JOKES

[Timbbuc2]

      

Thats a good one

[Roadman]

   Oldie but a goodie.   

[Roadman]

                   

[Roadman]

I can relate to this.   

[Roadman]

[Roadman]

Gotta love kids.   

[Roadman]

 

[Roadman]

[Roadman]

               A man and woman who had never met before, and were married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train.

               Though initially embarressed and uneasy, they fell asleep quickly, him in the upper bunk, her in the lower.

               About 1 am the man reached down and asked the woman, " I sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching in the closet and handing me another blanket, I'm awfully cold  ? "   She repled, " I have a better idea, just for tonight, lets pretend were married ! "


                Wow, thats a great idea he exclaimed !!!!   

                 Good, she repled, " get your own damn blanket " 

               

             

[Roadman]

         How True           

[Roadman]

[usraptor]

An elderly Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual
tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would
be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up
the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

[Roadman]

                  Old boy in his 60's was working out at the gym one morning when an attractive young lady walked by.

                 So he walked over to trainer and asked him which machine he should use to impress her.

                 The trainer looked him up and down and said, Id recommend the ATM out in the lobby.     

[blown motor]

                "Old boy in his 60's" 

I thought, hey this about roadman!

                  was working out at the gym one morning

I thought, nope, not about roadman!   

[Roadman]

                "Old boy in his 60's" 

I thought, hey this about roadman!

                  was working out at the gym one morning

                                              Hey, I resemble that remark.     

I thought, nope, not about roadman!