. :huh:
:D
Now that's funny!
Seems like it would work well! :)
True!
:stayinlane:
Merry Christmas ! :)
" Dad joke" :D
We got about 8" of snow in the last 24 hours, maybe time to build a snowman?
Cool! :bigthumb: Just in time for Christmas!
:D
Does this come with asbestos diapers? :stop:
Quote from: Brads70 on December 08, 2023, 04:59:36 PMDoes this come with asbestos diapers? :stop:
How did I know that post was going to be from you?
Women----Demand your equal rights. :banana:
:-X
:soshelp:
:rolleyes:
Choices? :)
:haha:
:burnout:
.
8)
Don't know why but this just made me laugh.
.
What goes around comes around... Maybe?
:bigthumb:
:foul:
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7c/e8/a1/7ce8a1996b5bf93ffa258c06ee81cba4.jpg)
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Slant 6 ad (didn't know where else to post this)
Quote from: Jay Bee on January 06, 2024, 07:47:28 AMSlant 6 ad (didn't know where else to post this)
It's hard to believe they were worried about gas prices in the early 60's.
Can you imagine a slant 6 in a car that big? Zero to 60 in a few minutes. :-[
1st airbag???
Found some new road lamps for Challenger to combat the blinding LED 's out there now.
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HAHA I've seen them in action....
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Quote from: Bullitt- on January 10, 2024, 06:14:49 AM:P
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:bigthumb: :clapping: Touché
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This Uber could even be in Wisconsin :D
This is the Wisconsin Uber.
Pro tip: the next time your wife wants to go antique shopping take her here.
Gotta love the Irish
I can't help but wonder if the world needs more dodge ball....
Marines have their own sense of humor..... :)
Yup.
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I still read these with a Mexican accent in my head. Maybe because I'm old enough to remember the Frito Bandito and Speedy Gonzales?
I love those. Keep them coming.
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The military sure has some colorful expressions!
I can think of a few people on here that will appreciate this one. :)
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Quote from: Brads70 on February 05, 2024, 07:43:36 AM:haha:
Brad,
That's too funny if it's real. That is one controversial topic over at Challengertalk. Those banana's are put on for shipping the car, so the front spoiler doesn't get damaged. The dealer is supposed to remove them, but they leave it up to the buyer. I removed mine on day 2, and I could already see where they were starting to scratch the spoiler. Dirt gets between the banana and spoiler, and you get a sand paper affect. There are others that leave them on. They are only held on by one plastic push pin, so I don't know long that would last.
Might want to avoid this road.... :stop:
Quote from: Brads70 on February 05, 2024, 07:43:36 AM:haha:
I showed my son this and he actually wants the hat...If he can't find it, he's already thinking of 3D printing the bumpers and making his own
A lot of people need this mug!
Happy Football Sunday!
Ya might have a tub of wet wipes handy....
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True.
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My daughter and her guy went to the Toronto International Auto Show today. They sat in a Tesla and sent me a this picture. Does anyone else see the irony in this?
Quote from: blown motor on February 19, 2024, 10:43:17 AMDoes anyone else see the irony in this?
That image is worthy of spawning a plethora of memes.
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I can relate to this one waaaay too much.
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I have a couple like this and a few with a bit more character that came out of my motor, thus my forum name.
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Ewww that guy is in trouble.... :haha:
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3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050
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I remember the Beverly Hillbillies, granny was great.
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:Thud:
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Looks like an angry woman made this one?
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Not sure where to "drop" this.
Quote from: YellowThumper on April 04, 2024, 10:56:06 AMNot sure where to "drop" this.
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Humor for laughing at myself.
This is 30+ feet of stainless mig wire spooling out as I was aligning pipes for a tack. SMH...
5-10 minutes of winding it in backwards. Fun times.
Is Monday Pink Floyd Day? With the eclipse we will be on the Dark Side of the Moon.
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Alabama hit with Boogie Woogie Flu
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https://www.al.com/news/2024/04/medicaid-website-lists-alabama-boogie-woogie-in-absurd-error.html
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:thinking: I always wondered where that came from? :D
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Clever!
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Quote from: 700 AKN on April 14, 2024, 10:50:22 PMNo Idea What Is Going On Here, But Man What An Idiot.
https://www.facebook.com/100000542146585/videos/979968946895263/ (https://www.facebook.com/100000542146585/videos/979968946895263/)
Amateur driver?? The question I have is why the need to back up so far? There was plenty of space to swing the front end out from that parking space. Maybe the 3 pedals confused him or her? I just hope it was someone trying to steal the Viper. Then they got what they deserved.
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I was at a convenience store today and these cars were parked in front. They don't make them like they used to!
Nope...they sure don't. We will be replacing the wife's car this year - a 2013 BRZ. Against my wishes she wants an SUV. Is there an uglier car than an SUV?!? They are all short fat station wagons.....
QuoteI was at a convenience store today and these cars were parked in front. They don't make them like they used to!
It looks like the rear of a Ford Lincoln. The only thing that would make that photo better would be a 1970 Plymouth Sport Fury rear sticking out. That is one large vehicle.
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:Thud:
Time for a break. I'll make more later.
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Wide load?
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:canada: :unitedstates:
This is the same guy that had wagon wheels on his Challenger Hellcat.
Now he's putting paddle wheels on his Challenger and taking it out on the water.
He just likes trashing his cars. He must have more money than brains.
Just a warning you might want to watch this alone because the words that might come out of your mouth could offend others around you.
Wow!
That challenger can't even handle a bottle. It's a tin can with a motor.
Made me think of a certain member's car....
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Diarrhea Awareness Week starts next Monday. Runs till Friday...
I wonder if they will have a flag for that?
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This is how they got tuning done back in the day. Germans were way ahead of their time! :)
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If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive!
I try to leave politics alone but this one made me laugh.... a lot!
I can almost smell that!
Make one wonder how the human race survived this long....
Pump 5 is closed due to a fuel spill. No worries, Angela has it under control.
I wonder what the population is in this community?
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For me --class of 1975. Also had a matching barefoot dimmer switch. :banana:
Been there, still have that!
Quote from: Slotts on May 20, 2024, 11:02:08 AMBeen there, still have that!
Oh man!!
I remember those. They had a version for 8-tracks, and a version for cassettes. Pioneer was the bomb back then.
I got a laugh out of this one . . :haha:
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley rider for traveling faster than the posted speed limit:
He asks the old biker his name.
"Fred." He replies.
"Fred what?" The officer asks.
"Just Fred." The old man responds.
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The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the old biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
The officer then presses him for the last name.
The old man tells him that he used to have a last name, but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
The old biker replies.
"It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, and residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.
After a while, I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! I got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. I got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing
I don't want anything but going back to the 70s sounds great to me as long as I can stay !